同樣的時間，同樣的地點，但如果說4:50的楊家客廳像跨年夜的狂歡派對，那，5:20的楊家就是葬禮會場了。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr72vqskgaN
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五顏六色的氣球和歡迎回家的大字報仍在客廳牆上歡騰著，但牆下眾人的表情卻“精彩”得令人想逃……209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAenhhBerC
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爆炸的妻子、寒臉的丈夫、忐忑的女孩、心虛的男孩…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROqv5ucOGB
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噢…還有一隻吃瓜看戲的小~胖~妹~~~209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrViJ01dsw
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唉……好個令人“難忘”的狂歡派對呀！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZyLsx21FY
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猜對了嗎？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKuJhpA42y
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寒臉爆炸的是昕然和季妍、吃瓜看戲的是安然，而心虛忐忑的，就是成功的讓今晚氣氛大逆轉的小雨和阿德了。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrEuZO1q0K
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對了，昕然回來了，就在小雨把安然拉開的那一刻。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyvQILEcEO
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身為離家多日的男主人，對於家中近況，昕然幾乎是一無所知的---為了防止客戶被“放生”（因為昕然絕對會拋棄客戶衝回來），季妍根本不敢把變態的事告訴老公，但，既然阿德都鼻青臉腫的坐在他對面了，即使季妍不說，昕然大概也能猜到一二。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mlCKcWkZA
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說真的，昕然非常~非常不爽。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJnhQRgkeN
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昕然是知道阿德的（因為小雨一直一直提呀），身為暗戀了季妍12年的“資深情聖”，昕然能理解小雨對阿德的執著，但，這並不妨礙他討厭阿德呀！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTzqD2Kw5P
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在昕然的印象中，阿德真的是全世界過得最“爽”的男人了---沒房沒車沒工作、啃爸啃媽啃女友---一個男人得多軟爛才能活成這樣，偏偏在小雨眼中阿德卻是千般萬般的美好……209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKvFD2vrcc
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哼…如果全世界的男人都像阿德一樣，人類早就絕種一萬次了好嗎！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCrQx903mW
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只是，即使小雨眼睛再瞎，昕然也管不著。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOb5fgxfUl
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畢竟他只是小雨朋友的老公不是嗎？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3octrdTh8
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但，小雨千不該萬不該把阿德引來家裡---還是趁他不在的時候…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1SUuNvAmA
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拜託~~~這種狼心狗肺的混蛋…誰能保證他會對他的家人做什麼？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AIRu7D8sG
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當昕然正不爽不爽時，季妍的內心已經快瀕臨爆炸了。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35bpL04GkS
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十分鐘前的季妍是完全不知道這兩人仍藕斷絲連的，但，既然阿德都來了，那麼，小雨之前的種種反常行為也就有了解釋，只是…季妍還是不解…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF25v0YXYPZ
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不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoMAF1MqZz
不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69u4A7nm0R
不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavQQPw3tlx
（很重要所以要說三遍）…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W77ALnxEY
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為什麼阿德還有臉出現在這裡？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYFXI5dQkz
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還有小雨…妳能不能有點尊嚴啊？人家都狠心把妳丟掉了，竟然還不惜說謊溜出門見他……209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcwGIBFBxD
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吼~~~~~~~209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIjNnvEWjx
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太多情緒在季妍心頭流竄，而季妍又是個憋不住的人，所以，在努力冷靜了…數秒…後，季妍還是忍不住開口了。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNum4UuKsAk
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「你---不是把她趕出門了嗎」？季妍咬牙切齒的瞪著眼神飄忽的阿德，只差把阿德給啃了…「你還跑來幹嘛」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN7ALosoT8
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「不是啊季妍姐」~彷彿怕男友被“吃掉”似的，小雨連忙解釋~「是他爸把我趕出門的，阿德他什麼都沒做」…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ9qXfhdLU
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「噢~原來他什麼都沒做哦」！季妍假裝恍然大悟道~「所以他也沒阻止他爸囉」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlf5vWJHVS
