我哋等咗幾個鐘頭,等到太陽落山,肥媽話日光日白好難請鬼上身。出面班學生哥喺度由朝早睇到晚,有幾個仲忍唔住走埋入嚟見工,皮蛋王即場同佢地interview仲請埋,講明要送深夜撞鬼外賣,班學生哥聽到不知幾興奮,仲話會上連登post出黎。142Please respect copyright.PENANALJej6HC5lB
天已經黑晒,肥媽擺好咗個陣,點晒香,現場問米班學生哥睇到大叫過引,話麥記搵埋麥當奴叔叔出嚟問米都係第一次見。142Please respect copyright.PENANAmQL7es9X4u
肥媽開始前再三叮囑:「如果一陣我有D乜野唔對路,記得一巴車埋嚟車醒我呀!唔係我可能畀佢拖埋落去㗎!」講完之後,佢就開始咗個招魂儀式。142Please respect copyright.PENANA93GXeZCooH
只見肥媽成個人震晒,雙眼反白,塊面由紅轉青,雙手不斷拍枱,陰聲細氣咁話:「Bobby仔⋯⋯你喺邊呀?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAclCDjaFZwc
我哋成班幾乎氣都唔敢抖,驚會嚇走Bobby。紫雲大師竟然喺呢個時候自己去廚房攞咗個豬柳蛋漢寶同齋啡出嚟食,點知皮蛋王要收返佢錢,話未成事數要照計,紫雲大師面撚黑黑咁比返錢佢,仲問佢齋啡係咪任飲,皮蛋王話早餐就係,依家要逐杯計。142Please respect copyright.PENANAjE5PKC6NGC
見到肥媽面都青埋,唔知係度up乜春,忽然成個身震咗一震,睜開雙眼,大叫:「皮蛋王你個冚家富貴!」142Please respect copyright.PENANATvT94xpqQQ
皮蛋王:「我屌你呀,你邊撚個呀你?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAuaMXMhzfUG
肥媽:「花柳強呀冚家產!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAQrywhAQsCf
花柳強係皮蛋王D骨友,早排先至花柳菌入血過咗身。142Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y5GaQQk9F
皮蛋王:「喂,我哋唔撚係搵你呀,你過主啦!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAIr9LBhmBBp
花柳強:「咩呀!上撚咗嚟又話唔係搵我,你玩野呀?信唔信我捉撚埋你落去吖嗱?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAfFfK9ufBst
皮蛋王塞咗D陰司紙埋去比佢:「係啦係啦,最撚猛就係你,當我唔著,你攞D錢落去叫雞啦,唔撚好阻住我哋做正經野!」之後一巴車埋肥媽塊面,打到佢鼻血都流埋。142Please respect copyright.PENANAS9iH2VYqzq
肥媽震咗一震,好似醒返,捽住個鼻:「嘩,仲流鼻血添,緊係熱氣頂。點呀?Bobby上咗嚟未呀?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAXiJFnjYkuC
達叔:「花柳強就上咗嚟,仲揸咗你個波兩吓,好在皮蛋王叫醒你,唔係佢強姦埋你都似。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAhhQWgApmtW
肥媽:「該煨⋯⋯咁你就唔好咁快叫醒我啦⋯⋯或者太耐冇請鬼上身,生疏咗攪錯晒,再嚟過!」講完又再咪埋眼口up up。142Please respect copyright.PENANABHQPCNxQ0E
Up左兩up,肥媽又爭開雙眼:「達仔!達仔!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAHixN9i5x57
達叔:「媽媽?係咪你呀媽媽?我好掛住你呀!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAKs4JA1EsXh
肥媽:「達仔你叫我上嚟做乜呀?我同人拍緊拖呀!」142Please respect copyright.PENANApFqkIzzeQV
達叔:「媽媽你同邊個拍拖呀?老豆呢?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAOYpf9LOKUo
肥媽:「你老豆投咗胎啦,我見悶悶哋咪搵個人陪吓囉!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAnFVu5oKt2r
達叔:「哦,但係媽媽你唔好蝕底比佢呀!守住你D貞操呀!」142Please respect copyright.PENANABE8g4ijTyZ
肥媽:「達仔乜你仲古板過我㗎!你學吓你前面個一男一女啦,話做就做,咁至係人生!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAnTHjTmFE0b
達叔:「媽媽你賣埋保險呀?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAcHZSmqCCDx
肥媽都未開聲,皮蛋王一聲「淫婦」,又一巴車埋去,打到肥媽牙都飛埋出嚟:「嘩!皮蛋王又係你,你又做乜呀?好撚痛⋯⋯」142Please respect copyright.PENANA4nN9TTtgjs
