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No Plagiarism!8t5Y4yIC0XBKQ0O0P88Dposted on PENANA 條友仔無端端坐咗喺我對面,佢唔係想溝我重有啲咩吖?8964 copyright protection113PENANAYx2FmKzae9 維尼
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不過,咪住先,我突然醒起……我今日唔係靚女喎!我今日係美男子喎!8964 copyright protection113PENANAXcOunvN6k2 維尼
而且,佢呢個眼神?8964 copyright protection113PENANARFqd9yqFNd 維尼
突然間佢嘅嘴唇向上揚咗一揚,我個心就跟住突咗一突。8964 copyright protection113PENANA5n2hjw5ey7 維尼
然後佢先開口問我:「先生,唔好意思呀!今日呢度好爆,我坐喺呢度得唔得?」8964 copyright protection113PENANAP8piJxyb1x 維尼
「屌!你都坐咗喺度啦,重問我做乜春啫!周圍重有好多單丁位喎……咁多位唔揀你揀我呢張?乜我呢張香啲咩?」呢句咁粗俗嘅,重講到一嚿嚿嘅說話當然剩係喺我心入面講。8964 copyright protection113PENANAveXKlxhaC4 維尼
講真,聽完佢講呢啲我真心嬲咗,唔通你屌完人先問人哋肯唔肯俾你屌咩?8964 copyright protection113PENANAFz3Q7OVaAt 維尼
所以話:男人都係仆街嚟,冇個係好人,全部都係渣男!8964 copyright protection113PENANAbw9vMliz5M 維尼
我慢慢平番心、靜番氣,然後好有禮貌噉同佢點咗一下頭。8964 copyright protection113PENANAQ1qzHOxijq 維尼
噉當然我冇小爆佢,因為我係斯文人嚟㗎嘛。8964 copyright protection113PENANAU5mwkSc7TW 維尼
同佢點完頭之後我冇再睬佢,扮晒淡定噉飲咗啖 Latte,目光就放番喺部手提電腦螢幕上面去睇清楚嗰單「任務」嘅內容。8964 copyright protection113PENANArLhRMws0zN 維尼
但無論我點集中,都集中唔到精神,視線唔受控噉不停去偷望番呢個男人嘅眼神。8964 copyright protection113PENANA0qvoxUdJaq 維尼
我終於諗番起呢個眼神!呢個男人極有可能就係嗰晚炒車嗰個男人!8964 copyright protection113PENANAtPHJewKM7C 維尼
如果係真嘅話,佢係咪已經知道咗我就係嗰晚企喺馬路中心害佢炒車嗰個靚女呢?如果唔係,佢又點會咁多位唔揀要揀坐喺我嗰度?8964 copyright protection113PENANApzTJQThU6S 維尼
我諗到呢度,個心已經忍唔住噉又亂咁跳,手重震晒添。我即刻同自己講:鎮定啲,做乜突然亂晒噉呀!我而家個樣唔同晒喎,點會有人認得我?8964 copyright protection113PENANAPEiFf7PEvj 維尼
到冷靜番少少之後,我就諗到:首先我要證實佢究竟係咪真係嗰個男人。8964 copyright protection113PENANAIpngk1Tplh 維尼
我偷偷再望過去,佢瘦削嘅面型、對眼又圓又大、剛直嘅鼻、雄厚嘅嘴唇邊周圍佈滿鬚根,好似幾日冇剃鬚噉,不過都算幾 Man。8964 copyright protection113PENANA3eUwHAilKC 維尼
佢眼定定碌住部電話好似好專心噉,我估佢一定係睇緊 J 圖啦!個個男人都係醎濕㗎啦!8964 copyright protection113PENANAtJfgRzj2WS 維尼
我絲絲然攞起自己部電話出嚟碌下 FB、IG,諗下點同佢打開話題。8964 copyright protection113PENANAVf2LNVh2AE 維尼
如果我係女,同男人打開話題絕對冇難度啦,女追男隔層紗咋!但最弊我今日係仔嚟,「男追男隔萬重山」呀!同埋陣間佢以為我係 Gay 就麻煩!8964 copyright protection113PENANAyZ7s4BIdp0 維尼
諗極都諗唔到開口講咩好,就只好繼續碌。8964 copyright protection113PENANAXZBeztqosm 維尼
突然碌到有個廣告,我就定咗喺度,竟然不自覺講咗呢句嘢出嚟:「將軍漢堡終於返嚟喇!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAWoFuigpuiP 維尼