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「他…他」…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrvZl6Bs8I
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「阻止個屁啦」！彷彿還沒被揍夠似的~當小雨捏著裙子囁囁嚅嚅發不出聲時，阿德竟不怕死的插嘴…「我爸很兇耶~我又不是不想活了」…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef08OMywlI
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「噢」~季妍被氣笑了~「你的意思是~~因為你爸很兇，所以你“只好”閉嘴，任由你爸把她們母女趕出去淋雨囉」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUzhgfktpJ
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「喂~阿德先生，請問你知不知道什麼叫責任感啊？你女朋友肚子裡懷的是你的孩子耶」！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rcgXKf6Tz
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「那又怎樣？又不是我叫她懷孕的」…阿德抖著腿，一邊漫不經心的撥弄瀏海，然後，下一秒，一把光劍突然就抵住了他的脖子…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCstF4ZOBA1
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「赫」！！效果不錯，阿德嚇得腿都不敢抖了…「你…你幹嘛」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi20zxgIJW
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「沒幹嘛」，只見光劍的主人---楊昕然先生，對阿德燦爛一笑…「讓你閉嘴罷了」。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9CdFz7Nyp
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「你」…阿德忿忿的瞪著昕然，想了想，決定還是乖乖閉嘴。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvsw9BdvcG
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昕然這才移開光劍。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rtIO4fDGl
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「哇~~哥」，一旁看戲的安然奮力鼓掌~「你好帥哦」！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wfnVsFGaO
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「帥齁」~昕然得意的把光劍收回劍鞘~「歐比王首部曲紀念版~妳嫂子送的」。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLQoWkcQ1U
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「就你愛現」~季妍依舊繃著臉，但嘴角卻悄悄揚起~「快收好啦~那把劍很貴耶」！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVfdfed7WI
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「好的~老婆」~~昕然朝季妍眨眨眼，然後把光劍往茶几底下一放………嗯…收好了…（PS:記得嗎？為了給小雨騰房間，昕然的寶貝都挪到客廳來了，昕然的光劍正好就放在茶几下）。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94JmBAMGBW
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經過光劍的“洗禮”，阿德顯然乖巧了不少…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFnuUy2XGQ
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但季妍的臭臉卻半點也沒消散…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMNr6LNcrI
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客廳裡的眾人只好繼續“罰坐”…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhjkvjEmQj
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「嗚嗚…季妍姐好可怕」…小雨默默發抖，「她會不會把阿德打死呀」！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJyQQj3gRU
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「哇~季妍姐好威武」~安然在心裡幫季妍按讚~「可惜馬麻沒看到」…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4plJGpcKr
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…如果楊媽看到的話，嗯…應該不敢再“欺負”媳婦了吧！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6b4EPTKcaj
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當眾人的內心充滿OS時，昕然也暗自叫苦中。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdCXT66RE9
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季妍不講話、小雨不敢出聲、連平常不講話會死的小妹都當起了啞巴，但…但……他們可不是在開靜坐大會呀！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAJ7e7QABf
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小雨的事總得有人出來解決吧！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXXZtsXOUg
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於是，在觀望許久確定“破冰”無望後，可能是在場最不擅言詞的昕然，終於鼓起勇氣開口了。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9ZRDiVX94
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「咳咳…一個問題」…昕然清了清喉嚨…「你和小雨現在…有什麼打算」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBP5NXb0T7
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「什麼“什麼打算”」？阿德低著頭，眼神游移的嘟嘴道。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxL9ttyCaf
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「就是你打算拿她們母女怎樣啦」！！！阿德的態度打趴了季妍殘存的理智，就在昕然因為阿德的回答一愣的瞬間，季妍突然一掌轟向了茶几~「你以為你把人家肚子搞大了都不用負責嗎」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q4KiwNn5L
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“嗙”的一大聲~~~茶几差點被季妍一掌震碎…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7KSMHMfXE
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在場眾人再度被季妍的“神威”驚呆。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Pxv8dJvP4
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「我…我怎麼負責啊」…可能是真的被季妍驚到了吧，過了許久…許久，阿德才臉色青白吞吞吐吐的回道…「我又沒錢」……209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iZpA1qtTd
