返到馬頭圍麥記,除咗皮蛋王、達叔、肥媽,禿鷹同長毛都嚟咗,仲多咗個睇落都有八九十歲、衣著光鮮、半禿嘅猥瑣老人。135Please respect copyright.PENANAU5zkWS6YNK
我問:「呢位係?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAOm8d6Zlw9t
皮蛋王:「女鬼阿霞嘅老公,『快趣送』集團主席,倪君子呀!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAkL00DdFT5Y
長毛:「咁都比你班仆街搵到佢返嚟,好撚野!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAldPBZG7aQ5
皮蛋王:「咪全靠亞達囉,原來亞達以前做凍肉生意識得佢㗎!幾撚威呀!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAILHWEdQrZE
達叔:「唏,都話D咸豐年嘅野就唔好再提。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAzODfVF9IWr
倪君子:「係呀,達哥當年真係好威,嗰陣我初初出嚟開茶餐廳,佢已經身家過億。如果唔係佢幫我,我都唔會有今日!所以我一路都好想搵返達哥你,但係搵極都搵你唔到,好在今日你嚟搵我,原來你返咗嚟土瓜灣呢頭住。」135Please respect copyright.PENANATVt4RT8Ldv
估唔到呢個日日食二手餐嘅達叔,原來真係曾經風光一時。135Please respect copyright.PENANA1iyW3zdJha
達叔雖然個口話唔好提,但睇佢個樣又好似覺得好自豪:「邊有過億,半億都有嘅!喂,唔好再講呢D,過億身家有幾巴閉?依家周街都係啦!陳年舊事嚟!我搵你返嚟其實係想問關於13A嘅事。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAXOSPavPzKA
一提到13A,倪君子塊面即刻變晒色。135Please respect copyright.PENANA0TVVGDmjgr
達叔將呢幾日發生嘅事話比佢知,見到佢塊面唔知係咪打得多肉毒桿菌,D肌肉郁都唔郁,生硬得嚟又唔似夏蕙BB咁好笑容,淨係有一種苦澀嘅味道流露出嚟。135Please respect copyright.PENANAyXyOzuRXch
睇嚟,佢係知道D野。135Please respect copyright.PENANAcM8kMT4HmH
達叔:「嗱,阿倪,識咗你咁多年,邊個對邊個有恩呢D老撚土野就唔好提嘞,唔通我又成日提住當年無條件比貨你你又冇還錢呢D衰野?年紀你又比我大,實情我都好尊重你。依家我淨係想知道,究竟當年13A發生乜野事?13A究竟喺邊?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAh7ZMb6xpkB
倪君子:「邊個話我同呢件事有關?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAZWgCnehBgZ
達叔:「長毛囉!」135Please respect copyright.PENANA1aoW2MGdxL
長毛:「我老豆講既。」135Please respect copyright.PENANA8QeI3OHYX5
倪君子:「咁你老豆呢?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAVnnwKQHrUl
長毛:「晨早賣撚咗咸鴨蛋啦!你唔撚係想對質呀!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAcv8KLFhDRp
倪君子:「咁即係人證又冇,物證又冇,乜證據都冇,你就話我同件事有關?會唔會太牽強?我夠可以話你住13A,冇證冇據,邊個信?」估唔到呢個老人家頭腦又幾清醒。135Please respect copyright.PENANA7pshDiyiTL
諗吓又係,長毛講野又係信唔過個隻,更何況佢話佢老豆講,佢老豆可能比佢更加信唔過,而且又隔多一重,仲一開始就話係個都市傳聞,真真假假邊個知?一時間我地個個都冇野好講。135Please respect copyright.PENANAM7OGUqp9cw
禿鷹:「咁倪生你有冇住過十三街先?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAGpVoyPDXnG
倪君子:「你係警察?想盤問我?」佢都唔識禿鷹,但都估到佢係警察!135Please respect copyright.PENANAS47tzRhrQC
禿鷹笑騎騎放毒蛇:「緊係唔係啦!都落咗更,傾下計啫!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAhCMrlCIcRK
倪君子望住達叔:「嗱,達哥,如果你想聚舊,我無任歡迎,你有咩需要亦可以同我講,不過如果你再問我呢D野,就恕我失倍嘞!」135Please respect copyright.PENANArlate8GErx
