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喜歡修行而不努力募款的，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bDTnD5EWM
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卻連車票的錢都買不起，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMzPnX9SKm
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不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lF2ZD0BCU
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問焉以破其疑，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtbfyzwATt
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所謂就有道而正也。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T7oHEgKke
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4ty4esemR
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7vXQUkt3J
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所謂以能問於不能，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mmPi3mwR8
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44RYUJ3D8y
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等於己者，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2lYyNzEov
財產和自己差不多的，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqdIfRS30B
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問焉以資切磋，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj96nKhTPy
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正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrrucpbwBc
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZn46ruKFL書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUf4Gjj9AX
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEdOA8G7Ga
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhPgqGH0JS
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智者千慮，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGks2CbIV3
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PVSqEweO3
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必有一失。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoaBzGHhGL
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLDuA0X5NC
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聖人之所不知，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5RM96S4Oo
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCai0oMGh8i
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未必不為愚人之所知也；583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxyDVUG0yQ
未必平常人家的就不願意；583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwyY4fHd82
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愚人之所能，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTzioMWBGn
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcXTrBWsSw
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未必非聖人之所不能也。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdc1mK8jI0
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理無專在，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u8pHKyhRr
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAefbv9xk0
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而學無止境也。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTTh7WB0Eh
就像修行的道路沒有終點。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOIfVaIhum
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是故貴可以問賤，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToNb6aUPUm
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaonNDoWS3L
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而老可以問幼，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEdFuyTMQl
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR4tvAB1ev
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唯道之所成而已矣。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe4dOZY0Fz
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1hNzsPdxe
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnqOyzjrw3
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF482Jc15E7
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
