作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Eu7FsTdCP先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD0scWtWy0
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5v2VAIXre
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXCHgbh38T
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pkdwzu2sG
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75xc6tnpnJ
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjGoASwsYI
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuhcclVrM4
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCILPApruon
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA89phEErC
好讀書，不求甚解；916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9Q76Gl6za
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LImhwQ7wm
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSfDbOStlm
每有會意，便欣然忘食。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjIt6VoBsD
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeoWCLX1KS
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0JBrqYpmf
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdyUOOzWuR
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjYXXpoHn5
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraYAcqvRgr
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3276slYPrc
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzuDfrzPuE
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fHcFINnoH
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe39ZpNX8Qp
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXejHTvWH0
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4hiad7Byn
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjHQ5XBQ4H
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRTNbyFclB
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqxC31R0OE
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M4Qijwx5i
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGDmjTLsVt
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47XDaylDUW
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNikJWqUYwj
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCMIsQ1E7j
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp7jVNb551
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh9H8VtgbS
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZYuLKWPl1
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xYDCwy6bC
忘懷得失，以此自終。 916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3wCAIdqOq
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh21ptzpqjj
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCozrtp4CHp
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayh4H3s3Ks
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9Eeoib7Wd
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35vLKWU7EY
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUitAheWlvh
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimOAw031vs
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2UwgvZd0l
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ3GKlgtPY
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMldR7DfEp
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aV8EcK0VU
916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakg9oCnqXW
結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsMQE8aJCk
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
