暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsrxzw74KF
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJyIG9fYiA
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeuHsljRbU
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hRiReccPG
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70vsprP6uZ
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6kyqHQIAT
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLnYsc7I9l
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「你的座位？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4377g3BeMm
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZOiCcaOqV
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJvGdVEjSb
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQVq97Qz6n
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAslVuuWly
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVEZhayik5
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「哼！ 哼！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMwZxivQvF
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyBqH6jqtr
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvcJDWgglp
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVqB1EyhTR
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFVm4bkWfT
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAhnZLTyVE
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnCjILgaDi
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDMI7bZgiR
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHs4afKC3q
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbB6I1hZRE
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRFOnGV3tw
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「.......」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8eE2P0fbr
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAvGe2OGwR
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______________________________________589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxPvuNH5Wv
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「大家知道嗎？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPEBeodwMI
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8NjRwNvpx
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc5SSi5UpW
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFcsqxxwPq
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseKI2O6d1a
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqLSd4BNz3
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4bamuuNOx
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtxiSzDEh3
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0TXUv1Lfh
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dOILnx0M0
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5fciXxFVH
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZoJ4R5eZx
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplzOtfJuuD
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnebEYX1Je
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嘩！嘩！嘩！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtsehcDyWW
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNjM1SrNWc
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZqRyavLSn
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嗖！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsVOM7WYkL
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw2D7Wzc16
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「白薯同學。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Sx2WHrMy9
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5elEjRO90
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqyM8TJJBO
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpLnbfPlto
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「正解！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sMgDIlYwi
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J2ZjhCrSn
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM3o4pUmcF
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W2GxW8wSg
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJCixV4hMq
白薯道。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6StsgSKQg
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDmGVhrHID
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSQDiUNkot
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPhqEozrmG
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zGdqeclml
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「甚麼！？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFipbWotKsU
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyIfN1TMkV
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbQt4Bmo0q
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZcelcFYxy
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「好！就這樣決定吧！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjf5GKBeW7
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulHm28KPJa
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！？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1NZBoGevm
否極泰來！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UY3j94Phd
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飛雲，機會來了！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT02MFzhrOX
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15rFK7DRlW
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uiVwOnm4o
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UCs09RYhU
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmoEAE2Utn
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvULv5l7gK3
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLxLr3iweD
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCu0BMVE6t
「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6F1z5D2A9
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxaMf17PPb
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu8CtWU5Hn
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlzbtEO0sZ
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfV3lZndMkq
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我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vRpbtbOcT
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE6OwU55Mi
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嗖！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxO9ZcSsp3
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32IpKEC9t7
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDtr9psnLs
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNEkabxk5z
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