作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImHvjsbyKJ先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEsSbbYgku
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHZtuFC9aO
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9iLhmAB7B
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2RHD40yUb
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIqKX507d3
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGBBv5EoIn
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Hspya2qfA
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好讀書，不求甚解；949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5urHJHfKJ
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9pErQzv7m
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMq9Xvj6KH
每有會意，便欣然忘食。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj68fqww4RK
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ832rsWK8Tl
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHbYMuPgwh
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lGC1tiMVu
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16MuYLIddv
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL5Ixv1QhY
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZdQ5clrqs
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi820XUndG
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEljnePwlq
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkg1u1niYv
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLgjVOeW7V
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO1IHENOAF
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDvUnMl2CN
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz31UFdr6QI
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUlkUTT2S8
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM25heOtQ8
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER4I02X58J
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqKahWRs5s
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XkLaED2dm
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaRtgALmmU
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO7hdbxxzZ
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnO7fscSAm
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BmpjkGZuD
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cTylkRZKW
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZX6NlwDWE
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXVuYBxaPL
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxmVfBGkDe
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqnhFBNcZi
949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO4tGs3fvu
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnhuY4XyPl
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpXxO8q8EB
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UtYllltf4
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJXjZOfVb3
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWLsmNm1sc
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