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「沒錢」？季妍覺得自己快被阿德的無恥氣昏了~「沒錢你不會去賺嗎」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrlX7ZwFzd
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「是啊」~昕然附和~「你至少也找份工作吧」！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl3obFhh4d
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「不是啊季妍姐，阿德他…他有工作的」~感覺男友快要被季妍夫妻欺負死了（有嗎？），小雨連忙為男友緩頰…「他…他在網路上賣寶物」…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapYF2gVD5r
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「賣寶物」？季妍一愣，「什麼寶物」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptfbxJADgG
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「哎呀，就是線上遊戲的虛擬寶物咩」，安然適時插話，說完，還不忘用手肘敲敲昕然，「哥~賣那個也能賺錢噢」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOXNeNfKGQ
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「10幾年前或許可以，但…現在」…昕然搖頭嘆道~~「唉~難囉」…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDYdDrnZT5
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「屁啦~那是你不會賣」，昕然還沒說完，阿德突然忍不住回嗆，「只要選對聯盟拿到頂級裝備還怕賺不到」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDWb555H1G
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「你講得好簡單喔」！安然吐槽，「既然你那麼厲害，那你為什麼還那麼窮」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahEJSOKU05
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「妳」…阿德怒目…然後…他就說不出話來了。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXmYwTgadF
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現場再度陷入可怕的沉寂。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZuMKwGH0J
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「咳咳」~眼看氣氛不對，昕然只好硬著頭皮再度出馬…「不管從前如何，你肯來看小雨，表示你還在乎他們母女吧」？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVgECoB1Hb
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「對呀對呀」…小雨趕緊點頭，但身旁的阿德卻一臉呆滯的把頭別到一旁裝死。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj3e2CW3Ag
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昕然突然好想揍人喔！…但是…不行啊，眼前的僵局還得靠他搞定呢！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLzK5QCcCE
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「好，現在我們知道你有份“賣寶物”的兼職」…唉，沒辦法，為了小雨母女，昕然只能努力憋住蓄勢待發的拳頭，「只是…你女兒都快出生了，你還是找份穩定的工作吧，畢竟…養小孩很花錢的」…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGgX0OacSZ
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「……」…阿德繼續裝死。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDwVxeosYF
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昕然已經不想講了…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGyuUOAmJz
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「好吧…你告訴我你打算找什麼工作」？昕然直接總結。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU6Lhr5dln
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「我怎麼知道」…阿德終於開口了，但說來說去還是同一句，好像他除了說“不知道”這三個字外什麼都不知道似的…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9IppykbkX
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當昕然費心規勸阿德時，季妍一直在一旁聽著，本來她還怒髮衝冠隨時要爆炸的，但，聽到後來，她已經一點脾氣都沒有了。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VJxOvBt7Z
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這種沒骨頭的男人…跟他扯這麽多幹嘛？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISCJYmLZ5j
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罷了，罷了…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dliZQqUhA
209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS3sf6WyaZ
不想找工作，那就別找吧！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WhFRJYHJU
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「其實…你找不找工作都無所謂」，就在昕然的耐心即將用盡時，季妍忽然脫口而出。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVY3URTzy4
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「蛤」？在場眾人（除了阿德外）紛紛驚訝的看向季妍。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CyRPC5y18
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「別急~我還沒講完」…季妍不慌不忙的站起來~「但就像我老公講的~養小孩真的很花錢耶，所以」…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMszfpE9TAk
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說著說著，季妍忽然把阿德從椅子上“拎”了起來…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7VtxBR2wJ
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「等你想好怎麼養小孩後再來看他們母女吧」…「Bye~Bye」~~209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0Zkq00KFy
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說完，季妍就把阿德踹出去了。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0Hm7qAkqb
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