同樣的時間，同樣的地點，但如果說4:50的楊家客廳像跨年夜的狂歡派對，那，5:20的楊家就是葬禮會場了。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTsqTzwn0M
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五顏六色的氣球和歡迎回家的大字報仍在客廳牆上歡騰著，但牆下眾人的表情卻“精彩”得令人想逃……197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MdaZJoGya
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爆炸的妻子、寒臉的丈夫、忐忑的女孩、心虛的男孩…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0dYoxjWJz
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噢…還有一隻吃瓜看戲的小~胖~妹~~~197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgDcJVmtVS
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唉……好個令人“難忘”的狂歡派對呀！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY4lffWdmB
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猜對了嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9vXofpSJR
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寒臉爆炸的是昕然和季妍、吃瓜看戲的是安然，而心虛忐忑的，就是成功的讓今晚氣氛大逆轉的小雨和阿德了。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzVv7xfEWj
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對了，昕然回來了，就在小雨把安然拉開的那一刻。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZdflDmCb1
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身為離家多日的男主人，對於家中近況，昕然幾乎是一無所知的---為了防止客戶被“放生”（因為昕然絕對會拋棄客戶衝回來），季妍根本不敢把變態的事告訴老公，但，既然阿德都鼻青臉腫的坐在他對面了，即使季妍不說，昕然大概也能猜到一二。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dRKac4YYq
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說真的，昕然非常~非常不爽。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfIphxEmLn
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昕然是知道阿德的（因為小雨一直一直提呀），身為暗戀了季妍12年的“資深情聖”，昕然能理解小雨對阿德的執著，但，這並不妨礙他討厭阿德呀！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVKLx4ZN4f
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在昕然的印象中，阿德真的是全世界過得最“爽”的男人了---沒房沒車沒工作、啃爸啃媽啃女友---一個男人得多軟爛才能活成這樣，偏偏在小雨眼中阿德卻是千般萬般的美好……197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb8zntgYZ7
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哼…如果全世界的男人都像阿德一樣，人類早就絕種一萬次了好嗎！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBIEZyWByD
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只是，即使小雨眼睛再瞎，昕然也管不著。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd6GDZDn8i
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畢竟他只是小雨朋友的老公不是嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcwQrJGePa
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但，小雨千不該萬不該把阿德引來家裡---還是趁他不在的時候…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RXQMvDLYD
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拜託~~~這種狼心狗肺的混蛋…誰能保證他會對他的家人做什麼？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzcBz85rm1
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當昕然正不爽不爽時，季妍的內心已經快瀕臨爆炸了。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrOeb8BFCh
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十分鐘前的季妍是完全不知道這兩人仍藕斷絲連的，但，既然阿德都來了，那麼，小雨之前的種種反常行為也就有了解釋，只是…季妍還是不解…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAcJkSrYKv
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不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4vV35cGpE
不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEjiCqyqfc
不是把小雨趕出門了嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG3RQ9PSze
（很重要所以要說三遍）…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HshEOIiI3
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為什麼阿德還有臉出現在這裡？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7DyZHqHHZ
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還有小雨…妳能不能有點尊嚴啊？人家都狠心把妳丟掉了，竟然還不惜說謊溜出門見他……197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWE79x1s1f
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吼~~~~~~~197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSJubiM3q8
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太多情緒在季妍心頭流竄，而季妍又是個憋不住的人，所以，在努力冷靜了…數秒…後，季妍還是忍不住開口了。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVuBJQDSnw
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「你---不是把她趕出門了嗎」？季妍咬牙切齒的瞪著眼神飄忽的阿德，只差把阿德給啃了…「你還跑來幹嘛」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x6NJpU5BP
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「不是啊季妍姐」~彷彿怕男友被“吃掉”似的，小雨連忙解釋~「是他爸把我趕出門的，阿德他什麼都沒做」…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfpAvgif6o
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「噢~原來他什麼都沒做哦」！季妍假裝恍然大悟道~「所以他也沒阻止他爸囉」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3PQhN8Lux
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「他…他」…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOAmZLPqAd
