作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6FJoNZC6X先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyChBrj9GT
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJebPM3O0Ny
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBC1r2TTai
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtASf2nLw9X
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOiQrFL0Km
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBYwkwcDR1
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好讀書，不求甚解；893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzqnO9wOFz
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85lRRltWxK
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUy7ZkOXc0V
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqzgX1uxbf
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojEabrIZss
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BDscUPcP0
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcDQbhCFjk
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiPGuZu4mW
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvbYrYM07n
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pLydVNt5b
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWW3QPtdzf
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXiVTD7vzx
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRpW3Ok53g
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5t2nHshz9
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP06NOdBatn
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiDkkKub5r
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh75ky7F6l
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESlW0AOyob
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecHqGHjLMj
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU4C6QGx92
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5aWjJB4UB
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiArA9hAcCG
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEdLzbP27R
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYIipYd4oq
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVnm9WB5Fi
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv2wKhGIH2
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g9cPqIEPD
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
