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No Plagiarism!RiDF4wIBPOrr1PdKSsEvposted on PENANA 星期日朝早。8964 copyright protection422PENANAavPV4T9nXC 維尼
「呵......欠.......」個天啱啱光,我就比個鬧鐘嘈醒。8964 copyright protection422PENANAn8rDMV2t1z 維尼
做咩假期都咁早起身﹖無錯!今日就係小弟小登科嘅大好日子......呵......欠......唔好意思,咁鬼早起身真係好眼瞓......8964 copyright protection422PENANACFnPkKOxNv 維尼
我梳洗完,換好衫,就啱啱收到Joe哥call話班兄弟同攝影師都到齊喇。8964 copyright protection422PENANAXXcLsz6Qk0 維尼
我嗱嗱林落樓會合班兄弟,跟住個攝影師就好例牌咁叫我哋擺咗幾個罐頭pose影咗啲相,又拍咗段片,然後我哋一行人就浩浩蕩蕩踏上征途。8964 copyright protection422PENANAaNuWEHBcL7 維尼
去到阿晴屋企樓下,竟然見到阿Sam成個阿伯咁好悠閒坐喺公園啲櫈度睇報紙,我估因為佢今日係做小惠司機所以先會喺度出現,於是我走過去同佢打招呼。8964 copyright protection422PENANA5jOi9bBHs6 維尼
「Sam,早晨呀!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAuQfHedqzVf 維尼
「咦﹖你哋嚟咗啦......係喎,恭喜哂喎!」8964 copyright protection422PENANACtIssIbBX7 維尼
「多謝多謝。你嚟做司機呀﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANAneqJHirpTL 維尼
「無計啦,鬼叫小惠係姊妹咩,我今日係班姊妹團嘅御用司機。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAM8GUhjsyhE 維尼
「哦,唔怪得阿晴話唔駛車班姊妹啦,原來有你......係喎,唔該你幫我同小惠求情喎。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAQKbCt5LPHi 維尼
「小事啦,其實就算我唔講小惠都唔會玩得咁盡,佢剩係對我衰㗎咋,對其他朋友不知幾好。」8964 copyright protection422PENANA9YfQH8SgaH 維尼
「點都好啦,遲啲請你哋食飯。」8964 copyright protection422PENANANwDQ1ORXEi 維尼
「好呀。你而家快啲上去啦,因住誤咗吉時呀。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAKjWYJdnTRf 維尼
「咁一陣見啦,拜。」8964 copyright protection422PENANA5qPFzxFcxO 維尼
「拜。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAgD934Lyfb5 維尼
426Please respect copyright.PENANAz3qcdgSaey
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同阿Sam吹完水之後,正準備上樓之際,竟然見到小惠喺部lift度走出嚟。8964 copyright protection422PENANAwz8WzhyFxQ 維尼
我奇道﹕「咦﹖你去邊呀﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANA6U5Kc705uK 維尼
小惠見到我哋嚟哂都呆咗呆﹕「你哋嚟到喇﹖唉......Chrissie啱啱嚟到先話唔記得去攞個花球,咁我而家咪去攞囉。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAzeiTdGfhfe 維尼
屌!唔撚係呀﹖佢唔係話自己住喺間花舖附近先自動請纓去攞咩﹖而家又唔記得咗﹖8964 copyright protection422PENANAjyaNiHkLcu 維尼
「咁點解要你去攞呀﹖唔叫佢自己去攞返﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANAoX1RHBY02G 維尼
