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"Shush! Relationship goals!"
"Wow! Amazing, fascinating, important shush. I wonder what that is?"
"Cau dy geg, moron!"
"... I'm going to pretend you didn't just say 'shut your mouth, carrot'."
"And this is why we don't stick a bunch of idiots in a room together, apart from myself and Felicity."
"GASP! Did you really just call your only two friends 'idiots'?"
"Anyways... welcome to this insanity. I'm your host, Ellie Storm! I'm a pilot for the Galactic Defence Armada!"
"I'm Felicity Simmons, Captain of the Opal Imperium. Said ship is the largest exploration vessel known to man, and is owned by the science corps of Starbound and the Galactic Defence Armada."
"I'm Hunter Hakkah Axmed, formerly a Red Star Rider during the Late Exodus era. This era marks the end of the first official Lockheed program, which ran for twenty years. In that time, I was abducted during the war between the Red Star Riders and Galactic Defence Armada, joining as the first Lockheed to find themselves on the wrong side of said war."
"Do I really have to do this?"
"Well, we've all stated who we are now; no turning back!"
"Fine... I'm Mira Volkova, Commander of the Opal Imperium, war veteran and founder of the Volkova Foundation."
"Speak up, Volkova or I shall hand you your backside on a plate."
"I'M MIRA VOLKOVA, COMMANDER OF THE OPAL IMPERIUM! IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!"
"Gee, why do I keep forgetting Mira can shout louder than the rest of us? Anyways, today we're doing a crash course on relationships!"
"What, that me and Mira are in one?"
"Shush!.. And that you and Hunter are in one?"
"Exactly the point! Considering two of you in this room are Lockheeds, you probably have had no prior relationships..."
"Uh, Eilleen's not a past thing?"
"Nope!"
"You wanna meet my two friends?"
"Yeah, who are your friends?"
"Fu-"
"The children, Mira!"
"... Idiotic and sausage."
"Baddum tssssh!"
"Ellie, your imitation of that way too common sound effect has me rolling around the floor laughing. Ha. Ha ha."
"... Anyways! As I was saying, we're talking about relationships and trying to set goals. Please, try not to murder eachother?"
"Why did it sound like a question?"
"Yeah, why did it Ellie? Go on Ellie, tell us Ellie? I'll keep you awake all night until you tell us, Ellie!"
"So like, relationships like Tracer and Widowmaker relationship or Mira and Felicity relationship?"
"What do you think?"
"She choked blue on a baguette?"
"Your English is astounding, Mira."
"Thank you."
"..."
"Not what Hunter meant, Mira."
"Did I just witness an example of a relationship goal in a lesson relating to relationship goals?"
"No, you didn't Ellie. Now go back to whatever hole you came from and crawl in it."
"That's not very nice, Mira."
"I know Mira's joking, so I will let it slide, moron mawr."
I have no idea what you just said, and let's keep it that way.
"Ellie called you a big carrot."
"Okay, let's not start an argument and let's try a-"
"Ellie Storm, get over here right this second so I can whoop that butt of yours!"
"Hah, I'd like to see you try. You hurt my girlfriend and I will whack you into the void and back."
"Entertaining!"
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"Oh, right!"
"Yeah, let's do that."
"Let's not get carried away!"
"Important thing to remember is that we need to be open to the ideas, and we should also not judge and respect - I'm looking at you, Mira and Hunter - each other. Can we all do that?"
"No!"
"... I give up."
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