作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgKE7Nr58X北冥有魚，其名為鯤。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8ko3e2xYm
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2uSAtPXTC
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEDjz9WCpi
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhsisQSoK3
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBNI6U4ji5
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJMnnDkuDN
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqAfpenWIN
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHetPzY8Mdg
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nEApVgoUr
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南冥者，天池也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMksTbJNyGF
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7I0e2lMAm
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQ2sYly7vq
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvV2tjjj1v
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwfAEedH9I
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhcK6M8I36
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiUnsdN8Qx
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9rTBecsUa
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcZSS10WBd
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPyXttLeMl
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5lMNqj0Im
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42Rho5GjuY
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHou6BFnpt
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLoRKNC10c
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYU9b3Tp4s
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR85o1Etlt
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK2SuRV5Km
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGVhdpfZEZ
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgc20c4k4Qr
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkXsNRe6KP
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbAU11Q2eX
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUYCxCfAE9
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3Mlpi0jvd
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2yfttuASu
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ76j3ZjB3
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbl6QqeM9v
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFabinWGAe
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqPnrt80xE
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMTkvGDKpu
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2r6gf3R3T
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ2ayN5qri
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Il1aEoXOz
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksZ6EVgrhG
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgZw6vR4rx
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OUCRofPsy
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25o9x32Y69
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLARr35nDLV
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR9fMqm2ht
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湯之問棘也是已：626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHTSWqW7k3
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRkuWzP1qc
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV1kfMHfBA
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wkoeICmdd
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU4M73sEID
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5H2hMfPgA
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8TJ9RMS3D
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqot0uvLwV
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofkknNR6or
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBhfU7Myyu
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNuiNBgMqe
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN2ADLWgHA
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI4YfECFEl
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN6fbFCgmy
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrspRE9Yjsd
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXuoNWOGj6
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbns2GK9r6y
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeTnJd9RKP
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此大小之辯也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNnoulCxSr
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy7aogAlxj
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzJqIaWjri
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHjGOenyj3
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeCz2UIAxF
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO4vAjEo1M
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDHtvvHQUo
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetElmH7dGx
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpZ76eBgYm
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulsYi6s7bI
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycoFTVKjFt
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mqAu9I9L7
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oKvbjkdz4
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi3pSQsn2X
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEJADbYcjQ
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNGZdIS0Xh
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5pFbylO7C
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBLT5jvCld
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qJyaoabjU
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKnOhjOzQr
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6QMkVTgRU
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWdqmaoQt2
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOc0ja1UPT
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWFLN8ajIH
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n4CTbtekV
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkiYD2sxoG
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWykximAuHy
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTsniZWgAD
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5UjHrQhLB
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cnj9WGqpM
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVSCQqLAyz
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5bgi3T6J6
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6D7Rg4dWn
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23sZjtJj0Y
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iufmD5Kuo
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjnarFShaz
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1kx25S2du
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWEJlpvYp2
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRZT4xQuLd
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5wNh0CUcn
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnRgTm1tsw
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SWuB5Sbzg
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdCtZmSii2
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv4AhwicOh
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoOZvBVbdM
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz8h9kdXBd
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaygAwvzDK
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9fP3HtsyT
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5gcszWXHd
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEFzfYzYRM
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGWLJmgNHg
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65Pbf1WK5X
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KeQdNVy72
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09eGqI2usW
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPK29Mx5tb
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8mmHmYnrG
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr0Q3QUJXi
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWuBObarSV
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYyWvOLtlw
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FXYtS6WA3
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dViaHACBV
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw3Hw8A9v1
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb7svzIBE8
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5PgXvMuSh
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吾以是狂而不信也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVVUPFKXCE
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp2Mbnddb5
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYiHNgQXLl
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf7GGR0zYh
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf7jYO1FDm
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kjBtQ9th2
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk09PSPuAVg
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4x8uPXKiJ
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sbf7ahyPM
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw96JM3uDMj
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKBqMuMezb
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDjeqAqgub
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlfkvBm9Vk
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNpcFA70OJ
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0bRNjQvP8
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b6x8vidYh
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms0ok4xrtG
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7zQqB3XXr
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2ISfs6K3d
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LR3BCyEGo
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoyTMO6GHP
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnssfQO5dIS
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMx1XtGAhe
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGGXsW3p9G
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsWCqqL3wu
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9MRza9pke
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM08uMkeVBj
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5rSweTt97
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG8ojJCpwd
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5FXsXXIkJ
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqpswZzFu4
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxXBjb9hFp
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUGEDaw1dL
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuntQocaWx
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjdTNkPimk
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8O01HRzss
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFuC4jkygn
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客聞之，請買其方百金。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2QN6RgLLa
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltZMwjpDTi
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8znGt49TO
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOVC4tnQuZ
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fNuu3vtsL
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE55whYkah
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A19camCMt
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUdbKCZUDj
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAsHnLKjQv
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6WVIGcsbo
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNgCjMk9oT
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwLqKvFtQp
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VnYrYg2sc
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC51JYw60vP
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc5rXsBtaq
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而憂其瓠落無所容？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJpU692kPm
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmPWR9ckOc
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt3gL8wOBG
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZcRDNVyjb
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3LWDEP3TG
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYqCzs10ic
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JhzllhviF
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAd06A3xbV
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsficcJVmnT
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymK69ynyDQ
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NvjEdHlRw
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlqrwGng47
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqj7Qy5ryek
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6nm0kMikH
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14T27nyxZy
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2uZmNPyPe
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzCddB1ICg
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9206VtWjt
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNIJRt4jLG
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFwU28nAN2
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bwtZysPtI
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPWQ56eQb8
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZhrKWDBEB
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6qi43tYbj
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP2vTFrQbh
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsnCuBO3U6
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
