冬家女僕人啪啪聲敲打著門口、馬鞍山上鴨群呱呱聲尖叫的同時,我卻在家中裡頭嗖嗖聲的對著空氣揮動球拍起來。538Please respect copyright.PENANAFSpFUNpVen
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在十月時份左右,母親為我設計了一套專門針對冬燕返的虛擬實境訓練系統。538Please respect copyright.PENANAg1lsjoM2kq
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只要戴上特製的眼鏡,一道幾可亂真的源禾路體育館場景便會完整的呈現在眼前;538Please respect copyright.PENANAFeVb8e7itU
兩旁的觀眾席、半掛在空中的籃球架,甚至是牆上所設有的防撞綠色軟墊與及緊急滅火喉均可在這裡找到,跟真實置身在源和路體育館裡頭並無分別。538Please respect copyright.PENANAWpFkZAblbF
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虛擬冬音工亮出凌厲的眼神,左手呈鷹爪般狀的扭動,使出其成名技「冬燕返」,隔空隨意變更羽毛球墮下的方向。538Please respect copyright.PENANAn0barHG2rb
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「冬燕返」這招得意技殺傷力雖然驚人,但並非毫無破解的方法;538Please respect copyright.PENANAm7WLlTw8yZ
母親藍吻經過深入的研究及觀察後指出,羽毛球的軌跡轉向與冬音工左手尾指所指的方向百分之百吻合。538Please respect copyright.PENANANRoJGIq46g
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“左手方位!”538Please respect copyright.PENANAHpxnjeRQpj
透過觀察虛擬冬音工尾指所指出的方向,我立馬判斷出羽毛球最新的動向,小跳步走到左邊方位,握緊貼有感應器的球拍作出揮擊起來。538Please respect copyright.PENANAM9WJxzHm5N
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對著空氣揮拍後,球拍的感應器隨即傳來強烈的震動,模仿出擊球的感覺。538Please respect copyright.PENANAs73iYZ4HBW
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畫面所見,羽毛球成功被我拯救了起來,並以緊貼著球網高度的姿態跨過球網。對面的虛擬冬音工見狀後,隨即怒羞成惱的把球拍擲到地上,拋下數句髒話後黯然離場。538Please respect copyright.PENANAp0VXDUARms
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「左手水樽水分流失量:0毫升,538Please respect copyright.PENANAt2T8tliRs2
右手水樽水分流失量:1.28毫升。」538Please respect copyright.PENANAb5RUVbIgxG
擊球過後,系統隨即從我身後背囊的感應器推算出身體動作所造成的水份流失量,運用其低沉的機械人聲音作出匯報。538Please respect copyright.PENANAmP3F4yZeEd
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在第一次接觸這系統的時候,我的記錄是左右兩方各流失三百毫升有多。538Please respect copyright.PENANA4jNDekCJmN
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經過這兩個月的艱苦訓練後,如今的流失量已減至接近只有一毫升左右。538Please respect copyright.PENANA97EE21En2D
從表面數字來看,這是一個值得令人鼓舞的大躍進,水分流失量減低了接近三百倍有多。538Please respect copyright.PENANATx51LcULji
但實際的情況其實是非常的不理想,每一下抵擋冬燕返均會導致水分流失,若比試呈長遠持久戰的話,背囊兩旁水樽的水亦難免會有耗盡的一刻。538Please respect copyright.PENANAuEwThGllJj
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根據我與冬音工所作出的協定,只要我在比試中能夠奪取一分又或者是背囊水樽的含水量最終比他為多的話,我均會被視作為獲得勝利。538Please respect copyright.PENANABZEzZDNcgJ
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以一亳升水換取一下抵擋冬燕返的前提下,我並不認為我最後能夠以背囊水樽的含水量來取勝。538Please respect copyright.PENANA8NvL3lsMvd
若是如此,勝利的條件便只剩下從他手上奪取一分,情況並不算是太樂觀。538Please respect copyright.PENANAKrP8GEeWr9
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「若果我在比賽時候能夠召喚女祖先上身的話,那便應該不會變得這樣嚴峻了吧...」538Please respect copyright.PENANAYzjJL7zEXZ
女祖先擁有超乎常人的觸覺及平衡力,有她幫忙的話我肯定能夠以滴水不漏的姿態完結整場賽事。538Please respect copyright.PENANAwfYvzhvQ4O
只可惜的是,現在髮璇與及我均沒能夠製作出合乎羽芬口味的孜然蒜蓉粟米,明天召喚羽誕女祖先幫忙出戰的機會微乎其微。538Please respect copyright.PENANAzwivxMZKDl
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「分仔,阿時,吃晚飯啦!」538Please respect copyright.PENANARGrzgSjezR
星期六的晚上均是母親親自下廚的日子,這晚他特意炮製了我最喜愛吃的薯仔炆豬脷,為我明天的那一戰打打氣,加加油。538Please respect copyright.PENANAF7Quh5fd57
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沒有力氣的士兵,是沒有可能打勝仗的。538Please respect copyright.PENANAbeAd63MiPT
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「哦..哦...薯仔炆得非常之軟腍,南乳柱候醬非常的入味,正!」538Please respect copyright.PENANAzPTWUtz468
父親羽時一臉歡容的夾起被濃厚醬汁包裹的薯仔,連同絲苗白米大口大口的送到胃裡。538Please respect copyright.PENANAPQrLfXwjHU
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「明天的比賽,你準備得如何呢?」538Please respect copyright.PENANAAKaHWIOQeB
母親向父親遞上了一碗青紅蘿蔔煲豬𦟌潤湯,親切關懷道。538Please respect copyright.PENANAo7XR9jJMKF
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「紅牙系統處於非常理想的狀態,完全無問題!」538Please respect copyright.PENANANYATxGvPjG
父親把紅蘿蔔放到口裡,呵出一陣陣的白煙起來。538Please respect copyright.PENANAjqqpSJZarS
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在早前練習期間,父親一口咬定小器自負的白皇定必會在羽誕節當天向他提出挑戰,以報當日在顯頸體育館弄哭了他的妹妹白姬之仇。538Please respect copyright.PENANAg2v591bBXQ
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若到時候真的無法婉拒白皇提出的單挑呈請問,他表示亦絕對不會介意到場上蹂躪對手一番。538Please respect copyright.PENANAV1lVgpfVkq
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為此,母親悉心為父親球拍裡頭的紅牙系統作出改進,並增添了不少新元素在裡頭,好讓父親能夠在場上盡情發揮,大事殺戮對手;538Please respect copyright.PENANARvptw6k9X5
因著紅牙系統關係,如今父親就算不戴上爺爺交託下來的茶葉手套,也能夠利用球拍的紅牙系統徹底地分解我所打出的藍色陽氣球擊與及其附屬的降頭詛咒效果。538Please respect copyright.PENANAOimXixmb1a
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「我吃飽了....」538Please respect copyright.PENANAMKGQg6yLmk
父親胸有成竹的模樣跟我相映出強烈的對比,令我大為感到自慚形穢,就算自己最愛的餸菜放在眼前也頓時毫無食慾可言。538Please respect copyright.PENANAtbuIaSLPzS
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此刻,雙親察覺到我那碗白飯還是呈高聳入雲的山丘狀後,隨即眉來眼去的交換眼色起來。538Please respect copyright.PENANA4rlXkP43tf