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「這是什麼分數?」阿班爸爸看了看數學考卷,大聲嚷道:「又是0分!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAvX0UXoASln 維尼
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阿班一臉無辜:「爸爸,你不是喜歡0嗎?每次看你翻開存摺簿,不都笑呵呵的說:『哈哈,存款後面的0越來越多啦!』那時我瞧爸爸你挺開心的嘛!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAtuAi6ndxGA 維尼
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「笨蛋!」阿班爸爸氣得大吼:「那是錢!我的0前面有數字,你的0呢?一顆孤零零的大鴨蛋!這種分數我拒絕簽名,你等著被老師罵吧!」爸爸氣呼呼的走了。8964 copyright protection69PENANApEgzKhpSNY 維尼
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阿班也很不高興,難道自己喜歡「抱蛋進補」嗎?都怪數學老師題目出得太難了,還有同學們也不好,要是大家都拿零分,自己不就不怕挨罵了嗎?8964 copyright protection69PENANA1BFvtW2BXk 維尼
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阿班把考卷揉成一團,用力丟到屋外。不管它,明天就告訴老師,考卷掉了。阿班想好對策就上床睡覺了。8964 copyright protection69PENANA9dFOrJBSyB 維尼
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屋外,那團考卷滾呀滾呀,滾到雞舍裏頭。8964 copyright protection69PENANAdcvI5QUhoQ 維尼
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母雞三號正在窩裡孵蛋,看到這東西,老眼昏花的她以為是另一枚蛋哩,於是她把它抱回窩,小心孵起來了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAwfPisz0ihT 維尼
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半夜,母雞三號被細碎的「劈哩剝」聲吵醒。她揉揉睡眼,看見那枚撿來的怪蛋正裂開了殼兒,看來是要生小雞了。果然沒多久,「啪」的一聲,蛋殼被頂開了。8964 copyright protection69PENANARbTaOY33fY 維尼
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一個圓不溜丟,渾身沒長半根毛的東西蹦了出來。8964 copyright protection69PENANAXt4vrOsnos 維尼
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「老天爺,你是啥玩意兒呀?」母雞三號問。8964 copyright protection69PENANA0zqw577ckl 維尼
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「我?我是 0,1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、0 的 0。」那怪東西回答道。8964 copyright protection69PENANA1LyZ9ueayV 維尼
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「哎喲!我餓死了,有吃的沒有?」0又說。8964 copyright protection69PENANAco0pGsRBQK 維尼
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母雞三號捧上了飼料,0說:「這東西我可吃不來,這位大嬸,謝謝你救了我,我找吃的去啦!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAgq8tkUCL51 維尼
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0一蹦一跳離開了,留下母雞三號在原地發呆。8964 copyright protection69PENANAtntyJEx9T1 維尼
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隔天的數學課,阿班擔心老師要檢查簽名,不過老師好像忘了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAOD0Yv7uARE 維尼
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只是,十六分鐘後,老師莫名其妙又來了個隨堂測驗。同學們都乖乖拿起紙筆考試,考好了,老師當場改卷子,再發下來。8964 copyright protection69PENANA9mxW5scF1D 維尼
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「奇怪!」同學們看到考卷上的分數,都叫嚷起來了:「老師,我們怎麼都是0分?!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAHtDfxnMEKP 維尼
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「沒錯呀,除了0以外,還有其他的分數嗎?」老師的回答超級詭異。8964 copyright protection69PENANArnQQ5Mx0zG 維尼
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「哪有這種事嘛!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAxOFyyRDK5G 維尼
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「完了完了,我媽看到一定罵死我!」8964 copyright protection69PENANA2ibrhnI0WD 維尼
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同學們紛紛抗議。8964 copyright protection69PENANALHyl8j8TAY 維尼
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可是沒多久,大家都不吵了,而且還異口同聲說:「沒錯,就該是0分!」8964 copyright protection69PENANACjEv1XYxpe 維尼
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全班只有阿班沒變,他雖然覺得有點不對勁,但不在乎。8964 copyright protection69PENANAgkjcD8xXiR 維尼
