今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HTYDijgu1
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXFl2fDP1w
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0f3WDWYP1
「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8kQiPxnLk
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2wEWWdzSJ
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7kbnwWDyP
金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNgP12BpdS
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eD3qMvJrO
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CjEDeTSrw
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM0xaDkCHE
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4bMwpQMmU
戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV3BLg8UCn
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZZyNoPUTu
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSb7HTEAEc
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvVHnLgiOX
一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5EdTrjfvO
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05CEJAdvUk
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3ZOPI6UAW
「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMikdN9iBf9
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MBSqeMznW
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fUwfsrCJ9
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNqGuxJePu
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJb8fYyzlH
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajtqjmVICh
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENDOsRWua5
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG281S0nYvl
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF5fse2EcW
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmgBRfAoUz
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10KMdRKVzg
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKSbC95xpA
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUF2Fa4iQn
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAlWaItXNk
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xnlqQOpyx
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeFD51O5q9
創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkZQVvKoJX
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxVtuwG2v5
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3OfVX5fvS
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJvBAt7sws
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucKQdTWJfu
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXOb47fzZL
你有3則未接來電1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAwecvaI9c
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqoM7CfbO3
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljaoX7c42w
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpmvvvaePR
於是...1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccMgMvzv8p
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVChDejZQE
忍耐LV.9：1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRKDcOmucR
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABdW7Fzycx
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDrqm0wiqL
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDd3V5inSY
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRYjAWMWxI
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkk2ZDRfmS
強迫LV.6：1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcposA3euE
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOHGc6lg8h
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBN3DEGyohy
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GdfwFZ8Ac
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPWKrzW9Ed
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxicZnicRUD
觀察LV.3：1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloDmygGIxt
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUDxAslxYm
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOOrndn7Im
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNllrLW3UGW
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3I4oxPLcTK
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY4zLWojlQ
吟遊詩人LV.1：1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxQ0z1JxXP
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU4XKm60n5
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOFyWUNL5m
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n7Ob2vXTy
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0sNiYsYsz
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9vKrVNxkv
衛生紙LV.1：1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KMRIeBYhK
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOAG8bhgIE
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWx07A9bCg
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeGwEbo3ei
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz9LxzzRuW
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNMVyQ7e96
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1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YlgHvTcqR
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWYLrEryRd
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecKlp8Shr6
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLxpUHuw4Z
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6HzXs67DK
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaOy4zgyQZ
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKJNwyyrq3
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKddmw0KSDB
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sx3CyXfx8
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA94njmy0K
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NQQq58moD
電話那頭說：1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoU9VsIZlo
1252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyCxdj1dkP
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