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No Plagiarism!mROfSiaZMe88jqr43QQtposted on PENANA 「老婆,有樣嘢差啲唔記得問你,你啲姊妹裙揀咗咩色呀﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAxaVntFmQDo 維尼
「紫色囉,你鐘唔鐘意呀﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAQDxH2GYmUA 維尼
吓﹖揀咗租埋先嚟問我好唔好﹖8964 copyright protection434PENANACBIUppHoBs 維尼
咁我當然唔會咁樣串阿晴啦,反正又唔係我著,我理得係彩虹咁嘅色呀。8964 copyright protection434PENANAIp0QY0Yy83 維尼
「你鐘意就得啦,我無乜所謂,我係想幫啲兄弟襯返同色嘅呔啫。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAqgqhQNe8Nh 維尼
「哦......係喎,星期五晚約咗Chrissie佢哋出嚟傾吓個rundown同埋每個人負責啲咩,你啲兄弟得唔得閒呀﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAjmt8ZWenug 維尼
「吓﹖哦......我要問一問佢哋先。」我又諗起一件事,於是問阿晴﹕「星期五晚小惠同Bonny都去個呵﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANADpoHCZ5SNY 維尼
阿晴點點頭﹕「去呀,做咩呀﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANALlzJI0zBbJ 維尼
「無,咁耐無見,問吓啫。」其實我係想確認會有兩個靚女到場,如果唔係到時得兩個八婆同一隻神獸喺度,阿德佢哋仲唔即刻拍枱走人﹖8964 copyright protection434PENANAX8HwdSoWGY 維尼
話時話,都係時候同Sam哥聯絡聯絡,叫佢幫幫手同小惠求個情。8964 copyright protection434PENANAu82DKkgGdX 維尼
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話咁快就到咗星期五晚,我同班兄弟晨咁早就到咗約定嘅樓上cafe一邊鋤D一邊等。8964 copyright protection434PENANAaaOgyPolbm 維尼
到咗約定時間,阿晴、小惠、Bonny同神獸(我已經唔記得咗神獸叫咩名)就好準時咁出現喺我哋眼前。8964 copyright protection434PENANAmvC1DAOrYH 維尼
「Hello!阿聰,好耐無見。」「Hi!」8964 copyright protection434PENANABubq4U9qYL 維尼
「好耐無見喎,小惠Bonny。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAblCHVEJ7cq 維尼
我打個招呼後,就馬上介紹我班兄弟比佢哋識。8964 copyright protection434PENANAsF3jDJcDtb 維尼
一早識得小惠同Bonny嘅Joe哥同阿仁只係打咗聲招呼就坐低咗,而阿德同Ryan見到小惠同Bonny真人靚過上鏡緊係流哂口水,條尾係咁發來發去啦。反而Steven只係同佢哋say個hi就坐返低。8964 copyright protection434PENANA3V3DIfber7 維尼
我望一望小惠同Bonny隻手,心諗好彩佢哋咁啱都無戴結婚介指啫。如果唔係比阿德佢哋見到仲唔即刻劈砲唔撈呀﹖8964 copyright protection434PENANARXgSnFxHaR 維尼
阿晴即刻介紹小惠、Bonny同埋神......係佩妍先啱,比我哋識。8964 copyright protection434PENANAX9SY3Xj92d 維尼
排排坐之後,我問阿晴﹕「Chrissie同Jessica (嗰兩條八婆)呢﹖」(嗰兩條八婆)當然係我心嗰句啦。8964 copyright protection434PENANAx7ej1FCJPM 維尼
「佢哋話要遲少少喎。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAamO1l88qqB 維尼