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「這樣才好,大家都0分,公平!」阿班心裡這麼想。8964 copyright protection69PENANACCRG0vUY3P 維尼
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晚上,阿班把隨堂試卷給爸爸看,準備再次挨罵,沒想到爸爸卻說:「0分好啊!你看,爸爸存摺上面也都是0耶!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAry9s0XLzE1 維尼
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阿班一看,嚇了一大跳:存摺裡面所有的數字都不見了,只有大大小小的0在上頭跳著。8964 copyright protection69PENANAR9sGIHYAY9 維尼
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「嘿嘿,這都是我的傑作!」一個尖笑聲響起。8964 copyright protection69PENANAm385dhJ3EF 維尼
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阿班看見爸爸頭頂上站了一個又圓又大,幾乎透明的0。8964 copyright protection69PENANAW7AsWLm84B 維尼
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這怪東西正笑著,變成電玩遊戲「小精靈」的模樣。8964 copyright protection69PENANAY1UnssECmT 維尼
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「你是什麼東西?」阿班問。8964 copyright protection69PENANA8WtMSgraEE 維尼
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「沒禮貌,我是你爸爸!」阿班爸爸說。8964 copyright protection69PENANAdmS0LygV9U 維尼
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「我是你不要的0呀!那天你把我丟到屋外,恰好碰上一隻母雞,她孵了我,我才有了生命。有了生命就會餓,所以我得不停吃東西才行,好多人腦袋的數字都被我吃光了,只剩下一堆0。哈哈!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAton9PaMn8A 維尼
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0說完後,輕快的跳到日曆上,把身體蓋在月份「5」上面,不一會兒,0拍拍肚皮跳了下來,還打了一個嗝兒,一個小0從它口中飛出,填補了5的空位。8964 copyright protection69PENANAcUEguJGolV 維尼
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0再用同樣的方法,把日期「14」吃掉,現在日曆上的日期是0月0日了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAHjUHnUNBZT 維尼
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「唔,我還是好餓喲!」0又跳到別處去了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAZU13ciAaLh 維尼
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阿班看了張大嘴巴。爸爸問:「你中了什麼邪?!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAwPqTMEMrhq 維尼
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從那天開始,阿班上課輕鬆多了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAvEOMuc5Ml5 維尼
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數學老師的腦袋裡只有數字0,他出的題目還有什麼好怕的?社會課也不用背討厭的年代了。國語課比較傷腦筋,背課文還是逃不掉;只是不管背得好不好,大家都一樣:0分!因為國語老師腦子裡的數字也只剩下0了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAneSBqhQXNV 維尼
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阿班本來很樂,覺得腦袋瓜裡面還有一堆數字的自己,變成了天才。然而,天才也只有0分可拿,每天上課又學不到什麼新東西,阿班開始厭煩了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAdrIINLDKti 維尼
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更嚴重的是,腦袋瓜裡沒數字的人越來越多了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAdEVEqGn8m4 維尼
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郵差不送件了,因為不知道該把郵件送去哪兒。8964 copyright protection69PENANAWWBS97rIaY 維尼
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商店老闆不做生意了,因為算不了帳。8964 copyright protection69PENANAjb1qhEjVtI 維尼
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公車和火車也胡走一通,司機們不曉得到底什麼時候發車呀!8964 copyright protection69PENANAy2aYhB5tjK 維尼
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小鎮變成這樣,阿班也慌了,他找到那個飢餓的0,對它哀求道:「求求你住手!這鎮上的生活都被你搞得亂七八糟了!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAGDWGc36sq1 維尼
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「你不是希望大家都0分嗎?現在不正合你意!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAloJxRFXDtY 維尼
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「不要,我不要了!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAp3wbHGL9Gr 維尼
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「嘿嘿,你這話說得太晚了,我肚子還餓著呢!我要吃光這裡所有的數字。不過你放心,我會最後才吃你的。」8964 copyright protection69PENANALxQtvMfb9K 維尼
