I get home after a hard day at work, the kids were hyper than usual today..."Fuck me, am knackered"I moan as I sit down at the kitchen table.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNPRK7Nc6K
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"Language Eva"Mum growls 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjXmfxsfCn
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"Sorry ma" I say sheepishly 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTZcVXa3aU
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Mum's doing a pot of scouse for tea, I love mum's scouse, so does amber, I text her252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLLgUqTfmM
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Me: "Hey, Me Mum's doing her scouse x"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXwQZmjml9
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She replies, Amber: "Fuck yes, Pleeeeease tell me she's got the tiger bread! X" 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM9cnWCQq3
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I look round for the bread..."Eh mum, did you get that bread that we like to dip in the scouse?" I ask her as she stirs the pot of scouse252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck66WM7b8s
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"Course I did, you can tell Amber that too" she grins. Mum knows me and amber love our food, especially hers.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigUfahr7fd
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Me: "Ma's got the bread, You down? X" I text Amber 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlVuG69Rd0
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Amber: "Fuck yeah, Be there in about 10mins, babe x" she texts back.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmbvpFnVCE
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"Ma...." I go to say as I look up from my phone, Mum's already got Amber's plate out already 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF6mfGwnvY
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"How did you?—I go to say, but mum doesn't say anything, she winks at me with a grin. Yeah, she knows what Amber's like...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH9NwwTWxc
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"So how was work today?" Mum asks 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k3Benw6gf
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"Yeah good, Abbie and Kieron are going up a level in reading" I say proudly thinking of them252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGAzZWCrU5
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"Aww babe, That's great news, am so proud of you" Mum says with a beaming smile252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVpaCncSIJ
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"Nah, I did nothing. I just gave them the push they needed, they did everything else" I say shrugging my shoulders252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLfwEQpxz1
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Just then our front door opens "What UP my adoptive family!" Amber shouts as she enters the house.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tW19vu9IB
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"What the fuck bitch, did you RUN here?" I tease 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgEbUs6pOU
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Amber flips me off as she sits down, mum comes over to the table where me and amber are sat at252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeAzaLBC0H
"Eva, language" she scolds me " Hey stranger," Mum says hugging Amber "Where've you been? Haven't seen you round here in ages" She asks.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItAzJsdAoZ
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"Aww, That's cos she's all LoveyDovey with Russy-Wussy aren't you babe?" I say in a teasing voice laughing at her 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6qLWa9AkT
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Amber scowls at me, As mum laughs "Well then, It seems you've caught the Lovey Wovey bug too haven't you then Eva? Cos I haven't seen your face either, Cos you're in Lovey Wovey with your Juzzy Wuzzy" Mum teases back252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPhZm1n3mX
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Amber's cackling her arse off, pointing at me "HAAAAA, Serves you right, bitch face" she whispers smugly. I flip her off, and she pulls her tongue at me.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRt6QNswlM
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She looks to mum as she stirs the pot of scouse "Oh ma you KNOW I love your scouse" Amber inhales the smell of the scouse boiling "Aaah, get in ma belly" She booms 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjA17OuiTQ
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Mum grins "I do, but then again, you love all my food, Don't you?" She laughs252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJWwuOZC06
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"That's True" Amber grins at my mum, then comes over to sit back down at the table. 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdhfI0cskF
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"So come on then woman, spill, What happened when you confronted Russ?" I say leaning in 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpP21khhEk
Amber smiles brightly, blushing red. Oh, it's gotta be good...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MKfYoAnRe
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"Come on, spill girl, Don't keep us in suspense," Mum teases as she sits down 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MwBmLNmRl
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Amber laughs "Okay, Okay— So after I left here earlier, I went straight to Russ's place and confronted him about the calls and texts from the women. I explained that I saw them call when I was trying to take a picture of myself for him. He said, and I quote "Woman, I fuckin love the fuck outta ya, but I swear, I don't know if I wanna spank that arse or kiss the fuck outta your face" She mimics Russ's voice, grinning.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFpnw5az6P
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"So, what did he go for?" Mum asks impatiently, not caring anymore that Amber swore, Amber snort laughs at mum's outburst.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf67qdLmEyp
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"God mum, what the fuck?" I laugh252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDJR84qvXI
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"Oh please, child. Don't pretend you weren't wondering the same thing," she rolls her eyes at me, 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd4jTXBe83
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I grin at her, shrugging "That's true, Sooooo?" I ask Amber impatiently.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5rD68brkF
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Amber laughs "I don't kiss and tell," She says innocently looking at her nails252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclOYuFRe4N
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"Like fuck, you don't" Me and mum shout in unison252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyeXAoghyC
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Amber cracks up laughing her arse off "Get on you two, kinky arse fuckers" she laughs smacking the table.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhvwd6uY7c
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"Just tell us will you?" I say exasperated 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeoKc36Jve