呢兩條八婆!持住有兩分姿色就喺度扮大牌!你以為自己叫Chrissie同Jessica就真係娜姐同Jessica C呀﹖8964 copyright protection434PENANARw7cfDwD0h 維尼
我心裏面屌咗一聲,唯有講﹕「咁我哋自己傾住先啦。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAgdL0nBGEKo 維尼
小惠呢個時候一人派咗一份rundown比我哋,然後就話﹕「呢份比你哋參考吓嘅,其實每對新人嘅rundown都係大同小異,晴晴同阿聰你兩個睇吓有無嘢漏﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAE9lgDekK1I 維尼
我諗呢份應該係佢自己結婚嗰份rundown,我望一望,應該有嘅嘢都有齊,只要改一改啲時間就得喇。8964 copyright protection434PENANAkz8MhWuEGZ 維尼
既然rundown唔駛諗,我就問咗一個關乎我成班兄弟生命安全嘅問題。8964 copyright protection434PENANAVGk1N7Ae5C 維尼
我有啲口窒窒﹕「係呢小惠......咁嗰日接新娘玩嗰啲遊戲係......」8964 copyright protection434PENANAeUJv3OhAQV 維尼
小惠望咗我一眼,微微笑住咁講﹕「唔駛咁驚,都係做吓掌上壓呀,食下wasabi呀,講吓愛的宣言呀嗰啲簡單嘢啫。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAJD2dKJj3iF 維尼
我聽到即刻鬆一口氣,睇嚟我都要請阿Sam食餐飯報答佢救我哋幾命之恩。8964 copyright protection434PENANADyIFFOvNth 維尼
然之後我哋好快手就安排哂各人喺當日要做嘅嘢。8964 copyright protection434PENANA054IRF5Cgz 維尼
就喺呢個時候,八婆Jessica終於嚟到。8964 copyright protection434PENANA8T4tK71ue4 維尼
佢一嚟度招呼都唔打,歉都唔道一聲,望見我哋好似差唔多傾完就話﹕「係咪傾完啦﹖咁比份rundown我自己返去睇得啦。」然後就一手攞咗阿晴手上份rundown。8964 copyright protection434PENANA8IaT7KFCnQ 維尼
屌!呢啲咩人嚟㗎﹖又無禮貌又無家教!點解呢啲人仲可以喺呢個世上生存㗎﹖8964 copyright protection434PENANA4er10NG5E5 維尼
阿晴好好脾氣咁拉低呢條八婆坐低,笑笑口咁話﹕「Jessica你坐低先啦,我介紹阿聰啲兄弟比你識吖。」然後阿晴就將Joe哥佢哋逐個逐個介紹比Jessica識。條八婆由左至右掃咗佢哋一眼,講咗聲「Hi」就耷低頭撳電話。Joe哥同阿仁一早知道呢條八婆嘅事蹟,所以對於Jessica嘅不禮貌對待都無乜嘢。但阿德三個就本來舉起咗隻手想say個hi,舉咗一半先發現Jessica望都無望佢哋,個hi字講到一半都唔知講唔講落去好,呢個時候我諗佢哋會想講高登個Hi多啲。8964 copyright protection434PENANABIaXH6yylt 維尼
我見佢三個柒到上喉嚨椗都有啲於心不忍,於是開聲話﹕「Jessica嗰日要早啲去阿晴屋企準備,去到場地之後就同Ryan一齊坐counter點名同收賀禮咁,唔知你有無問題呢﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANA6XO4LLqzGS 維尼
Jessica渺渺咀,依然望都無望我一眼﹕「是旦啦。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAV6yiJDmrhh 維尼
我仆你個街!搞到好似係我求你幫手咁,咁唔想做咪走囉!俾乜面色我睇呀!8964 copyright protection434PENANAiZ1izGlO03 維尼
我忍住度火,好聲好氣咁講﹕「咁唔該哂你啦。」8964 copyright protection434PENANA2jDZrFIyN0 維尼
到我哋差唔多傾好哂啲嘢嘅時候,我就講﹕「咁好似都傾得差唔多啦喎,大家都應該......」正當我想講埋「無咩問題」就收檔嘅時候,Chrissie呢條八婆終於嚟到。8964 copyright protection434PENANAgyEi6YbV1o 維尼