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「阻止個屁啦」！彷彿還沒被揍夠似的~當小雨捏著裙子囁囁嚅嚅發不出聲時，阿德竟不怕死的插嘴…「我爸很兇耶~我又不是不想活了」…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh84qKf57pF
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「噢」~季妍被氣笑了~「你的意思是~~因為你爸很兇，所以你“只好”閉嘴，任由你爸把她們母女趕出去淋雨囉」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkEzz6naJA
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「喂~阿德先生，請問你知不知道什麼叫責任感啊？你女朋友肚子裡懷的是你的孩子耶」！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokiaz4SbVw
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「那又怎樣？又不是我叫她懷孕的」…阿德抖著腿，一邊漫不經心的撥弄瀏海，然後，下一秒，一把光劍突然就抵住了他的脖子…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbRDeOlZzu
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「赫」！！效果不錯，阿德嚇得腿都不敢抖了…「你…你幹嘛」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWn9SKmX5I
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「沒幹嘛」，只見光劍的主人---楊昕然先生，對阿德燦爛一笑…「讓你閉嘴罷了」。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f2Qh6Dfbj
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「你」…阿德忿忿的瞪著昕然，想了想，決定還是乖乖閉嘴。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1Ex4ADBVx
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昕然這才移開光劍。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMp39orPON
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「哇~~哥」，一旁看戲的安然奮力鼓掌~「你好帥哦」！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvLK2PYhqQ
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「帥齁」~昕然得意的把光劍收回劍鞘~「歐比王首部曲紀念版~妳嫂子送的」。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOsif2AzRu
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「就你愛現」~季妍依舊繃著臉，但嘴角卻悄悄揚起~「快收好啦~那把劍很貴耶」！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVZug6zQo2
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「好的~老婆」~~昕然朝季妍眨眨眼，然後把光劍往茶几底下一放………嗯…收好了…（PS:記得嗎？為了給小雨騰房間，昕然的寶貝都挪到客廳來了，昕然的光劍正好就放在茶几下）。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTdrbHYeBi
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經過光劍的“洗禮”，阿德顯然乖巧了不少…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqERlrijhXR
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但季妍的臭臉卻半點也沒消散…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWWHphsx6h
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客廳裡的眾人只好繼續“罰坐”…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qmh3XVgku
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「嗚嗚…季妍姐好可怕」…小雨默默發抖，「她會不會把阿德打死呀」！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIofKcNS9Vs
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「哇~季妍姐好威武」~安然在心裡幫季妍按讚~「可惜馬麻沒看到」…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK2gWZl6Wo
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…如果楊媽看到的話，嗯…應該不敢再“欺負”媳婦了吧！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTbi6B1EgD
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當眾人的內心充滿OS時，昕然也暗自叫苦中。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvGxuhHXGH
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季妍不講話、小雨不敢出聲、連平常不講話會死的小妹都當起了啞巴，但…但……他們可不是在開靜坐大會呀！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk5NolsLpn
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小雨的事總得有人出來解決吧！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT1g79UzTN
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於是，在觀望許久確定“破冰”無望後，可能是在場最不擅言詞的昕然，終於鼓起勇氣開口了。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQw5ceg7HhS
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「咳咳…一個問題」…昕然清了清喉嚨…「你和小雨現在…有什麼打算」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4RzKKU2ij
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「什麼“什麼打算”」？阿德低著頭，眼神游移的嘟嘴道。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxURVq1oAC
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「就是你打算拿她們母女怎樣啦」！！！阿德的態度打趴了季妍殘存的理智，就在昕然因為阿德的回答一愣的瞬間，季妍突然一掌轟向了茶几~「你以為你把人家肚子搞大了都不用負責嗎」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftGWQNDY1M
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“嗙”的一大聲~~~茶几差點被季妍一掌震碎…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgAH80rpgx
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在場眾人再度被季妍的“神威”驚呆。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmVfFKG1Df
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「我…我怎麼負責啊」…可能是真的被季妍驚到了吧，過了許久…許久，阿德才臉色青白吞吞吐吐的回道…「我又沒錢」……197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs2C8D8rZT
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「沒錢」？季妍覺得自己快被阿德的無恥氣昏了~「沒錢你不會去賺嗎」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEdZpEyASW