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"OKAY, OKAY—geez, The fuck girl? You wearing a thong today or something? Cos you got something up that arse" Amber says shaking her head.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmhW1musWp
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"ANYway, I let him do it ALL. My baby went all fuckin fifty shades on ME— I swear am still sore," She says as she shifts in her seat.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCaFgJcma2
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"What did he do?" Mum says eagerly 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IkAFoupbT
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"Ma, am not gonna go in detail—fuck. You've watched fifty shades haven't ya? Use your dirty mind!" Amber winks laughing.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWNC8fcW9L
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"AND," I ask 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3ySwbq9q4
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"And what?" Amber asks innocently252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kKMT1Xz39
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"What the fuck else, Amber? I know there's more" I say exasperated 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRfjE5Avx9
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"FINE!, Fuck me girl" She huffs, "He said he loved me" She adds shyly 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouTE5afdqS
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"Awwww" Mum coos, making amber blush furiously.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRMD0xPDCf
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"Really? Don't you think it's too soon?" I say in wonder 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYjyCCsxbK
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"Not when it's true love, Eva" Mum says "And by the look on our Amber's face. I'd say she's head over fucking heels for the lad. Matter fact, I'd say you are for Justin," She says seriously "But you're scared!" She adds252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtP2i2gFo1
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"What the fuck mum? Who are you, Oprah?" I scoff trying to play off her comment, but I know she's right.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k9zU2aPUZ
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"Girl, Don't play that shit with me. I've seen the way you look at Justin. YOU are in love babe, The both of you are in love, fuck me." She says looking like something has just occurred to her "My girls have gone and fallen in love, FUCK ME!" She says in shock but then shakes her head, grinning like the cat ate the cream. "Right help yourself, girls. Bread is in the bread bin, I won't be a minute...." She says as she walks out the kitchen. Me and Amber frown in confusion as mum walks to the door of the stairs.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtDsYJRKXO
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"Babe" Mum shouts up the stairs 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD92OPhEVml
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"What's up baby?" Dad shouts back252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uZiWeEFS1
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"Where's my phone? Do you know?" She replies252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ldCTRG9wg
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"Have a look in your bag, baby...." Dad shouts back252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsgOZrx8gE
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"Oh yeah!" Mum says excitedly as she runs into the living room, no doubt that's where her bag is.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkey1FIljN
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Me and Amber dish everyone's scouse out, whilst mum is looking for her phone...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZK3oESxqY
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"TEA EVERYONE!!!" I shout as I walk into the hallway. Then I hear my mum trying to talk quietly on her phone in the living room.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDtAsxg0BP
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"Barb, I shit you not, Our girls have fallen in love" Mum squeals excitedly down the phone "I know, I can't believe it either. I mean, You know what this means don't ya? FUCKING GRANDKIDS!!" She Squeals. Oh hell no! I haven't even told Justin how I feel yet and my ma is already having me popping kids out! 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlUwOE81r9
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I walk back to the kitchen where Dad, Catherine and Holly, Are all sat around the table eating their tea. Amber looks at me in confusion, I must of had a face on when I walked in, I shake my head and mouth later to her. She frowns at me again, but lets it go.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeOA6BYrLF
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"So, baby girl, How was work today?" Dad asks 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RRsPXcM3k
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"Good dad, Abbie and Kieron have gone up a level in their reading,"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxAgn5SPd5
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Dad, Amber and Catherine all say "Wow's" and "That's fab" as mum comes in with a huge grin on her face. 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda0UmF1rRE
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Dad grins as mum sits down next to him and whispers "Last time I saw that look on your face, we had mummy daddy special time" Dad growls 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPquihs2vb
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"Fucking hell dad, dya have to?" Catherine moans 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iYKmzzmeL
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"Language" Mum and Dad say in unison, Dad grins innocently at mum as she glares at him "I thought I was whispering quietly" He shrugs252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EthGfbuSy
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"We heard you from over here Pop's" Amber grimaces with a mock shudder252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGFJk1JN6Q
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Dad looks sheepishly at us "Sorry," He says looking at mum, she blushes giggling as she eats her food. 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNjdc8DuRf
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"Dad, come on, I'm trying to eat here," Catherine moans again "Can you at least hold off on the Mr Lover–Lover time, until we've finished our food please?" She says dropping her voice like Shaggy does in the song boombastic 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNpEcbm2QQ
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Me and Amber are laughing our arses off, as is Catherine. Dad's frown makes Catherine laugh even more and tells him to watch Shaggy– Boombastic and he'd know what she meant. 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA1vDMClmu
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Finishing our tea's, We head upstairs to my room "So what the fuck has ma been saying now?" 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb3HEPbOlB
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"She was on the phone to your mum," I say "I heard the word grandkids" I grimace 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjtz9JswA0
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"YUP" I agree as we walk into my room and shut the door behind me...
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