這手機八成是中毒了！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm05eT9qXX
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIpjrNhcSS
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwo6yI67FR
或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL7KBhv69T
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPZTDRmnyK
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6REP4tT23k
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tzBCwu6UX
比方說最早的這一則：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8JguKyfxU
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TbMh0IjNa
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFIxP2l18b
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDF4lA9axiQ
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCgPpa0o8L
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSmNRiBxMv
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nJAWeBW05
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRhkc44paW
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvwA2ooS56
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBCqxn8SIC
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwill7c6UEW
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hxU6k94RY
刪掉！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBNHQwW3Hc
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1g3nKxH4b
還有像昨天這條簡訊...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg7NsviYN4
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlpFWXE53q
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1Tj3K0qlI
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG1eQ9JIJI
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HHeVEJgak
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC290Gd5z6N
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxwLpQv5bj
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47f13tDREC
我哪來的閒錢去網購！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dzF4r9aUR
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MdVc6i77J
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBrOyWeztk
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M2JMwLWEB
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nCh8vSsZS
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPQQXEzKT8
其它還有像...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5FXpVnR02
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7Kz3z2xuH
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8xYcEnecK
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGoHdiTnFc
呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUueZ1jgBd
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA30AL4n2JX
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOUWBVVudm
我沒有存款！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83kdLz9EHc
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNx78ZCmFo
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q7BWgId0m
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE7L8tIXTa
我也沒有朋友！！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEZlPccb2x
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXjVbqhl3M
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6odZr8LPk
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWRJhncElS
我更沒有女朋友！！！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2fT3VUK9V
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26BuXkcKbE
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17ggScyuNP
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpodBvw1IQ
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaK7YRtfCE
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvStlvh5DS
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yhAqTGFxY刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93f6EqVESR
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY08b0kxNSw
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GtQHNoF38
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAijNeuoLCV
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjAr3TMhoU
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOtqzzFxce
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbm70uL2Kxj
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI0cxxB5hT
