Previous author's note: "Hey Boy" is the song from the soundtrack of the Anime Dominion Tank Police, in which Annapuma and Unipuma make their "lil show".
ZOOTOPIA TANK POLICE
Capítulo 4: Hey Boy
The atmosphere in the hospital was one of absolute tension. Not the tension of the continuous movement of medical personnel and patients back and forth, but rather, the trapping anguish caused by the break-in of Buajaja's gang, which had entered in a violent manner and ended the lives of the animal guards who protected the interior of the hospital complex.
It was not money, nor hostages, that Buajaja, the pig, targeted, but a wing of the hospital where they kept classified medical samples.
When the criminals left the building, they were surrounded by numerous police vehicles, including the Zootopia SWAT forces.
“Hold it right there, don't move and put your hands up!” shouted a bear.
“Drop your weapons!” shouted a rhinoceros.
“If I brought weapons, it's to use them!” the pig answered to the police.
“Leave this to us," said Anna Puma.
“Yes, we know what to do” continued Uni Puma.
Buajaja understood and with a wicked smile, went with the rest of his men to the ambulance and took shelter like the sailors of yesteryear from the treacherous sirens.
The various lights in the hospital, along with those in the street lighting and other places around it, together with the lights of the police patrols, gave the whole place a calm appearance that invited dreaming. For Ana Puma and Uni Puma, the show had begun, as soon as their fleshy lips had been moistened with their tongues.
Animals may have evolved beyond their most basic instincts, but deep down, each and every one of them was still an animal.
Poetry in motion that showed the passing of a brief moment that seemed to extend into infinity, exposed a dance that invited first to surprise and then to lust.
Elegant and at the same time voluptuous feminine forms, were the masters of the minds that at that moment broke all concentration and enslaved themselves voluntarily to every movement of the sensual cats.
They were the cats and they were the poor mice.
Provocative glances, flirtatious kisses thrown at the crowd that far from keeping their composure, moved by the automatic impulse of pleasure.
They were the cats and they were the poor mice.
Every female garment was discarded, every curve was exposed and every logic abandoned as the animals cheered for the two cats.
They were the cats and they were the poor mice.
When all nudity was exposed in a shy and picaresque way at the same time, like two hawks that suddenly take off from the ground, Anna Puma and Uni Puma, made an impossible jump that propelled them towards the sky.
They were the cats and they were the poor mice.
All illusion was broken, the cats were not really naked, and in a display of feline agility, they took a deadly turn in the air and pulled out of God knows where, a couple of machine guns and ground-to-ground missiles, and death and destruction fell on the police forces.
They were the cats and devoured the poor mice.
Ana Puma and Uni Puma ran fast and entered the ambulance which left quickly so as not to be intercepted by the tanker police.
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Chief Bogo was sitting on the tank turret while carrying a Japanese-style flag with the slogan "Masculinity and Manliness" on it.
Several other police tanks followed in his wake and soon arrived at the hospital.
“Boss Bogo, it seems we're late," a wolf tanker informed him.
“That pig can't be far away. What about the security cameras?”
“They were hacked into two blocks around," a junior tiger reported.
The buffalo sucked its index finger and then reached for the sky.
“This way, let's follow this street!”
“How do you know, Chief Bogo?” A lion asked you.
“Idiot, don't contradict me, if I tell you it's this way, it's this way!”
The tankers obeyed their commander and went after Bujajaja's trail.
“Hey, boss, the tank police already caught us," the pig was told by a ram.
“Don't worry, I have a little surprise for those stowaways.... girls, give them the presents.”
“Of course, Buajaja," said Ana Puma.
“This will be fun," continued Uni Puma.
The back door of the ambulance opened and the two cats were throwing out flat, circular metal pieces the size of a manhole cover.
“Anti-tank land mines! Evade them!” Bogo shouted to his men.
The tanks did so and started pointing their guns at the runaway ambulance.
“What was that!" shouted Bogo inside the tank as he heard a thudding noise hit the outside of the tank.
"Magnetic mines...”
A series of strong explosions rumbled along the entire length of the street and when the dust settled a whole line of disabled police tanks were seen.
“Bastard...” Bogo cried between annoyed and relieved because the tank's armored ceramic structure had protected its occupants.
“BUAJAJAJAJA” laughed Buajaja, the pig, as the ambulance followed the quick escape.
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In the tanker police hangars, Key showed Judy the inside of Bogo's personal tank.
“Wow, I had no idea the tanks were so big inside," Judy said in surprise.
“Boss Bogo's Ran Arachne model is the largest and is not made of armoured ceramic like the others, but its exterior is made of pure steel.”
“And those things like insect legs in front of the tank?”
“Oh, they're for more grip in jungle terrain. You see, Ran Arachne wasn't designed for the urban environment but for jungle warfare.”
“This is all very exaggerated," Judy said, "I'm sure Chief Bogo is making up for something with this tank.”
“Yes, I feel the same way. Too bad Judy we got a fucking boss.”