倪君子本來想起身就走,點知皮蛋王唔知做乜喺後面大大聲咁講電話,仲開埋個免提:「喂,係咪Connie媽呀?」135Please respect copyright.PENANA2sJYOXfcYC
Connie媽:「皮蛋呀?點呀衰鬼,係咪蛋蛋痕呀?我五月花SPA嘅大門永遠為你呢隻皮蛋而開㗎!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAyCK9Vf2diB
聽到D咁嘅對白,我哋都嗌咗一聲『下流』,但係原本準備起身走嗰個倪君子,唔知點解就坐返低。135Please respect copyright.PENANAfrUPoS4Bq9
皮蛋王:「我先唔撚信你啦Connie媽,講撚埋D門面野,個撚個你都咁講架啦!唔好咁多廢話,有咩囡囡先?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAUDHCUv8Cvj
Connie媽:「嘩,呢期返好多呀,八國聯軍要乜有乜,高矮肥瘦你咩要求都滿足到你呀!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAT8F88BYyqZ
皮蛋王:「嗱,一句講撚晒,年青貌美,善解人意,蘭花咁手嗰D全部幫我留起晒,今晚我請客呀!成隊兵操上嚟!準備勞軍啦你!嘿嘿!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAseK59L0wY8
Connie媽:「得得得,你想留幾多間房吖?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAckF0UVfl41
皮蛋王特登喺度點人頭:「偉哥,禿鷹,長毛、亞達,我,即係五個⋯⋯喂,老野,計唔計埋你呀?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAsAPEy3a97P
見到倪君子吞晒口水:「可以咩?咁預埋我啦,我請!係咪後生女呀?」呢個倪君子唔止個樣猥瑣,原來真係一條老淫蟲。135Please respect copyright.PENANAE6PuuDlcFk
Connie媽唔知係咪聽得出倪君子把聲都有返咁上下年紀:「緊係個個年青貌美啦,做得你個孫女嗰隻呀!上嚟睇吓孫女點服侍你啦爺爺!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAPs1JGDdz66
倪君子:「好好好,咁嘞,我今晚包你間場!」135Please respect copyright.PENANANWa0jQy5Vj
Connie媽:「喂,你哋係嚟先好呀!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAhnAz86NXho
皮蛋王:「得啦Connie媽,我皮蛋王出嚟叫雞幾時失過約?係咁啦,一陣見!」135Please respect copyright.PENANA45P94Chq6C
皮蛋王收咗線之後,搭住倪君子個膊頭:「嗱,依家一齊出嚟玩,都算係巴打啦,做得巴打就唔好有咩秘密收埋好冇先?」真係唔怪得皮蛋王做到經理,係有D手段。135Please respect copyright.PENANAmnV9flpG0x
倪君子依家嘅態度,明顯冇頭先咁薑:「咁我真係唔想再提呢件事吖嘛⋯⋯你唔好迫我啦,我幾廿歲受唔住㗎啦⋯⋯」135Please respect copyright.PENANAS7Wvl3gh4E
皮蛋王:「吖,屌你吖,你幾廿歲受唔住,D廿幾歲靚妹你就受得住?」135Please respect copyright.PENANA7gE9KIvh0J
我:「唔係呀,倪先生,我⋯⋯我女朋友會係下一個死嘅人,唔該你話我知件事究竟係點,同埋點先可以救到佢?我求下你!」講完我就跪咗喺佢面前,橫掂我份人不嬲都冇乜尊嚴,打工咁耐上司一直都冇當過我係人,難聽D講係豬狗不如。如果跪吓就可以救返Carmen,跪幾耐都冇問題。135Please respect copyright.PENANAjp26hSUjyr
Carmen係咁喺度喊,想扶起我,但我推開佢,我決定要等前面呢位關鍵人物一個肯定嘅回應先至起身。135Please respect copyright.PENANAwSdDAWV6VV
倪君子:「後生仔,你起身先⋯⋯好啦,我講比你知。」睇嚟我嘅誠意最後都感動到佢。唔怪得曾經有個毒撚祖宗講過,就算做毒撚,都要用盡一切方法去尋找希望,希望先至會出現。135Please respect copyright.PENANAWhTJzYod4Y
倪君子:「但係⋯⋯可唔可以玩完先至講呀?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAXzkRL7OOHr
皮蛋王:「得頂啦,一陣我哋六個人,一人一間房,嗰度隔音好撚差,你叫床隔離房都聽到呀!到時我地一邊捽雀仔,一邊講鬼故!」135Please respect copyright.PENANAq3E2es8RcG
倪君子:「嘩,正呀!」
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