我同Jeana朝早七點幾落到麥記,門口巴士站已經大把學生哥喺度等緊車,皮蛋王竟然落半閘唔做生意,玻璃門都爛埋,貼咗張招聘啟示出嚟,招聘送餐、櫃面同經理三個職位。經理?咪即係皮蛋王自己個位?下面仲多咗一句平時冇嘅:要半夜十二點後接電話Order同送餐!160Please respect copyright.PENANAPXrfcF7vAV
入到去,已經見到佢哋成班坐晒喺度,除咗Sauna。160Please respect copyright.PENANAGUiAbceadi
達叔睇嚟個樣都好攰:「喂,你哋嚟啦?」160Please respect copyright.PENANAOqqhdDpeez
我:「乜你哋咁早嘅?」160Please respect copyright.PENANAdIQwRudYxU
肥媽:「我哋都喺電話睇到個張黃紙,唔見咗Sauna個名,擔心佢咪早D落嚟囉。」160Please respect copyright.PENANAQvOoSzhAEp
Jeana:「係呀,我搵佢成晚都搵唔到呀!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAjNuAm6E4Ax
Carmen見我同Jeana一齊嚟,望都冇望吓我,亦冇出聲,而我就好似做咗虧心事咁,自己坐埋一邊,不過Jeana就黐住我坐埋一齊。160Please respect copyright.PENANAbsRD4Q5OIW
皮蛋王喺廚房攞咗D熱香餅出嚟:「食早餐先啦。」160Please respect copyright.PENANAhTiwEQ4ha9
我:「乜你請人咩?做乜連經理位都請?你唔做啦?」160Please respect copyright.PENANAaZsNRHC776
皮蛋王:「唔係唔做,係唔知可以做幾耐!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAN5UvLq8spU
Jeana:「點解呀?」睇嚟淨係得我同Jeana兩個唔知發生緊乜嘢事,當然,佢哋亦唔知我哋尋晚喺隻USB手指條片見到幾咁驚嚇嘅畫面。160Please respect copyright.PENANAYfsIZDhwFv
達叔:「唉…講佢知啦。」160Please respect copyright.PENANA77I4lsDBnN
皮蛋王:「阿偉你知唔知幾撚猛呀?今朝我見到七輝呀!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAnDJgpKboLC
我:「吓?七輝?唔係掛⋯⋯」我地尋晚咁多人都親眼睇住,七輝送咗個外賣上去之後就冇出現過。所以皮蛋王話見到佢,當然係一件好驚嚇嘅事嚟。160Please respect copyright.PENANAKw12kP08ks
皮蛋王:「乜唔係呀?你估我老花呀?條撚樣日光日白都走返嚟,成塊面青色㗎屌你,幾撚恐怖呀!仲一開口就問我攞錢出糧,我話喂大佬,你唔好攪我啦,不如我補多兩個月糧比你,你即刻喺我面前消失,以後唔好再返嚟好唔好?點知條撚樣即時答應,但係我比陰司紙佢佢唔要,佢話要港紙。唉,好啦好啦,請鬼容易送鬼難,我咪自己攞兩雞野比佢當同佢打場齋囉。見佢歡天喜地咁走咗去,臨走仲撞撚爛我塊玻璃門,所以咪落閘唔做生意住囉。屌丫,乜鬼唔係可以穿得過玻璃嘅咩?真係離撚奇!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAlOxfgJSMKx
肥媽:「人嚟架!鬼!未死㗎佢!」160Please respect copyright.PENANA0vie1e8ZWS
皮蛋王:「挑你又知?你見過佢咩?呢度得我一個見到佢,我一眼就睇得出佢係鬼!肯定係鬼呀佢!」160Please respect copyright.PENANADHGZiB0WDl
