Challenger's note: So, I wrote this for a cliché contest, and clichés are funny, right? That's what I figured. So enjoy the Spiderman/Loki cliché comedy story about every action movie, because I love action movies :) 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpqyekn8HQ
Blond guy smiles back. He likes the girl in the red sweater. Cue soft music. Awkward introductions. Talk about something irrelevant.
Cut to a dork. He gets laughed at as he walks out of pre-calculus. He is super smart. Has super powers but no friends. Typical. All is normal.
Blond guy assaults dork in the hallway. Cue laughter. Dork shrugs it off and goes home. Practices super-jumping, flying, or some other super power. Has to hide his new strength to protect his family or something like that.
Cut to a random bad guy, Loki, on some rooftop with baddy aliens talking about bringing the government down. Loki smiles evilly. A goon agrees with his ridiculous plan. They pack and head out.
Our dork hero is randomly suited up on top of his appartment building and randomly sees Loki and the aliens head out. Somehow, he senses their malicious plan and follows silently.
Loki attempts to break into the Capitol Building but our friendly neighborhood dork is there just in time to save the day. He uses his strength and some conveniently placed rope and locks to tie up the goons. Cue epic fight music by Hans Zimmer. Dork battles Loki with his bare fists when Loki has a scepter. Smash buildings. Destroy public property. Punny god scene. Narrowly miss killing civilians.
Loki loses, obviously, since he's the bad guy. The police catch up to our friendly neighborhood dork and lock up the criminal. Everybody thanks the masked hero, but he doesn't reveal his identity.
He goes back to school and is shoved into his locker by blond jerk while red sweater girl laughs. A nice girl helps our dork out and then life is good. All is normal in the life of Spider-Man, because of course, the story ends with a happy ending.
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And to all you guys who just joined? Time to break out the funny bone. 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHobqgmAe0r
