這手機八成是中毒了！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XUJXUkGfU
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQNIrXjpOc
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCQJo0ahXT
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrevgcpcri
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比方說最早的這一則：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA72IUFxm1f
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQXr5FJ39o
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASWyEtt5Ke
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9YcDuLQNZ
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATzcDTSnOP
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS41p5iKhT
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刪掉！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANG1A9DJuW
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm2Zw32Fhi
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp53FEyiUXm
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa2n8VaJVG
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNvUh44aVm
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77uKE6dyjU
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JKPAOUKMv
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPwsIDpCm3
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其它還有像...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcWd35CMkR
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiyHTtCWu8
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIznIwoTMC
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwcWFmKpuK
我沒有存款！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4C3BB2Bwk
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaNhGrS9aB
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我也沒有朋友！！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzioWz5Vq0
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEG1QsY7mn
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我更沒有女朋友！！！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70Ycu2aiiC
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8mxah6MhC
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI57UzfjHU1
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWxld7EHc1
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijbsdqruUy
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI4EDwF2Qe
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ru0OfQwap
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo6mpquom5