「唉哎sorry呀,遲咗少少,個死人的士佬囉,唔識路又係咁兜。」我望一望錶,足足遲咗成粒幾鐘,你竟然好意思話係遲少少﹖你頭先搭嗰架的士光速行駛㗎﹖所以你嘅「遲少少」就等於我哋嘅粒幾鐘﹖呢鑊真係愛因斯坦都要拜你為師啦!你啲相對論玩得咁出神入化!同埋我哋呢度係旺角咋喎,又唔係沙頭角,的士佬唔識路﹖個的士佬瞇埋眼都揸到嚟啦!你要兜都唔好賴個的士佬兜路啦!8964 copyright protection434PENANAzDqzZ0Zlgg 維尼
我道火已經比Jessica激起咗一半,而家Chrissie再成鑊油倒落嚟,個火即刻燒到冚冚聲。我即刻就想拍枱鬧人,呢個時候Joe哥用力撳實我個膊頭,我望一望佢,佢擰擰頭再用口形講咗「阿晴」兩個字,我知道佢叫我俾面阿晴唔好發火。8964 copyright protection434PENANAbRR5UtJptv 維尼
我望一望阿晴,佢仲好天真無邪咁同八婆Chrissie講﹕「唔緊要,唔緊要......」然後就將佢介紹比班兄弟識。8964 copyright protection434PENANA0FPyUf9JQx 維尼
我嘆咗口氣,將要噴出嚟嘅火「咕」聲吞返落肚,然後粒聲唔出坐喺度。8964 copyright protection434PENANAGxhjHIuRte 維尼
可能連小惠都見到我塊面黑過鑊底都心知咩事,佢即刻怪責Chrissie﹕「乜你咁遲㗎!我哋都傾哂啦!」8964 copyright protection434PENANAs8mt7QRWHZ 維尼
Chrissie懶係唔好意思咁﹕「係咩係咩﹖Sorry呀,一早至衰都係我男朋友啦,佢前兩日出咗trip去France,咁咪諗住叫佢順便買啲手袋比我囉,咁跟住就揸埋架車擺低喺機場,話返嚟嗰陣方便啲喎,搞到我無車揸要搭的士,唉~」8964 copyright protection434PENANAgdJLtm4gMy 維尼
呢條八婆除咗鐘意周身名牌,講嘢仲鐘意係咁哂命,方死人唔知佢有個有錢男朋友咁。8964 copyright protection434PENANAch6umiylkF 維尼
小惠笑道﹕「咁你叫你男朋友買多架車比你呀嘛。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAcPAyBeVKAE 維尼
我心諗算把啦,就算佢條仔係叮噹比度隨意門佢佢都會遲到啦,有春用咩﹖8964 copyright protection434PENANAKm1UfjABv8 維尼
Chrissie聽到小惠咁講好似發現新大陸咁嘅表情,再用把懶係cute嘅聲講﹕「係喎!點解我諗唔到呢﹖等佢返嚟叫佢買比我先!」8964 copyright protection434PENANADIsYeT7osI 維尼
嘔!幾廿歲人仲喺度扮cute,收皮啦!8964 copyright protection434PENANAtusxfmkYi1 維尼
小惠呢個時候遞咗張rundown比Chrissie﹕「Chrissie,呢張係rundown呀,你係伴娘,你嗰日朝早要一直傍住晴晴,出女家門口要幫佢擔遮,喺女家同男家佢哋兩個都要斟茶比長輩,所以你就要幫手斟茶遞水,你有無問題呀﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAHp1aWIHBVP 維尼
吓﹖呢條八婆係伴娘﹖唔撚係呀﹖8964 copyright protection434PENANAJifLMKklOE 維尼
Chrissie笑笑口話﹕「無問題無問題,晴晴結婚嘛,我一定搞得好好睇睇!」8964 copyright protection434PENANARqLgnXgn1L 維尼
跟住又話﹕「係呢晴晴,你有無check過我嗰日介紹比你嗰個MUA呀,佢係名化妝師,係專門同明星化㗎,佢化得好好㗎,不如你搵佢,跟住順便幫我哋化埋吖﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAs25R7dLwKt 維尼
嘩屌你吖!唔駛你比錢即刻去到咁盡﹖又唔係你結婚好心你個死人妝就自己化啦!而且你個死人樣要死人化妝師先救到囉!8964 copyright protection434PENANAmDUafT1O3d 維尼
阿晴笑笑口﹕「咪話咗Bonny佢係化妝師囉,嗰日佢會幫我哋化妝㗎嘛,Chrissie你唔駛擔心喎。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAxVQYKEUX4K 維尼
