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君子之學必好問。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsSMXImMDu
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好學而不勤問，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3ZzAZnNii
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RIo5E8sM2
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非真能好學者也。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJVFFgHPwv
不能算是個真正的修道者。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd0irfevbx
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會說很多大道理，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyksH2jallj
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而或不達於事，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7ITAEK2Nj
日子卻擺明了過不下去，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl0ldfVo4C
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識其大矣，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbWTCu1caD
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mEtzINbsu
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而或不知其細，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNr9WdzEt6
卻連車票的錢都買不起，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAGqGz0U3x
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舍問，其奚決焉！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNMB1mPIRO
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWsmTVB6fg
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問焉以破其疑，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMAhOFK3ky
對他募款來舒解困境，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2ulGWPMZS
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所謂就有道而正也。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK4ZpxZAjI
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6ubXpdEqq
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問焉以求一得，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAJNa033Is
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilZxyEDnuA
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所謂以能問於不能，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5t708vI8O
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8bH12ZYUx
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以多問於寡也。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc15gVEWJA
別拿豆包不當乾糧。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXewCWq3Uz
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等於己者，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmNnUBDg3t
財產和自己差不多的，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7HLFH5fth
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問焉以資切磋，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqkOIjBqUx
跟他募款就當朋友交培，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT4Wy5U3KR
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所謂交相問難，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs654gCGs9N
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenDrmkTszY
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審問而明辨之也。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRdGkeFrTQ
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsGmch4WMo
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOM623hC1B書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6412DT8x0d
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8cfRMSkDz
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6LOicZEpk
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智者千慮，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHqIJZX4ZN
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6NEUrAw4P
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必有一失。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rGOLPB2OA
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFYgyycb0y
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聖人之所不知，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NGHpTnxKT
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpDnkrVzBk
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未必不為愚人之所知也；563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO1cz50rks
未必平常人家的就不願意；563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx4Y7twXRY
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愚人之所能，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XFg4qgaQn
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchuD7nzd9M
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未必非聖人之所不能也。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNsmshTiTk
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRcofWZPyk
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理無專在，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCCeDOIxX5
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dr1JlYI2L
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而學無止境也。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxelFhvpn2
就像修行的道路沒有終點。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyksZMK5OO
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是故貴可以問賤，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobu46FbQmW
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3AGapoGSS
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賢可以問不肖，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4l1cEWFsV
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PpE0r1O6N
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而老可以問幼，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ9heC6vjs
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6tR0Foexu
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唯道之所成而已矣。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILGVJBYmrm
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9c3Ah6rGs
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAyWnJL2pL
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaHOotTrlW
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