更意想不到嘅係,佢竟然即刻回應我:「係?將軍漢堡返咗嚟嗱?」8964 copyright protection113PENANAaznWfVcA8z 維尼
我忍唔住笑咗一下,就係咁,我同佢因為「將軍漢堡」而打開咗話題!8964 copyright protection113PENANAHkErYA76AQ 維尼
「乜你都鍾意將軍漢堡㗎咩?」我順勢問佢。8964 copyright protection113PENANAFGa0Qo7GLn 維尼
佢嘅目光,由電話螢幕移到去我對眼度,然後我哋四目相對。佢諗咗一陣,望下我杯 Latte,再望下我枱上面個 Bagel,最後先答我:「我都唔鍾意食老麥嘅!」8964 copyright protection113PENANA1oP9cSTF2w 維尼
屌!白痴嚟!唔鍾意咪唔鍾意囉,使乜諗咁耐啫!8964 copyright protection113PENANAZaUh2MDXWq 維尼
我㩒住內心嘅憤怒,扮晒輕描淡寫噉同佢講:「其實我都唔鍾意食老麥,除咗佢個將軍漢堡之外。」8964 copyright protection113PENANAg2yqmLxOqM 維尼
之後我哋就靜番落嚟,佢嘅目光又返番去佢電話螢幕度。8964 copyright protection113PENANAsdVJo2wCPZ 維尼
唉!重以為打開咗話題,點知原來大家都唔啱 Key,完全唔啱嘴形。8964 copyright protection113PENANAbWYSHdsbPP 維尼
喺我極度失望之際,佢竟然主動同我講嘢。8964 copyright protection113PENANA1gs4upWiBS 維尼
「你好鍾意飲咖啡㗎咩?」佢 180 度轉咗第二個話題問我,真係神經刀嚟。8964 copyright protection113PENANAd7miPKDHxR 維尼
「鍾意呀!我鍾意咖啡嘅香味。」我帶住引以為傲嘅語氣答番佢。8964 copyright protection113PENANAQJuu7VPVKR 維尼
「屌……唔係呀嘛?鍾意飲咖啡就唔會飲 Latte 啦!扮撚晒嘢!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAUarHCIZLCv 維尼
佢呢一句串我嘅說話令我窒咗一窒,如果換着第二個,佢應該即刻俾我一嘢殺死咗。不過喺呢一刻,我竟然冇咩特別感覺,至少,我唔覺得有咩好嬲。8964 copyright protection113PENANAi0UN0F4R3z 維尼
「屌,你咪又係飲 Latte,講到自己成個專家噉!你又識條鐵咩!」我指住佢杯 Latte 一邊恥笑一邊串番佢。8964 copyright protection113PENANAnQSNOqeMXH 維尼
「哈!確實我鍾意飲奶茶多啲,重要係港式嗰隻。咖啡,我真係麻麻地。」8964 copyright protection113PENANAnbp8VjdfIw 維尼
「麻麻地?唔鍾意飲咖啡又嚟呢度飲 Latte?哈!原來你先係扮撚晒嘢嗰個!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAoEvG5eP2pj 維尼
我講完之後,佢呆咗一呆,然後攞起佢杯 Latte 飲咗啖,放番低之後佢又繼續碌電話。我有啲後悔自己咁衝動,好好地繼續傾落去咪好囉,又忍唔住串串槓。8964 copyright protection113PENANAAg2BDfHGNw 維尼
繼續望住佢喺度碌,突然諗到個原因點解佢唔鍾意飲咖啡又嚟呢度飲 Latte,我衝口而出講咗句:「哈!我知喇!」8964 copyright protection113PENANARnAePZSwXG 維尼
「知?你又知咩呀?」佢睩大對眼問我。8964 copyright protection113PENANArsB05zneDh 維尼
我微微起身,手放喺胸口慢慢摀前湊個頭埋去靠近佢。就嚟去到佢耳邊嘅時候,我先為意我哋嘅距離、我嘅舉動就好似我要錫落去佢度噉。不過,佢又冇縮開喎。117Please respect copyright.PENANA1QKHfCqWNx
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我細細聲問佢:「你係咪鍾意咗 Counter 嗰個呀?佢又真係幾靚女嘅。」8964 copyright protection113PENANAbY3lNhVESY 維尼
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