Chrissie望一望Bonny,個樣即刻勁失望﹕「吓...真係咁呀﹖......佢得唔......」8964 copyright protection434PENANAQS4JIQwTXl 維尼
我喺佢講埋落去得罪Bonny之前,即刻截住佢﹕「Bonny化妝不知幾得呀!仲勁過photoshop同美圖秀秀。我睇過佢幫啲客化妝啲相啦,真係豬扒都變女神呀!Chrissie你放心啦,佢一定幫你化到女神咁嘅樣嘅!」8964 copyright protection434PENANAcED0jMAXjg 維尼
在場嘅四位女仕聽到我暗串Chrissie都忍唔住「咭」一聲笑咗出嚟,係得Jessica繼續撳電話,睇嚟佢一直都無聽我哋講嘢。8964 copyright protection434PENANA0UVd3L1oi0 維尼
Chrissie即刻怒睥我,阿晴睇到佢咁嘅樣,即刻打圓場﹕「Chrissie你咁靚,其實唔駛化妝都得啦。」8964 copyright protection434PENANA8LLTCrZngm 維尼
佢唔化妝緊係得啦,反正化咗都無得救,咪盞嘥咗啲化妝品。8964 copyright protection434PENANA9Nl05UyfdL 維尼
「仲有無其他問題,無就散啦。」老實講我真係唔想再對住呢兩條八婆,都係早走早著。8964 copyright protection434PENANA3Q2GCHrH62 維尼
阿晴和應我﹕「應該都無啦,有咩問題就打比我同阿聰啦,張rundown上面有齊我哋每個人嘅電話啦。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAIdJ8JZpjqp 維尼
Chrissie同Jessica聽到話走得,bye都無聲就走咗去啦。咁仲好,我連bye都唔想同佢哋講。8964 copyright protection434PENANAGEXoyhhYwt 維尼
然後我好衷心咁同小惠、Bonny同佩妍講﹕「真係唔該哂你哋呀!」8964 copyright protection434PENANAY0KHByxqBa 維尼
Bonny﹕「傻啦,晴晴係我哋好姊妹嘛。」8964 copyright protection434PENANASgVMyv0r6P 維尼
阿晴嘆咗口氣﹕「sorry呀Bonny,頭先Chrissie佢......」8964 copyright protection434PENANAOUJpiLFrOm 維尼
Bonny「哼」一聲,冷笑道﹕「同你揀婚紗嗰日我都領教過啦。」然後又笑笑口講﹕「不過你老公頭先都幫我報咗仇啦。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAosTNlLQLkm 維尼
我哈哈笑道﹕「我唔該你就真。」8964 copyright protection434PENANANvTnlddp2N 維尼
阿晴﹕「老公你走未呀﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAfyJmrx99L1 維尼
我搖搖頭﹕「我同Joe哥佢哋喺度hea多陣先,你同啲姊妹走先啦,唔駛等我。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAZuij2Y5JKp 維尼
「哦,咁我哋走先啦。」然後阿晴佢哋同我哋say個bye之後就走咗喇。8964 copyright protection434PENANAAXwQbEYQvc 維尼
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佢哋走咗之後,我哋成班麻甩佬就坐返喺原位。8964 copyright protection434PENANAfu6oihHkkF 維尼
「喂!你哋邊個想做伴郎﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAWWZ3KD9OBr 維尼
阿德同Ryan即刻灑手擰頭﹕「無理由揀我喎,人哋先得嗰廿幾歲。」睇嚟佢哋兩個見唔係小惠或者Bonny做伴娘,就即刻無哂興趣。8964 copyright protection434PENANABvCxLnG9MB 維尼
我望向Joe哥同阿仁。8964 copyright protection434PENANAOCL4zX3l1D 維尼
Joe哥即刻話﹕「我幾十歲人,呢啲嘢唔關我事嘅。」咁又係,Joe哥又結咗婚,無謂搞佢啦。8964 copyright protection434PENANAwGAENDV5Mn 維尼
