I was just reminded of an amazing piece of comedic gold. This happened a few months before Sirius and I started dating. But it was so obvious, looking back, how much we were flirting with each other. Lily knew how much I loved him, of course, but no one else did. Quite embarrassing, honestly. Most of my friends figured out we were going to get together before we did. Anyway. The story: I was sitting in the Great Hall, casually eating my dinner, when Sirius said, to the entire Gryffindor table, “Did you know Moony has great lip balm? It literally tastes like strawberries and cream.” James looked over at Sirius, then me, then back to Sirius. No one knew how to react. Except Lily, who exclaimed, “You two kissed? And you didn’t tell me?” She threw her arms around me, whispering excitedly in my ear about how she knew it, how we were perfect for each other, all that good stuff. Finally, James said, “Finally!” Peter raised an eyebrow, looking over at me. “Did you guys actually kiss? Like, a quick kiss, or, you know, a full-on snog?” I sighed, looking to Lily for support, before saying, “No, we didn’t. Merlin’s beard, people. We did not kiss. The idiot ate my bloody lip balm.” Sirius laughed and sheepishly said, “It tasted like berries and cream.” 297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbhNenIlex
So yeah. That’s the funny story for today. I’ll be back eventually. 297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHzwWcnVDZ
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