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    日系黑冰糖
    日系黑冰糖
    「我不好吃!我真的不好吃!不要吃我!」

    馬上就要被怪物吞進肚的日系黑冰糖死命地掙扎著。

    眼看,擊捶敲打通通都不管用,日系黑冰糖不斷叫喊著的喉嚨也快要來到極限了。

    「等等,我雖然叫日系黑冰糖,但我無法食用!」

    最後的叫喚也已經不帶有任何期望了。

    雖然不知道怪物聽不聽得懂人話,不過……它確實是停下了動作。

    「還真的奏效了?」

    把握著這個機會,日系黑冰糖提出了交換條件。

    「我雖然不能食用,但我的小說可以!只要你饒我一命,我保證讓你大快朵頤。」

    怪物點頭同意後,隨後便被奇特的光芒包圍。

    為了監督日系黑冰糖有好好在寫小說,怪物變成了紅髮美少女。

    就這樣,為了創造出連怪物都能滿意的厲害輕小說,今天的日系黑冰糖,也正不斷精進著自己的配方。

    ……不要瞎掰好嗎?

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「結論:不適合成為冒險家。」

所以,放棄……



來到這個世界的那天

渴望著冒險的「我」,成為冒險者的可能性被徹底否決了。

我明白,夢想正在遠去。

約定要一起成為冒險者的摯友也離開了。


不過沒事的(だいじょうぶ)

因為,我並不打算放棄這個夢想。

即使有朝一日,好不容易站上了起點

面對的卻是

不合理的入會測試、不中用的飯桶吸血鬼隊友、不講理的遠征軍徵招決鬥……

種種阻礙我成為冒險者的理由都儘管來吧!

這次,我絕對不會再放棄了。

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第一節:初出茅廬
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#2
第二節:異樣
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#3
第三節:冒險可還沒有開始
23 Likes
165 Reads
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#4
第四節:感覺到愉悅了嗎?
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