同樣的時間，同樣的地點，但如果說4:50的楊家客廳像跨年夜的狂歡派對，那，5:20的楊家就是葬禮會場了。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CQS0xSIhx
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五顏六色的氣球和歡迎回家的大字報仍在客廳牆上歡騰著，但牆下眾人的表情卻“精彩”得令人想逃……207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMpaoo2CFk
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爆炸的妻子、寒臉的丈夫、忐忑的女孩、心虛的男孩…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1uF4oHEuc
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噢…還有一隻吃瓜看戲的小~胖~妹~~~207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD3zz4CCHf
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唉……好個令人“難忘”的狂歡派對呀！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwjTRMb7NL
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猜對了嗎？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iZiq3urFM
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寒臉爆炸的是昕然和季妍、吃瓜看戲的是安然，而心虛忐忑的，就是成功的讓今晚氣氛大逆轉的小雨和阿德了。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgS87CQdG7
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對了，昕然回來了，就在小雨把安然拉開的那一刻。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoStNfEM6D
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身為離家多日的男主人，對於家中近況，昕然幾乎是一無所知的---為了防止客戶被“放生”（因為昕然絕對會拋棄客戶衝回來），季妍根本不敢把變態的事告訴老公，但，既然阿德都鼻青臉腫的坐在他對面了，即使季妍不說，昕然大概也能猜到一二。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwSVCPARkU
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說真的，昕然非常~非常不爽。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGUU4jcuAm
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昕然是知道阿德的（因為小雨一直一直提呀），身為暗戀了季妍12年的“資深情聖”，昕然能理解小雨對阿德的執著，但，這並不妨礙他討厭阿德呀！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpaeCNdPZP
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在昕然的印象中，阿德真的是全世界過得最“爽”的男人了---沒房沒車沒工作、啃爸啃媽啃女友---一個男人得多軟爛才能活成這樣，偏偏在小雨眼中阿德卻是千般萬般的美好……207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbQOAKcmp8
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哼…如果全世界的男人都像阿德一樣，人類早就絕種一萬次了好嗎！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHpDHUlqc3
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只是，即使小雨眼睛再瞎，昕然也管不著。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzUwZW6p9o
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畢竟他只是小雨朋友的老公不是嗎？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71bh9tJOfd
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但，小雨千不該萬不該把阿德引來家裡---還是趁他不在的時候…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjUdYPynFT
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拜託~~~這種狼心狗肺的混蛋…誰能保證他會對他的家人做什麼？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtn1mcxVoT
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當昕然正不爽不爽時，季妍的內心已經快瀕臨爆炸了。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWqUxLwhyB
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十分鐘前的季妍是完全不知道這兩人仍藕斷絲連的，但，既然阿德都來了，那麼，小雨之前的種種反常行為也就有了解釋，只是…季妍還是不解…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFP9DylGGs
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不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFQK2JdodF
不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE59wa489sC
不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULBu3JAotP
（很重要所以要說三遍）…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL71Yh700m
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為什麼阿德還有臉出現在這裡？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRyrZFD8QM
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還有小雨…妳能不能有點尊嚴啊？人家都狠心把妳丟掉了，竟然還不惜說謊溜出門見他……207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwS61l5HK0
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吼~~~~~~~207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHgvZpEhWH
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太多情緒在季妍心頭流竄，而季妍又是個憋不住的人，所以，在努力冷靜了…數秒…後，季妍還是忍不住開口了。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOlgCfqcLN
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「你---不是把她趕出門了嗎」？季妍咬牙切齒的瞪著眼神飄忽的阿德，只差把阿德給啃了…「你還跑來幹嘛」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYZSM1CNof
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「不是啊季妍姐」~彷彿怕男友被“吃掉”似的，小雨連忙解釋~「是他爸把我趕出門的，阿德他什麼都沒做」…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzJQCGx4rI
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「噢~原來他什麼都沒做哦」！季妍假裝恍然大悟道~「所以他也沒阻止他爸囉」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4KxCmyc70
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「他…他」…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK1eQlJ2s5