小惠嘆咗口氣﹕「佢話啱啱先到要化妝先喎......」8964 copyright protection422PENANAbzTqzeqZoF 維尼
嘩!自己遲到做漏嘢仲要人幫佢執手尾呀﹖8964 copyright protection422PENANAAUCdmb4W7e 維尼
「不如我同你一齊去攞吖﹖」阿德呢個時候即刻彈咗出嚟。8964 copyright protection422PENANAbBiYhotXw1 維尼
小惠搖搖頭﹕「唔駛啦,我老公車我去得啦,好快返嚟。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAIm88Rk5IMP 維尼
我撳都撳小惠唔住,佢就爆咗自己有老公。8964 copyright protection422PENANAkiTEJFBnJ1 維尼
阿德同Ryan聽到佢話有老公即刻呆咗,不若而同望向小惠隻手度。無錯,今日小惠係戴咗結婚介指㗎。8964 copyright protection422PENANAzUfmx7quua 維尼
呢個時候小惠已經走咗去,於是我哋幾個夾手夾腳的咗兩碌木頭入lift。8964 copyright protection422PENANA7xLkcyxfOb 維尼
喺lift裏面,阿德埋怨我﹕「搞錯呀,又話佢無男朋友......」8964 copyright protection422PENANAB4jO5OlfRG 維尼
我望住部lift個顯示屏話﹕「佢係無男朋友呀,不過有老公咋嘛。」呢個時候都唔怕同佢哋攤牌,反正佢兩個都已經上咗賊船。8964 copyright protection422PENANAASRCLVbPXV 維尼
「屌!你咪學埋689啲衰嘢啦,喺度玩語言偽術!」佢哋兩個一齊屌完我之後,Ryan就話﹕「你唔好話我知連Bonny都結埋婚呀......」8964 copyright protection422PENANAi1nnlCP4RZ 維尼
阿仁拍一拍佢兩個嘅膊頭﹕「節哀順便啦,你兩個今日疊埋心水專心做兄弟啦。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAKOmUWDFtuQ 維尼
「唔撚係呀......」佢兩個即刻頭耷耷,眼濕濕。8964 copyright protection422PENANA2HNi6ItZzE 維尼
我笑笑口﹕「唔駛咁嘅樣嘅,Chrissie同Jessica齋睇樣都食得落吖,你哋唔嫌棄嘅可以啅咗佢哋㗎。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAk3o16mWbPd 維尼
佢哋即刻灑手擰頭,一個話﹕「咪搞!咪搞!」另一個話﹕「我寧願自己打飛機算啦。」8964 copyright protection422PENANA0ndNDBIDpx 維尼
講吓講吓,部lift已經到咗,我哋走到去阿晴娘家個單位。8964 copyright protection422PENANA3Rn3YInrA3 維尼
426Please respect copyright.PENANANs9h81mgG1
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叮噹~8964 copyright protection422PENANAfFsJ2XkKej 維尼
門鐘一響,好快就有人打開門。8964 copyright protection422PENANARUAEx0xpgF 維尼
「開門利是盛為九萬九千九百九十九!」Bonny,佩妍同Chrissie一齊喺度大嗌。8964 copyright protection422PENANAAzmSY3PEJj 維尼
「咦﹖得三個人嘅﹖仲有Jessica呢﹖」我見得番三個人,就問一問佢哋。8964 copyright protection422PENANAa7lUOm1FAj 維尼
Bonny細細聲講﹕「Jessica仲未到,小惠就啱啱去咗攞花球。」8964 copyright protection422PENANA9RGLxdnuNZ 維尼
唔係呀﹖個Jessica真係放飛機﹖咦﹖咁係咪唔駛玩遊戲呀﹖正!8964 copyright protection422PENANASKhVquXMlG 維尼
我第一次因為Jessica嘅八婆行徑而咁開心,開心到忍唔住喺門口大嗌﹕「老婆我愛你呀!快啲開門呀!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAizXxLrM5AT 維尼
