作者：春秋夢想家‧周莊627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wdeRpcpxY庖丁為文惠君解牛，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjumIHpRbRY
加藤鷹為觀眾進行現場表演，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0rEDWRu4S
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手之所觸，肩之所倚，足之所履，膝之所踦，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWim5bN670d
雙手輕柔的撫摸，肩膀來回的摩擦，雙腳緊密的交纏，膝蓋死命的相抵，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacDpRdfuc1
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砉然嚮然，奏刀騞然，莫不中音。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUntY8yVDg
肉體激烈的交會時趴趴作響，深入淺出時帶動噗嗤的水聲，簡直就像優美的音樂一樣。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTNGcZlNQD
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合於桑林之舞，乃中經首之會。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2rHNkAD3B
彷彿是維也納華爾滋的旋律，又能夠契合莫札特交響樂的節奏。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CTPOK5bGs
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文惠君曰：「譆，善哉！技蓋至此乎？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0GquOLWDW
觀眾讚歎的說：「啊，真是太厲害了！技巧怎麼會這麼好呢？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchpl9tFNSV
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庖丁釋刀對曰：「臣之所好者道也，進乎技矣。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1BjePdOFM
加藤鷹拉起褲頭，對著觀眾說：「我這人就愛趴趴趴，現在不過是把興趣發展成一門藝術罷了。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsSNwF8INu
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始臣之解牛之時，所見無非全牛者﹔627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOnAxW5r6s
其實我一開始趴趴趴的時候，看到的對象就是一個完整的女性，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKdEDtXgwf
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三年之后，未嘗見全牛也﹔627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKqGGStnIX
而三年後，我就不再將對象視為一個整體；627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijAMehUZKy
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方今之時，臣以神遇而不以目視，官知止而神欲行。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrs1qosNbC
到現在，我就只用心神感知而不再需要眼睛去看，肉體上的感官停止而只用心神和欲望來進行，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOUkxDKUig
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依乎天理，批大卻，導大窾，因其固然。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi5GuHAYhp
依照女性的身體構造，撥開她的大腿，插入雙腳之間的隙縫，順從女性的饑渴與企求，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfR5j5hawZ
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技經肯綮之未嘗，而況大軱乎！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05K1B9ucTi
那些令人反感糾結的舉止一律避免，更不用說是去碰觸那心理上特別堅固的矜持了！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjuV7NG6qr
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良庖歲更刀，割也﹔627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XLzJMRxCJ
精壯的漢子能夠生龍活虎個廿卅年就算是很了不起了，那是因為他們也就只會長時間抽動；627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3gCcXrn7j
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族庖月更刀，折也。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yjj0gcjk6
而一般的男子更是不濟，十幾廿幾年下來就不行，這是因為他們只知道用蠻力進進出出。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC77pbfCcpr
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今臣之刀十九年矣，所解數千牛矣，而刀刃若新發於硎。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNDJp2Efl8
現在我都拍過五千部片子了，碰觸過的女年成千上萬，但是體力卻和年輕小夥子沒什麼差別。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBOgHxgkgE
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彼節者有閒，而刀刃者無厚，以無厚入有閒，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCn4sfhZmM
其實女性的身體有無數的敏感帶，而我們可以自由的選擇用手用腳用嘴用......能隨心所欲的去撩撥敏感地帶，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6lOF3yEvN
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恢恢乎其於游刃必有餘地矣，是以十九年而刀刃若新發於硎。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEpdV9NwQz
輕輕鬆鬆的在女性嬌軀上任意的四處游走，這就是之所以拍過五千部片子的我體力卻和年輕小夥子沒什麼差別的理由。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkezPmdzaic
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雖然，每至於族，吾見其難為，怵然為戒，視為止，行為遲。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcx28QzFA0
話雖如此，每次一到緊要關頭，我也知道不好處理；非得要小心謹慎的進行，眼睛專注在一點上，細心的放慢動作，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2tgtMuUT6
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動刀甚微，謋然已解，如土委地。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6twM3f7rfn
溫柔蜷缱的深入淺出，然後就會啊一聲的什麼矜持驕傲尊嚴通通瓦解，讓她像一灘爛泥一樣的攤在地上，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRXBpu6792
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提刀而立，為之四顧，為之躊躇滿志，善刀而藏之。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp41uLpZz5
拎起褲頭站起身來，昂著下巴環顧四周，心裡忍不住志得意滿，最後再輕輕的拉上拉鏈。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2IiSMfRji
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文惠君曰：「善哉！吾聞庖丁之言，得養生焉。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuo4Gzw7Zr
觀眾聽完後說：「好極了！聽完加藤鷹大神的講解，我終於知道怎麼生小孩了！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhd3cfUmHt9
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結論：靠杯！最好是看完這篇知道怎麼生孩子啦！這根本就是在說一個男人如何在夾縫裡求生存的心得，看著就覺得靠小丁丁討生活真心不容易，這種活法早晚得心理疾病，一點也不養生！