“You're right, and tell me, how do you handle the controls? I don't think the other tank models have controls for officers our size.”
“I use special platforms and handles. It's a bitch, but you' re gonna get it.”
“It would be great if we had a smaller tank.”
“Yeah, great, at least we wouldn't cause so much damage to the pavement every time the tanks come out. You should see the way Mayor Leodoro Leonzález looks at us, like we're trash.”
“Hey, why is that?”
“Because every time the tanks come out, the pavement blows up. A large part of the city's budget is reserved for the repair of the tracks after each of our missions.”
“I didn't know that the mayor of this city was like this, after all, the tanker police only do their job.”
“Leonzales, he's an asshole. He's only smiling for cameras and television, but in private he's a real jerk, if you saw how he treats his staff, including Deputy Mayor Bellwheter... poor sheep, she looks more like his slave.”
“It reminds me of Mayor Shere Khan of New Port, I suppose all politicians are like that.”
Suddenly the alarm in the police hangar sounded loud.
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Television reported on the SWAT showdown against Buajaja and a small light beige fox watched the news closely.
“Listen gang," said Finnick. “This is our chance, while the police are licking their wounds we're going to hijack a school bus full of kindergarteners. We will ask for a huge ransom and the whole of Zootopia will see that the gang of "the alliance of evil" is the most evil of all the place.”
“The... alliance... of... evil?” said Flash very slowly, the sloth bear.
“Seriously, that's the name our criminal gang is going to have?” Duke Roedriguez, the weasel, said dismayingly.
“The thing that surprises me the most is the school bus hijacking," said Nick Wilde, the swindler fox. “It's the cliché of the cliché, all gangs on children's TV shows always hijack a school bus.”
“Shut up, everybody, if I say we're going to hijack a school bus, that's what we're going to do!”
“I think it's a good idea," said yax, the hippie yak, as he threw smoke scrolls that were not produced by tobacco.
“You see, even Yax supports me... by the way, Yax, stop smoking that thing that Flash is already getting dizzy," said Finnick, frowning, as he tried to scare off the cloud of flies that was approaching him with his paw as they wanted to escape from the volutes of stinking smoke.
“Well, we'd better hurry," said Nick, who as usual seemed to be unmoved by anything and ignored the flies that were already buzzing around him. The night nurseries are about to close.
“Well, then, go ahead, for the alliance of evil!" shouted Finnick, as he put out his fist the same as Yax and Flash, well, Flash did everything he could to bump his fist against his friends, but it took too long. Of course, this didn't bother either Finnick or Yax.
Roedriguez and Wilde, on the other hand, were looking at each other in dismay.
"Oh, God, this is ridiculous," Nick thought, and I was sure Duke was thinking the same thing.
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At the police headquarters, Commissioner José Rosano, the old bobtail dog, watched through his eyes and with his jaws open the TV and shouted for the communicator that all the remaining tanks should go out in pursuit of Buajaja. What Rosano didn't know was that all the tanks had already left and the only remaining tanker policemen were Judy Hoops and Keyhearth.
“What are we going to do!” Judy said worried.
“There's no choice, we'll have to take Boss Bogo's tank, thank goodness we just repaired it. Judy, get the platforms for the pedals and the handles for the controls, we'll leave right away.”
The engine of the huge tank roared like a tiger and came out of the hangars. Judy was the pilot and Key was the gunboat.
Even inside the tank Judy could hear the tank shattering all the way through.
“Cops, you sons of...! My taxes pay this road!” they were shouted at by passers-by as the tank destroyed everything in its path, including a small, badly parked car belonging to a rat.
“What was that noise!”
“Emmm.... don't worry Judy, just keep going straight that we are informed that we will intercept Buajaja at the next corner.”
Around the corner, the tank and the ambulance where Buajaja was almost crashed.
“Judy, it's Buajaja, step on the gas!”
“All right, Key!”
“Nya. Boss, a huge old green tank is following us," said Uni Puma.
“Miaow, I thought we were done for," continued Anna Puma.
“Well, what are you waiting for?” Throw more anti-tank mines at them.
“We don't have any more," Anna Puma told him.
“I told you we'd need more boss” Uni Puma criticized him.
“Boss, we're about to arrive at the base," a henchman, who was a ram, told him.
“I know, take the road on the right, it's a pedestrian road and the tank, which is so big, won't be able to cross it easily," said the pig.
“Judy, turn right, we'll go through the drive!”
“Waaaa, get out of the way!” Judy shouted as she saw the passers-by through her very thin spy hole.
The poor pedestrians who at first shouted at the ambulance, then ran terrified into the shops to see the tank shred everything in its path, from restaurant tables to fire hydrants, including stalls.
The glass in the shop windows was shattering and the walls were being scraped off the sides by the slow-moving tank.
“Curse, that pig is getting away from us!” Key spat.
“Don't worry, Key, I have an idea” Judy encouraged him when she saw a button with the sign: "Turbo" on it.
As soon as Judy pressed the button, she knew she had made a terrible mistake.
CONTINUARÁ…
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