阿仁都擰擰頭﹕「我嘅初戀情人就係我女朋友,無理由有我份喎。」屌!關春事咩!你呢條友見到係Chrissie個八婆做伴娘就即刻縮沙!8964 copyright protection434PENANARs9CBLzPkh 維尼
我哋五個人十隻眼一齊望住Steven。8964 copyright protection434PENANA6bTtvTt7oA 維尼
Steven見我哋個個都望住佢,佢指住自己問﹕「我呀﹖」8964 copyright protection434PENANAliNVduTMXt 維尼
我費事佢拒絕,即刻話﹕「係你啦!你無得走啦!」8964 copyright protection434PENANA2qLWsHlUoo 維尼
阿德同Ryan即刻好配合咁拍一拍佢膊頭﹕「嗰日靠哂你啦。」8964 copyright protection434PENANA9oiLeZmXU7 維尼
Steven剩係憨鳩鳩,生勾勾咁應咗個「哦」字。8964 copyright protection434PENANALYTpMjs4oR 維尼
搞掂伴郎呢個問題,我哋就繼續鋤D吹水。8964 copyright protection434PENANABkYOmyeEkF 維尼
阿德跟住講﹕「阿聰你老婆啲friend都真係極品喎!如果唔係有小惠同Bonny喺度撐住個場我諗即刻就走啦。PASS。」8964 copyright protection434PENANA6jrgSsc86R 維尼
Ryan和應﹕「咪就係。話時話,佢兩個有無男朋友㗎﹖PASS。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAW8ZYmypVhT 維尼
「喂你兩個10都大﹖KING呀。」然後我好肯定咁講﹕「無!佢兩個絕對無男朋友!」不過有老公。8964 copyright protection434PENANAwJrm46VS11 維尼
Joe哥同阿仁互望咗一眼,無出聲繼續睇我哋鋤D。8964 copyright protection434PENANAEv0mJ9d4DL 維尼
「紅心煙。」Steven出牌後突然講﹕「其實佩妍都唔錯吖,又斯文又有禮貌,幾好吖。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAisvDMHBd7g 維尼
阿德同Ryan係咁拍抬PASS嘅同時,同時大嗌﹕「嘩!乜你咁重口味㗎!」8964 copyright protection434PENANAinw78RmvEB 維尼
我亦都拍一拍枱PASS,然後話﹕「你兩條友把口咪咁賤啦,佩妍係唔靚,但點都好過嗰兩條八婆啦。Steven佢就識貨喇,識得睇人哋內在美。」8964 copyright protection434PENANA6j7tbEDUXp 維尼
Steven塊面紅咗一紅,繼續出牌﹕「5骷。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAM11x3vylVI 維尼
阿德打咗個冷震然後係咁嗌PASS﹕「嘩呢件好嘢真係留返比你,小惠同Bonny就留比我兩個啦,Ryan呵。」8964 copyright protection434PENANAueoM4OKJkR 維尼
Ryan點點頭又係咁嗌PASS﹕「係呀係呀,PASS比你啦。」8964 copyright protection434PENANASSc0cqLlai 維尼
我聽佢兩個講到食硬小惠同Bonny咁,真係好想講個殘酷現實比佢哋聽,不過最後我都係保持緘默,剩係出咗個9骷。8964 copyright protection434PENANA50CW9ME4Xu 維尼
Steven繼續出牌﹕「積骷,last。」8964 copyright protection434PENANANuSpSAsMeZ 維尼
阿德同Ryan同時屌咗聲,好明顯佢哋比Steven炒咗。8964 copyright protection434PENANAmV52GqOVGH 維尼
我都無牌出,最後Steven贏咗呢局。8964 copyright protection434PENANA0gQSGJsdlb 維尼
有時做人就係咁,你以為自己揸住手牌好靚係咁PASS,最後比人贏咗不得止,仲要比人炒埋輸鑊金。8964 copyright protection434PENANAktLmsYsTOT 維尼
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