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「是啊」~昕然附和~「你至少也找份工作吧」！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k4bP0CftK
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「不是啊季妍姐，阿德他…他有工作的」~感覺男友快要被季妍夫妻欺負死了（有嗎？），小雨連忙為男友緩頰…「他…他在網路上賣寶物」…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzbSugQhwa
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「賣寶物」？季妍一愣，「什麼寶物」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhIIBUzkz3
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「哎呀，就是線上遊戲的虛擬寶物咩」，安然適時插話，說完，還不忘用手肘敲敲昕然，「哥~賣那個也能賺錢噢」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9CzImt0rc
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「10幾年前或許可以，但…現在」…昕然搖頭嘆道~~「唉~難囉」…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrcsWV6BDQ
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「屁啦~那是你不會賣」，昕然還沒說完，阿德突然忍不住回嗆，「只要選對聯盟拿到頂級裝備還怕賺不到」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv63u2P6hhp
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「你講得好簡單喔」！安然吐槽，「既然你那麼厲害，那你為什麼還那麼窮」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQEGQkeDC0
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「妳」…阿德怒目…然後…他就說不出話來了。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGR4oZ4rqAT
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現場再度陷入可怕的沉寂。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVj685mrO7
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「咳咳」~眼看氣氛不對，昕然只好硬著頭皮再度出馬…「不管從前如何，你肯來看小雨，表示你還在乎他們母女吧」？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k5Sr4n3fA
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「對呀對呀」…小雨趕緊點頭，但身旁的阿德卻一臉呆滯的把頭別到一旁裝死。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQQtzCMqkf
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昕然突然好想揍人喔！…但是…不行啊，眼前的僵局還得靠他搞定呢！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlftlSkMu83
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「好，現在我們知道你有份“賣寶物”的兼職」…唉，沒辦法，為了小雨母女，昕然只能努力憋住蓄勢待發的拳頭，「只是…你女兒都快出生了，你還是找份穩定的工作吧，畢竟…養小孩很花錢的」…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5vxQHg9z0
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「……」…阿德繼續裝死。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhgJuHTjTH
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昕然已經不想講了…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dB9axOaPU
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「好吧…你告訴我你打算找什麼工作」？昕然直接總結。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeY1XlqFaE
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「我怎麼知道」…阿德終於開口了，但說來說去還是同一句，好像他除了說“不知道”這三個字外什麼都不知道似的…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eO9bUrihe
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYQ5Aes6J6
當昕然費心規勸阿德時，季妍一直在一旁聽著，本來她還怒髮衝冠隨時要爆炸的，但，聽到後來，她已經一點脾氣都沒有了。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhDWSvjYeo
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUswWbyQVKS
這種沒骨頭的男人…跟他扯這麽多幹嘛？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uU0m0SNLe
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxqaOHJ6nm
罷了，罷了…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeOLnWdEti
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9bkPfiSqF
不想找工作，那就別找吧！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbtDqoRkPq
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS7VuphDOx
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuZxhn22HC
「其實…你找不找工作都無所謂」，就在昕然的耐心即將用盡時，季妍忽然脫口而出。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh7dgPNGHr
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnmMYvcM5e
「蛤」？在場眾人（除了阿德外）紛紛驚訝的看向季妍。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeHhIaZaH9
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEJcACPbtY
「別急~我還沒講完」…季妍不慌不忙的站起來~「但就像我老公講的~養小孩真的很花錢耶，所以」…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg9epVHgfw
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEHsHJHWlU
說著說著，季妍忽然把阿德從椅子上“拎”了起來…197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9DxZvaCTd
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MS3XEbTpD
「等你想好怎麼養小孩後再來看他們母女吧」…「Bye~Bye」~~197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu0J49l9co
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nQ3mP1TSD
197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzFTDVKPUR
說完，季妍就把阿德踹出去了。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8eKI7fpoX
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