「喂喂喂!比咗利是先有門口入呀!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAlLG8GgILs3 維尼
就係咁,經過一輪討價還價之後,我放低買路錢,終於可以入屋。8964 copyright protection422PENANA6BZfeFSP0s 維尼
正當我想打開房門之際,Chrissie成隻攔路虎咁攔住我﹕「等等先,晴晴出嚟見你之前,都要玩一玩遊戲,睇吓你嘅誠意嘅。」8964 copyright protection422PENANA8DZWwKpePs 維尼
吓﹖負責遊戲個Jessica唔係無到咩﹖仲有得玩﹖8964 copyright protection422PENANAFgmV9gdYjC 維尼
「乜Jessica唔係未到咩﹖仲點玩呀﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANAb4sbs5Su4U 維尼
「Jessica佢剩係負責一個game啫,其餘我哋負責嗰啲都仲可以玩。不過而家Jessica唔喺度就益咗你啦,可以玩少個。」Chrissie講完之後,Bonny同佩妍都好認同咁係咁點頭﹕「無錯!玩完先准見晴晴!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAWVDD1sfLxV 維尼
超!玩幾個game我駛驚你﹖8964 copyright protection422PENANAHY2hVRjbcX 維尼
「嗱嗱林喇!咪阻住我接老婆!」呢一刻嘅我,簡直霸氣盡現。8964 copyright protection422PENANA3Xll3MGMW0 維尼
Chrissie見我唔將佢放喺眼內,「哼」咗一聲,好得戚咁講﹕「因為少左個game,為咗增加難度,我準備咗啲好嘢比你哋。」然後就去攞咗袋嘢過嚟。8964 copyright protection422PENANANJs43ajgz6 維尼
我望向Bonny同佩妍,想問吓佢哋知唔知嗰袋「好嘢」係咩,但睇佢兩個個樣同我一樣咁迷茫就知道佢兩個咩都唔知。8964 copyright protection422PENANAUFHyMMemgi 維尼
Chrissie一路奸笑一路喺個袋度攞咗啲嘢出嚟遞比我﹕「全部人著哂喺身,記住玩遊戲嘅過程一定要keep住呢個look呀!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAou59bwJA8n 維尼
我拎上手揈開一睇,屌!唔撚係呀﹖豹紋bikini﹖8964 copyright protection422PENANA98taRSpixP 維尼
Bonny同佩妍見到都忍唔住「咭」一聲笑咗出嚟。個video man一路捕捉我哋個囧樣,一路笑住講﹕「新郎哥,唔駛咁嘅樣喎,我見過有d要著情趣內衣添呀!你呢件bikini小事啦!」8964 copyright protection422PENANA8Ew9RQQlMn 維尼
頂!唔係你著你緊係咁講啦!8964 copyright protection422PENANAxiCofYDCBe 維尼
唉...算...而家著bikini啫,又唔係食bikini。都係快啲玩完快啲走啦!8964 copyright protection422PENANADYPDE4pMJa 維尼
我比咗個眼色比班兄弟,全部人都好無奈咁著咗套bikini就開始玩遊戲。8964 copyright protection422PENANAP7jeW5e8Cm 維尼
我哋飲完甜酸苦辣咸汁(蜜糖水、米醋水、苦瓜汁、辣椒仔再加咸柑桔溝埋),互相笠緊絲襪喺度互扯嘅時候,我聽到一男一女嘅笑聲喺門口響起。8964 copyright protection422PENANAEywceGMiiV 維尼
唔係比隔離屋望到呀﹖雖然笠咗絲襪睇唔到我個樣啫,但之後同阿晴返嚟食飯都會知係我個喎。8964 copyright protection422PENANAF7bcxr9L1N 維尼
我即刻除咗隻絲襪望一望門口,原來係阿Sam同小惠,小惠仲笑到眼淚水都咇埋出嚟。8964 copyright protection422PENANAPWDCU15b3c 維尼
Bonny走過去打開度閘比佢哋入嚟,小惠一入嚟就笑問﹕「搞咩著哂bikini,仲要豹紋添呀﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANANHy2J9SFxj 維尼
我嗱口嗱面睥咗Chrissie一眼,Chrissie見我睥住佢,即刻話﹕「望咩啫,你除咗絲襪要重頭嚟過呀!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAiGEyNoPjfM 維尼