皮蛋王:「頭先亞達亞媽上嚟,佢係下面勾佬呀,亞達仲駛見人?咪一巴車埋去打醒佢囉!駛撚同佢客氣呀!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAWWIqdHDGWU
肥媽:「得啦得啦,即係Bobby未上嚟啦!喂下次唔撚駛你叫我呀!」之後肥媽第三次請鬼上身。142Please respect copyright.PENANAlS6ddVoFyn
佢忽然掙開眼:「屌你老母!你知唔知我差少少就做撚左超人個孫仔?邊撚個仆街叫我上嚟?」142Please respect copyright.PENANApUfkqpxT2x
達叔:「你係⋯⋯」142Please respect copyright.PENANA0GnYHCn53z
皮蛋王:「一聽就知啦!」142Please respect copyright.PENANA25VaW0sZEG
肥媽:「Bobby呀屌你!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAs9lt5cmKw1
Carmen:「佢唔係Bobby!Bobby唔會講粗口㗎!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAVt86lIRdJQ
皮蛋王:「係佢嚟啦,佢平時係公司就係咁㗎啦,得你以為佢好撚乖,條撚樣客都照屌㗎。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAKrIlexFdYe
Bobby:「喔,家姐,你都係度呀?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAxn5Q3K5L2H
Carmen:「Bobby我叫咗你幾多次唔好講粗口呀?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAe95A0UuLmM
Bobby:「家姐,唔係呀,我頭先就嚟投胎㗎啦,超人個孫嚟㗎!機會難逢呀!行運㗎啦我!好彩死撚咗先有咁嘅機會!喂,你哋搵我做乜春呀?」142Please respect copyright.PENANA7P4HddSseP
達叔:「你老婆同個仔有事呀,咁你想去投胎定係度幫手先?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAnO4nH2MNGc
Bobby:「靚妹?靚妹乜野事呀?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAAFnMZC1EuE
Carmen:「佢⋯⋯佢可能過唔倒今晚,輪到佢啦。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAz9sKdJODEH
Bobby:「你哋仲未搵倒13A?」142Please respect copyright.PENANAKguORgOCih
我:「今晚我會同達叔去搵,不過驚靚妹等唔到。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAU4rFIL846R
達叔將成件事話比Bobby知。142Please respect copyright.PENANANAU36tWDzJ
Carmen:「皮蛋王搵咗位紫雲大師返嚟,話有辦法可以保住佢母子條命,不過要種鬼胎,即係安排女鬼個仔投胎入靚妹度,靚妹揸唔到主意,又好驚,所以先至叫你上嚟想問下你意見。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAzoo8Xs1uaB
Bobby:「有乜方法都唔緊要,最緊要條命。種啦,我贊成種!」142Please respect copyright.PENANA4fW7JFlquj
靚妹:「好似好恐怖咁喎⋯⋯」142Please respect copyright.PENANA4yIlMFJt8o
Bobby:「靚妹,唔駛怕,我都要去投胎,到時咪又係變咗人哋個仔?你驚係因為你知道佢係鬼仔,其實成件事就係咁,投胎輪廻,規律嚟㗎。」142Please respect copyright.PENANACxlYS0KBbc
靚妹:「咁⋯⋯不如你投胎入嚟我度啦,有D親切感。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAOqdqwl3XdW
Bobby:「吓⋯⋯我通常都係篤入去,唔慣喺你下面出返嚟喎⋯⋯而且家陣係有鬼要攪你,呢個方法係保你平安呀。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAvO26qwRtbW
大師:「Bobby你好,我係紫雲大師。要順利幫個鬼仔投胎,都仲要你幫忙。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAzwIo0NyU3w
Bobby:「點幫?唔駛講野我一定幫!」142Please respect copyright.PENANA6PP01nfhyA
大師:「今晚帶個鬼仔嚟呢度。」142Please respect copyright.PENANA8Mu1YKjVwz
142Please respect copyright.PENANA3VgQrqn7GD
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