達叔:「你比兩雞嘢佢,乜鬼都制啦,仲唔即閃呀!比著我我都走呀!留喺你度你估有運行呀?最後咪比你呃去送死?」160Please respect copyright.PENANAvbNGZk0AM7
我:「咁做乜要請經理個位?」160Please respect copyright.PENANAUaYsVyeQBW
皮蛋王:「唉,阿偉,我時運真係好撚低呀!我都未講尋晚!」160Please respect copyright.PENANA2SjCbt1HF6
達叔掩住塊面:「係呀,佢話佢尋晚又撞鬼喎。」我諗應該冇幾多個好似我同Jeana尋晚遇到嘅事咁驚嚇掛。160Please respect copyright.PENANANlvta91vBI
皮蛋王:「尋晚返到屋企,屌你大廈停水,冇水沖涼喎,幾撚黑呀,咪又走返出尖咀五月花SPA沖涼囉。點知沖沖下涼急屎,就緊係即刻走去疴啦!入到屎坑,明明睇均晒一個人都冇!屌緊係啦,夜媽媽邊撚個會嚟呢度疴屎吖。我急到就嚟瀨,咪拿拿聲求其衝入一格疴囉。點知疴疴吓,忽然隔離有條茂利同我講:『可唔可以借幾格廁紙用吓?』我心諗D廁紙又唔係我嘅,江湖救急冇撚所謂啦,咪『蚊』幾格比佢囉,佢喺下面伸隻手過嚟接。隔咗一陣,佢話唔夠喎,好!咪又畀幾格你囉!再過多陣佢又嚟,我咪屌鳩佢話:『成卷比撚晒你好唔好呀?』佢之後再冇出聲。屌你知唔知跟住點?我疴撚完走返出去睇,隔離根本一個人都冇!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAetUFntcAtj
達叔:「我都好慘呀阿偉。我住對面馬頭圍村你都知㗎啦,尋晚返屋企嗰陣,明明搭電梯上十二樓,點知架𨋢獲獲都停十三樓!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAjMj84N5IxK
我:「咁有乜問題?落返一層咪得囉!」160Please respect copyright.PENANAZUaii84BA5
達叔:「偉哥,我嗰度D電梯最高去到十二樓㗎咋!」160Please respect copyright.PENANADBfjqEwnoz
Jeana:「吓?咁你點呀?」160Please respect copyright.PENANAfnt5PfsIBs
達叔:「咁就緊係好似偉哥咁講,行樓梯落返去啦!蝦,點知十三樓落一層又唔係十二樓,去咗十一樓,行返上去又係十三樓,我成晚就喺十一樓十三樓咁行嚟行去,返極都返唔到屋企,谷鳩氣咪搭電梯落返地下先囉,點知仲恐佈!有家人七樓入嚟,有男有女有老有嫩,個老嘅仲話我咁大個人仲喺度玩電梯,阻住佢哋返屋企,街坊街里費事同佢嘈啦,我咪彎晒腰同佢哋say sorry囉,點知我見到⋯⋯佢哋成家人全部都冇腳㗎!落到地下大堂,佢哋一家大細行先,我走埋看更李五嗰度,問佢點解架電梯會停十三樓,佢話我都戇撚鳩。再問佢點解咁夜七樓會有成家人走,仲好生面吓唔似喺呢度住嗰喎,有冇同佢哋登記呀。點知李五話:『乜撚嘢成班人呀,得你條撚樣一個人出電梯之嘛!』」160Please respect copyright.PENANAhHVfb38izo
我同Jeana你眼望我眼,原來佢哋尋晚個個都有事發生。160Please respect copyright.PENANAmav7hbls2p
跟住到靚妹:「尋晚返到屋企⋯⋯我比個細路delete咗D apps出返晒嚟呀!」160Please respect copyright.PENANA3CkkYbDr2P
到肥媽:「我仲離奇,亞旺平時都唔食肉嘅,佢食齋㗎嘛,點知尋晚係咁同我爭肉食。」160Please respect copyright.PENANA5oguGU1exM
最後到Carmen:「尋晚⋯⋯我見到我細佬Bobby。」160Please respect copyright.PENANAH3vqIpkoMi
未完待續160Please respect copyright.PENANAnG3rmzCSoI