我正想駁返佢兩句,阿Sam走過嚟拍一拍我膊頭,笑住咁講﹕「你而家好小事啫,我嗰陣仲金啦,快啲玩完快啲走啦。」8964 copyright protection422PENANANeZPD0kV5p 維尼
咁又係,比起阿Sam我呢啲真係小兒科,都係快啲玩完快啲接阿晴返屋企斟茶。8964 copyright protection422PENANAjvppCuTdBe 維尼
於是我又笠返絲襪繼續扯大纜,扯完之後又做埋掌上壓食辣辣壽司,再講埋罐頭愛的宣言,終於都見到我老婆啦。8964 copyright protection422PENANAe41aCUNIvI 維尼
「嗄......終於都見到我最愛嘅老婆啦......」我攬住阿晴錫咗佢一啖。8964 copyright protection422PENANAZ8lRIrnwqX 維尼
阿晴笑笑口咁篤一篤我個鼻﹕「緊係要你辛苦啲先知道我矜貴呀嘛!」8964 copyright protection422PENANANudAMMEKij 維尼
我用個鼻磨一磨佢個鼻﹕「係啦係啦,你最矜貴啦!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAINzZ07KYHu 維尼
呢個時候Bonny推一推我哋﹕「喂喂喂,你兩個有咩留返今晚洞房先講啦,而家快啲斟埋茶比伯母飲就要趕去男家啦!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAY7t5uJ7UnH 維尼
阿晴比佢講到面紅紅嘅時候,Chrissie就已經捧住啲茶出嚟。8964 copyright protection422PENANARY7wpS7mnD 維尼
點知行咗兩步,Chrissie竟然捧唔穩,跌咗兩隻杯落地。8964 copyright protection422PENANAN3rnfEKw0u 維尼
哐啷!8964 copyright protection422PENANAdc9JI6s6t9 維尼
兩隻茶杯跌咗落地,碎哂......8964 copyright protection422PENANAtouE8keqNd 維尼
就喺我哋呆哂嘅時候,佩妍即刻話﹕「落地開花,富貴榮華!」8964 copyright protection422PENANA0cZLtW9OL8 維尼
Steven呢個時候都搭把咀﹕「開枝散葉呀,好意頭!」8964 copyright protection422PENANAE4z98TBnW1 維尼
雖然話佢兩個講嘅嘢真係好鬼娘,好鬼大妗姐,但呢個時候又真係剩係可以講呢啲,而且係得佢兩個反應先咁快。8964 copyright protection422PENANAirA0Iyty0z 維尼
Chrissie呢個時候先細細聲﹕「opps......sorry......」唉......真係食嘢唔做嘢,做嘢打爛嘢。8964 copyright protection422PENANAWKWUAMnmki 維尼
Joe哥馬上打圓場﹕「無事無事,繼續斟茶,繼續斟茶。」講完就同阿仁去拎咗把掃把掃地。8964 copyright protection422PENANApqS2xVSqsS 維尼
終於都斟完茶,阿晴又戴起咗外母比佢對龍鳳鈪,我就拖住阿晴行出大門口。8964 copyright protection422PENANARyNLsuWpUZ 維尼
正當我哋想行出屋嘅時候,佩妍突然話﹕「Chrissie,你要幫晴晴擔住把遮呀!」然後遞咗把紅遮比Chrissie。8964 copyright protection422PENANADU570WM44b 維尼
「係喎係喎,我都差啲唔記得添!嘻~」Chrissie仲要扮cute伸脷笑。8964 copyright protection422PENANAni4qY4Mp1F 維尼
我望咗佢一眼,心諗呢個伴娘認真唔掂,又遲到,又打爛嘢又唔記得呢樣嗰樣,一陣唔知又會唔會出事。8964 copyright protection422PENANAozsP8CsBls 維尼
落到樓下,我同阿晴上咗Steven揸嗰架花車,兄弟同攝影師就上咗Joe哥架車,而啲姊妹就上哂阿Sam架七人車,然後就出發去男家。8964 copyright protection422PENANABJ51JaNhLm 維尼
行到半路,阿晴個電話響起。8964 copyright protection422PENANAjzKj8GPyzd 維尼
「喂﹖Chrissie﹖咩事呀﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANA9jpby0XOXc 維尼
「...................」8964 copyright protection422PENANAxnU23lxlkM 維尼
「吓﹖咁呀......咁好啦......咁你哋快啲喎......」8964 copyright protection422PENANAqQuHSEtuGZ 維尼
阿晴收咗線後,個樣變到悶悶不樂。8964 copyright protection422PENANAvo8XPDpGQ5 維尼
「做咩事呀老婆﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANAx03l4t6zUY 維尼
阿晴扁哂咀﹕「嗚......頭先Chrissie話Jessica打比佢,要佢哋去接佢喎......」8964 copyright protection422PENANA4AO3xtlyyc 維尼
咩話﹖自己遲到放飛機而家仲要我哋去接佢﹖8964 copyright protection422PENANAE9RDcYHs0k 維尼
雖然我知道而家發脾氣無用,而且對住阿晴發脾氣盞搞到佢更加唔開心,但我都忍唔住講﹕「搞錯呀!呢個Jessica咩人嚟㗎﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANAlX1h69NJXq 維尼
Steven聽到我哋嘅對話,提議話﹕「一係叫Sam同小惠去接Jessica,其他人搭的士過嚟啦,咁應該唔會誤咗吉時。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAK2a5xHoXTG 維尼
的確係一個可行嘅辦法,不過計我話應該唔好理Jessica由得佢,不過阿晴應該做唔出。8964 copyright protection422PENANACSpFNwD96L 維尼
於是我即刻打比小惠。8964 copyright protection422PENANAFKCEyccYow 維尼
「喂小惠﹖你哋去緊接Jessica呀﹖」8964 copyright protection422PENANA0E1UpCsCUh 維尼
「係呀,我哋會盡快。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAnTjpVL76yA 維尼
「不如你放低其他人搭的士過嚟,剩係你同Sam去接好嗎﹖我驚趕唔切。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAQVh6E1B6Yi 維尼
「哦,可以呀,我同佢哋講聲先。」8964 copyright protection422PENANALnTBbJOoSC 維尼
等咗陣之後。8964 copyright protection422PENANAcCFHNIpGai 維尼
「Bonny同佩妍都ok,但Chrissie話要同我哋一齊去接Jessica喎。」8964 copyright protection422PENANANCHhEy7yXO 維尼
頂!佢唔係伴娘咩﹖佢唔係要傍住阿晴咩﹖8964 copyright protection422PENANA5n4OlcobGC 維尼
「但係佢係伴娘喎,一陣仲要佢斟茶喎。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAmhefQvNoGs 維尼
「咁呀......你等一等。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAcOXe18iedd 維尼
又等咗一陣。8964 copyright protection422PENANAgQ4SnppNnU 維尼
「佩妍話佢可以代住先喎,反正佢話之前都做過呢啲。」8964 copyright protection422PENANAXHjYHT7Ci8 維尼
早知晨早就比佩妍做伴娘啦,咁我哋就唔駛搵呢個八婆Chrissie嘛!8964 copyright protection422PENANABW1doybcz9 維尼
聽到佩妍話可以代住先,我即刻係咁話好,叫佢同Bonny快啲過嚟。8964 copyright protection422PENANAZMzzKsqgjG 維尼
之後成程車阿晴都唔係好開心咁,我即刻安慰佢﹕「唔駛唔開心啦,Bonny同佩妍都嚟緊嘛,無事嘅。」8964 copyright protection422PENANA7hJTKkjaWB 維尼
阿晴剩係扁扁咀咁噏一噏頭。8964 copyright protection422PENANAbph1QyZUA6 維尼
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