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我同Jeana朝早七點幾落到麥記，門口巴士站已經大把學生哥喺度等緊車，皮蛋王竟然落半閘唔做生意，玻璃門都爛埋，貼咗張招聘啟示出嚟，招聘送餐、櫃面同經理三個職位。經理？咪即係皮蛋王自己個位？下面仲多咗一句平時冇嘅：要半夜十二點後接電話Order同送餐！153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXaWIgjM4B
入到去，已經見到佢哋成班坐晒喺度，除咗Sauna。153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SezFRvgYP
達叔睇嚟個樣都好攰：「喂，你哋嚟啦？」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXkSzl6P36
我：「乜你哋咁早嘅？」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvLnYq0h5m
肥媽：「我哋都喺電話睇到個張黃紙，唔見咗Sauna個名，擔心佢咪早D落嚟囉。」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7d7p7XZHx
Jeana：「係呀，我搵佢成晚都搵唔到呀！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRnY2zhYfK
Carmen見我同Jeana一齊嚟，望都冇望吓我，亦冇出聲，而我就好似做咗虧心事咁，自己坐埋一邊，不過Jeana就黐住我坐埋一齊。153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO1vNaCvqS
皮蛋王喺廚房攞咗D熱香餅出嚟：「食早餐先啦。」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2i6gF6vIB
我：「乜你請人咩？做乜連經理位都請？你唔做啦？」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0Qot3s6G2
皮蛋王：「唔係唔做，係唔知可以做幾耐！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpl3gjuJad
Jeana：「點解呀？」睇嚟淨係得我同Jeana兩個唔知發生緊乜嘢事，當然，佢哋亦唔知我哋尋晚喺隻USB手指條片見到幾咁驚嚇嘅畫面。153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96TWUvNof3
達叔：「唉…講佢知啦。」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjxv4qioXq
皮蛋王：「阿偉你知唔知幾撚猛呀？今朝我見到七輝呀！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH0A62Qh8T
我：「吓？七輝？唔係掛⋯⋯」我地尋晚咁多人都親眼睇住，七輝送咗個外賣上去之後就冇出現過。所以皮蛋王話見到佢，當然係一件好驚嚇嘅事嚟。153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb4Id0gPzK
皮蛋王：「乜唔係呀？你估我老花呀？條撚樣日光日白都走返嚟，成塊面青色㗎屌你，幾撚恐怖呀！仲一開口就問我攞錢出糧，我話喂大佬，你唔好攪我啦，不如我補多兩個月糧比你，你即刻喺我面前消失，以後唔好再返嚟好唔好？點知條撚樣即時答應，但係我比陰司紙佢佢唔要，佢話要港紙。唉，好啦好啦，請鬼容易送鬼難，我咪自己攞兩雞野比佢當同佢打場齋囉。見佢歡天喜地咁走咗去，臨走仲撞撚爛我塊玻璃門，所以咪落閘唔做生意住囉。屌丫，乜鬼唔係可以穿得過玻璃嘅咩？真係離撚奇！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSR91ZvAa8i
肥媽：「人嚟架！鬼！未死㗎佢！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJVsLo1lRR
皮蛋王：「挑你又知？你見過佢咩？呢度得我一個見到佢，我一眼就睇得出佢係鬼！肯定係鬼呀佢！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26J87KIJpJ
達叔：「你比兩雞嘢佢，乜鬼都制啦，仲唔即閃呀！比著我我都走呀！留喺你度你估有運行呀？最後咪比你呃去送死？」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH4KDmofKC
我：「咁做乜要請經理個位？」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30AL4osqtu
皮蛋王：「唉，阿偉，我時運真係好撚低呀！我都未講尋晚！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vPEgdZisq
達叔掩住塊面：「係呀，佢話佢尋晚又撞鬼喎。」我諗應該冇幾多個好似我同Jeana尋晚遇到嘅事咁驚嚇掛。153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFCf95TVJW
皮蛋王：「尋晚返到屋企，屌你大廈停水，冇水沖涼喎，幾撚黑呀，咪又走返出尖咀五月花SPA沖涼囉。點知沖沖下涼急屎，就緊係即刻走去疴啦！入到屎坑，明明睇均晒一個人都冇！屌緊係啦，夜媽媽邊撚個會嚟呢度疴屎吖。我急到就嚟瀨，咪拿拿聲求其衝入一格疴囉。點知疴疴吓，忽然隔離有條茂利同我講：『可唔可以借幾格廁紙用吓？』我心諗D廁紙又唔係我嘅，江湖救急冇撚所謂啦，咪『蚊』幾格比佢囉，佢喺下面伸隻手過嚟接。隔咗一陣，佢話唔夠喎，好！咪又畀幾格你囉！再過多陣佢又嚟，我咪屌鳩佢話：『成卷比撚晒你好唔好呀？』佢之後再冇出聲。屌你知唔知跟住點？我疴撚完走返出去睇，隔離根本一個人都冇！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSUc8UVmuM
達叔：「我都好慘呀阿偉。我住對面馬頭圍村你都知㗎啦，尋晚返屋企嗰陣，明明搭電梯上十二樓，點知架𨋢獲獲都停十三樓！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1JTc9UyAQ
我：「咁有乜問題？落返一層咪得囉！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLcTQZpGI9
達叔：「偉哥，我嗰度D電梯最高去到十二樓㗎咋！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20LlzwOFYz
Jeana：「吓？咁你點呀？」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gYdRRfJXY
達叔：「咁就緊係好似偉哥咁講，行樓梯落返去啦！蝦，點知十三樓落一層又唔係十二樓，去咗十一樓，行返上去又係十三樓，我成晚就喺十一樓十三樓咁行嚟行去，返極都返唔到屋企，谷鳩氣咪搭電梯落返地下先囉，點知仲恐佈！有家人七樓入嚟，有男有女有老有嫩，個老嘅仲話我咁大個人仲喺度玩電梯，阻住佢哋返屋企，街坊街里費事同佢嘈啦，我咪彎晒腰同佢哋say sorry囉，點知我見到⋯⋯佢哋成家人全部都冇腳㗎！落到地下大堂，佢哋一家大細行先，我走埋看更李五嗰度，問佢點解架電梯會停十三樓，佢話我都戇撚鳩。再問佢點解咁夜七樓會有成家人走，仲好生面吓唔似喺呢度住嗰喎，有冇同佢哋登記呀。點知李五話：『乜撚嘢成班人呀，得你條撚樣一個人出電梯之嘛！』」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidCjwYmLAM
我同Jeana你眼望我眼，原來佢哋尋晚個個都有事發生。153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc0nO9KWQk
跟住到靚妹：「尋晚返到屋企⋯⋯我比個細路delete咗D apps出返晒嚟呀！」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm1pBKBK2O
到肥媽：「我仲離奇，亞旺平時都唔食肉嘅，佢食齋㗎嘛，點知尋晚係咁同我爭肉食。」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNugy58sVo
最後到Carmen：「尋晚⋯⋯我見到我細佬Bobby。」153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HGeOKm484
未完待續153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTsFioWKWj
