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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdtdqY3eX2
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MqPio4dw7
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這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9fzqRBiwY
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhKpIFWbQF
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它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIiQ9lwWDX
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA6w2Lh9xP
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天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwRDnTdMlX
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq77BJMHld
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ040CGbLbK7
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35sPqwFQzN
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmlP9hs8ic
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79BJ8lxvIx
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小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFERaSLVSO
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiYgVNGv52
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSnTNCR0Xd
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfQ676aJBY
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRPYWk8Xs0
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQDKHJs2N7
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYvMfnYuWJ
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwblVDjM4S
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsNkHHt1HU
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32bYLAniCZ
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ssIoEwdFX
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrVc0YSVci
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBg6H1G1Xbk
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湯之問棘也是已：605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk3NrUKKPz
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRQ9OOEiTh
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDlliCHigu
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbn3I3k1WUg
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GpK0NOppX
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUcGP1BEL5
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE0M2RNVOH
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9GmLFRCtg
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNit9ETTglt
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUd62FpX7O
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyIuQZ1RZB
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6i4sjwSOL
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZnWlO9z4V
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAMVB7sAyC
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdrzNTXafR
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP9PVU9vEX
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3dQvnHNUW
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhfflclL4q
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此大小之辯也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw6FHfpAfx
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MogCg0Syu
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7eUtRnhUa
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vasF4oRsY
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLPi5eS640
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FoLPhxcmB
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eL4qxTxiW
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbNDNSI8Zs
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjdSJA5S9J
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdPIRlQZvr
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH67uuJnZVz
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV42WCElZGb
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs4nFppTlD
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC5CBWDeXF
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnWe8vw9xN
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o8qdDahhY
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEeAaAMgyB
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD75NlIyMYP
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdktQPDNzMQ
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLH3UqiQGw
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ29wCpgVm
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Wn3Y3B5T9
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuHBRQPUGj
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFDLMGZV94
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I0pasiAHx
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmHVjBAj9F
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvSL8LkZD3
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxMHPd4LEN
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiY4ulsn4Q
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqutXpArp8m
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSYTfT3CCr
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKImcJatUNE
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3ke88q3O8
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQ0CbKcqbv
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zPJv1GEhK
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSxX8FxT4n
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfnAYqvt3r
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8vh2NbQmL
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqPsrvsYiT
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFvPizsrLK
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMRtuCKTbs
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGL5YLyUXx
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bKLvqAxGm
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKyBlozvgr
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZOexEDAC2
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2tGgzTYXp
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZENdTMVye
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3zcPKe5f3
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5AzkHhw8N
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kQFltJwCB
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ot9RSsVP6
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqnkd2JOb9
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcppDTsvqAQ
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM010RkwtNf
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0tQMpibQX
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa6rP2SX9g
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eu79vwcgf
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWag2TXto4q
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo07tuRnocG
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vh9CR3imW
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSQQaHAmgE
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZt5mUeH2h
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRG0cZpwSN
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOxqrz82wJ
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYgd2al96P
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKloyCiCIPv
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吾以是狂而不信也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeUw8W2IIz
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVUZQm6kOC
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPapTbTpeqX
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3001UEoWf
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSfDCEqxaj
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ1ot3AfcA
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ525Q9WxY3k
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI58HZtGTs
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg2QcTnKdX
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5yCMFFQi2
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4gUp9ynba
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeKz1shJ8S
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHHjCWcPeg
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD0zG3HMjP
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytgaOcW9bt
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ442ehNUh2f
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYiUEMpdbX
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj52IyLUE2o
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmkLPrMs3V
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwmxKWK5MX
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGUwFhifbf
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5Eb214s4O
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFEKqQqmrJ
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD5MGC5Mr0
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI35vxpVsZ
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNWyxu4c3n
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmewbDbs97
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCviczkWxcD
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eZEAQfOiZ
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHfcHXtEqI
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuoT3YFu2I
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOpAAdTOSD
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9FM5qXWwL
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0go7dVkyO7
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipNXKG0VDd
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1oKQBuLXT
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RGPUaLFZA
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEm5Q39EkYv
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY2dxIIKND
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xP7WRCt9Z
客聞之，請買其方百金。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzuaR1riL4
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpUtNRKHh3
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk7JkyZJFa
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0c81gxoWv
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx9IJNUkyw
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThEKZtDNdS
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3EfbajEYi
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOdYj6L9sw
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIasiDSegPL
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRydbqtlhjO
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oPwCdwOO2
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vU8LvO97C
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg2kVI2Jl7
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspCHJNjINB
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqW1Q1C981
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG6aKwyRZr
而憂其瓠落無所容？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqwFPDetv6
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpFTpNZ45j
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMweiivfEg8
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiynWkcyO8m
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWP5kczGfe
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwGAZFqkAG
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY5ZXglcla
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTn68tdSba
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZUUEP2l3D
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZL7rXQRxD
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQuOkDayYF
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyltmLeQ3tn
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KWtw7QFHH
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuEAjewjsv
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSusdOmf3V
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY0jDn8AVF
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrYTHeipP5
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYUS7NR9hR
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBBUgDRbgD
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXdGQzXgow
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9fIGnCfWW
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOnf84VZU9
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2rDo46iQe
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61tOkqdeLC
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODMa5WqlUE
605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayCfZDRHFC
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5ID8IaU60
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLwhTBYPdI
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
