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會說很多大道理，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwgfYauPTr
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日子卻擺明了過不下去，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTV6t8rsyQ
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識其大矣，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQAQczuXFA
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不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdUXzJFc5T
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問焉以破其疑，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TPdo6dklL
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu26O7ubr12
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所謂以能問於不能，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQNdcgaZzT
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUY9XxQy6m
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財產和自己差不多的，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0J7s8DXCT
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5klGGPDI9S書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AyE7Yi3gK
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…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCtEAAKWaQ
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智者千慮，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66yUexjEek
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMxe6MDuZs
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必有一失。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS3LqKYeG7
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZKsaprnk2
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聖人之所不知，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy9ddO8JT9
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHi269C036
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愚人之所能，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zYWy6SZuW
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXamfnuKEC
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而學無止境也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf45iioK4G
就像修行的道路沒有終點。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0WlXhmXhA
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是故貴可以問賤，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMGP1iSX0r
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpW4WaIjxk
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賢可以問不肖，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BAhRlU0fB
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCU4640Rky
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慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyofpf8cT8
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唯道之所成而已矣。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9WrZKmQQm
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7furNrHEyi
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACw03Jsgv2
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU66Si5meQL
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