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「你⋯⋯」眼見0得意離去,阿班只能低著頭回家。8964 copyright protection69PENANAUW37sVHMQ9 維尼
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回到家,阿班拿出今天的數學作業,上頭又是一些簡單得要命的題目:8964 copyright protection69PENANAG7slJpDEJN 維尼
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「甲、0+0=? 乙、0-0=? 丙、0×0=? 丁、0÷0=?」8964 copyright protection69PENANAGLUBGSEzUw 維尼
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不用說,這四題答案都是0嘛!8964 copyright protection69PENANA7VoAkZQAxt 維尼
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咦,不對,0÷0不等於0,0÷0是⋯⋯無意義!8964 copyright protection69PENANAbe7lL7APUH 維尼
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阿班忽然有了個主意。8964 copyright protection69PENANAzdpeYtGVPU 維尼
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他趕忙把一張0分考卷揉成一團,丟到雞舍給母雞孵。這次果然和上回一樣,又一個0誕生了。8964 copyright protection69PENANAQJZqa5tV2i 維尼
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「餓死了!」不出所料,這個0也是個餓鬼。阿班對它說:「我帶你去吃好料。」8964 copyright protection69PENANAV9MzxUJfMd 維尼
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阿班把第二個0帶到第一個0面前。8964 copyright protection69PENANA9QxeobHrzm 維尼
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「你是什麼東西?」一號0問。8964 copyright protection69PENANAxQNJ0hPrR2 維尼
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「我是0,我要吃掉你!」二號0說。8964 copyright protection69PENANAdggXViOAc3 維尼
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一號0氣得把身體脹大三倍,怒吼道:「你要吃我?!我先吃了你再說!」8964 copyright protection69PENANAIxLsLcOZqV 維尼
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「誰怕誰?」新來的0也不是省油的燈!8964 copyright protection69PENANAOS5zhPzSke 維尼
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兩個0同時跳到空中,都想用自己的身體包住對方,一號0轉身咬住二號0的尾端,二號0也回頭啃著一號0。8964 copyright protection69PENANA1zG5abTGcy 維尼
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兩個互咬的0在空中翻滾著!8964 copyright protection69PENANABEkmBhpl7y 維尼
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就這樣,兩個0越變越大,越變越大,到最後好像黏在一塊兒了⋯⋯它們的體積還不斷增加著,增加著,增加著⋯⋯8964 copyright protection69PENANAGHDtfcEAHe 維尼
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忽然!「砰」的一聲!8964 copyright protection69PENANAcxk8Ccarq4 維尼
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這個球狀物脹破了!8964 copyright protection69PENANAloBGMWOQqL 維尼
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兩個0都不見了,連一丁點兒碎屑也沒留下。8964 copyright protection69PENANAqqv8EMWvfK 維尼
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阿班吁了一口氣。8964 copyright protection69PENANAFkkg69Urpo 維尼
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可事情還沒完呢!飢餓的0雖然消失了,但許多人的腦袋仍然空空如也,阿班只得負起教授數字的責任。還好,一教二,二教四,很快的,鎮上的人差不多都恢復了。8964 copyright protection69PENANApnZAihsCsm 維尼
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最後,只剩下一個人還沒完全好。猜猜是誰?就是⋯⋯8964 copyright protection69PENANA1tzQXrPTtn 維尼
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阿班的爸爸!8964 copyright protection69PENANAtvFl6eyMfC 維尼
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阿班發現,自己當了小老師以後,學起算術特別帶勁,所以阿班打算慢慢教導老爸,讓自己更努力學習數學,順便過一過當老師的癮,這樣,不是挺美的嗎? 8964 copyright protection69PENANAPc54Iv75VR 維尼
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【關於附圖】8964 copyright protection69PENANALtnvpc3Tl9 維尼
故事附圖是我用電繪拉出 ¾ 個圓+兩條斜線+一條彎線後製而成,代表飢餓的0正在嗑數字的高興模樣,長相參考電玩小精靈。8964 copyright protection69PENANAw72iB50vZc 維尼
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