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「阻止個屁啦」！彷彿還沒被揍夠似的~當小雨捏著裙子囁囁嚅嚅發不出聲時，阿德竟不怕死的插嘴…「我爸很兇耶~我又不是不想活了」…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wrG5MMJKu
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「噢」~季妍被氣笑了~「你的意思是~~因為你爸很兇，所以你“只好”閉嘴，任由你爸把她們母女趕出去淋雨囉」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZyWB9DYbH
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「喂~阿德先生，請問你知不知道什麼叫責任感啊？你女朋友肚子裡懷的是你的孩子耶」！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqrDdjcfvC
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「那又怎樣？又不是我叫她懷孕的」…阿德抖著腿，一邊漫不經心的撥弄瀏海，然後，下一秒，一把光劍突然就抵住了他的脖子…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgydGZ4IOuB
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「赫」！！效果不錯，阿德嚇得腿都不敢抖了…「你…你幹嘛」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozwFEdwOZx
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「沒幹嘛」，只見光劍的主人---楊昕然先生，對阿德燦爛一笑…「讓你閉嘴罷了」。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h9y1ovYYS
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「你」…阿德忿忿的瞪著昕然，想了想，決定還是乖乖閉嘴。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KQ9szWmyx
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昕然這才移開光劍。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3epkxTI6k
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「哇~~哥」，一旁看戲的安然奮力鼓掌~「你好帥哦」！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSUDQVZ690
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「帥齁」~昕然得意的把光劍收回劍鞘~「歐比王首部曲紀念版~妳嫂子送的」。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm9YPMqip3
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「就你愛現」~季妍依舊繃著臉，但嘴角卻悄悄揚起~「快收好啦~那把劍很貴耶」！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzwVe2YWVk
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「好的~老婆」~~昕然朝季妍眨眨眼，然後把光劍往茶几底下一放………嗯…收好了…（PS:記得嗎？為了給小雨騰房間，昕然的寶貝都挪到客廳來了，昕然的光劍正好就放在茶几下）。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGIe4OsH3D
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經過光劍的“洗禮”，阿德顯然乖巧了不少…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPy1rRiSbU
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但季妍的臭臉卻半點也沒消散…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTcPO4e2RB
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客廳裡的眾人只好繼續“罰坐”…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmomBSB8oMp
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「嗚嗚…季妍姐好可怕」…小雨默默發抖，「她會不會把阿德打死呀」！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbioIkL1A2
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「哇~季妍姐好威武」~安然在心裡幫季妍按讚~「可惜馬麻沒看到」…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j4vwxILrz
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…如果楊媽看到的話，嗯…應該不敢再“欺負”媳婦了吧！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIWoOMks2r
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當眾人的內心充滿OS時，昕然也暗自叫苦中。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dvn4jnJUd
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季妍不講話、小雨不敢出聲、連平常不講話會死的小妹都當起了啞巴，但…但……他們可不是在開靜坐大會呀！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1I0mvidva
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小雨的事總得有人出來解決吧！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ1xPFb9dk
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於是，在觀望許久確定“破冰”無望後，可能是在場最不擅言詞的昕然，終於鼓起勇氣開口了。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4goB3aasc
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「咳咳…一個問題」…昕然清了清喉嚨…「你和小雨現在…有什麼打算」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx104bpvzo
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「什麼“什麼打算”」？阿德低著頭，眼神游移的嘟嘴道。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSkGwZfueW
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「就是你打算拿她們母女怎樣啦」！！！阿德的態度打趴了季妍殘存的理智，就在昕然因為阿德的回答一愣的瞬間，季妍突然一掌轟向了茶几~「你以為你把人家肚子搞大了都不用負責嗎」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qnWE1ZZQl
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“嗙”的一大聲~~~茶几差點被季妍一掌震碎…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6CF5DjTGv
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在場眾人再度被季妍的“神威”驚呆。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuqhAueccN
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「我…我怎麼負責啊」…可能是真的被季妍驚到了吧，過了許久…許久，阿德才臉色青白吞吞吐吐的回道…「我又沒錢」……207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJoyPCwqmz
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「沒錢」？季妍覺得自己快被阿德的無恥氣昏了~「沒錢你不會去賺嗎」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTXuEvPIez
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「是啊」~昕然附和~「你至少也找份工作吧」！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl8KUUleQg
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「不是啊季妍姐，阿德他…他有工作的」~感覺男友快要被季妍夫妻欺負死了（有嗎？），小雨連忙為男友緩頰…「他…他在網路上賣寶物」…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02K9e4aOpv
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「賣寶物」？季妍一愣，「什麼寶物」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmwINvbsjA
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「哎呀，就是線上遊戲的虛擬寶物咩」，安然適時插話，說完，還不忘用手肘敲敲昕然，「哥~賣那個也能賺錢噢」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1JkOx3mbl
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「10幾年前或許可以，但…現在」…昕然搖頭嘆道~~「唉~難囉」…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJvIyoL0Of
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「屁啦~那是你不會賣」，昕然還沒說完，阿德突然忍不住回嗆，「只要選對聯盟拿到頂級裝備還怕賺不到」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2rdbYezP4
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「你講得好簡單喔」！安然吐槽，「既然你那麼厲害，那你為什麼還那麼窮」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi4uOTukDQ
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「妳」…阿德怒目…然後…他就說不出話來了。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthRA5O1EHY
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現場再度陷入可怕的沉寂。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hqguVoQfn
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「咳咳」~眼看氣氛不對，昕然只好硬著頭皮再度出馬…「不管從前如何，你肯來看小雨，表示你還在乎他們母女吧」？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQY0rqIGCL
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「對呀對呀」…小雨趕緊點頭，但身旁的阿德卻一臉呆滯的把頭別到一旁裝死。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ6tvObJ99
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昕然突然好想揍人喔！…但是…不行啊，眼前的僵局還得靠他搞定呢！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wpawMRDp5
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「好，現在我們知道你有份“賣寶物”的兼職」…唉，沒辦法，為了小雨母女，昕然只能努力憋住蓄勢待發的拳頭，「只是…你女兒都快出生了，你還是找份穩定的工作吧，畢竟…養小孩很花錢的」…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0MivQ434U
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「……」…阿德繼續裝死。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyfHwvbJ7A
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昕然已經不想講了…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGmZhGMmxG
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「好吧…你告訴我你打算找什麼工作」？昕然直接總結。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO7ZHPIzJ8
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「我怎麼知道」…阿德終於開口了，但說來說去還是同一句，好像他除了說“不知道”這三個字外什麼都不知道似的…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEtAx9pvE8
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzilg9dApa
當昕然費心規勸阿德時，季妍一直在一旁聽著，本來她還怒髮衝冠隨時要爆炸的，但，聽到後來，她已經一點脾氣都沒有了。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjcegS1D4B
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbQHvkhJXA
這種沒骨頭的男人…跟他扯這麽多幹嘛？207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1HwAKMtM3
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSPRQdF7BF
罷了，罷了…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAasnmfgyk
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphOXMpTYcm
不想找工作，那就別找吧！207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BBzAU88uc
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXTRZSbqD5
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFJbJhIpOj
「其實…你找不找工作都無所謂」，就在昕然的耐心即將用盡時，季妍忽然脫口而出。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhywgMYXTg
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSB9l3OR2O
「蛤」？在場眾人（除了阿德外）紛紛驚訝的看向季妍。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFQiOkiZ97
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dpu46qnpK
「別急~我還沒講完」…季妍不慌不忙的站起來~「但就像我老公講的~養小孩真的很花錢耶，所以」…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzLHlMcX06
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtju0cOqgJW
說著說著，季妍忽然把阿德從椅子上“拎”了起來…207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda6sWUzqi5
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrF3h2aaqh
「等你想好怎麼養小孩後再來看他們母女吧」…「Bye~Bye」~~207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4Wsh9PySl
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZewX5HEPI
207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJvcbPnuxf
說完，季妍就把阿德踹出去了。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDnSS4x4wW
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