「喲!子民,看起來還挺精神的嘛?真是太好了!」957Please respect copyright.PENANAtSm2B7C9Fo
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用輕佻語氣說話的,是動漫裡常見的那種光球,放到現實裡來的話,那就是...957Please respect copyright.PENANAOz9jrgvhZ2
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一顆很亮很亮,能夠閃瞎狗眼的大燈泡,957Please respect copyright.PENANAaDrqPlX9ic
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「那個...不知道您是哪位,不過能不能先調暗一點?」957Please respect copyright.PENANAQkscT6Jl5a
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亮到眼睛都睜不開了,這要怎麼開心的聊天?957Please respect copyright.PENANAegIyFEbCcB
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我無奈地把手擋在眼前,好聲好氣的試著央求,957Please respect copyright.PENANApJReGrceFO
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「嗨嗨!不是說亮一點比較能烘托出神聖威嚴的感覺的嘛?」957Please respect copyright.PENANATlevB150uX
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光球一邊嘀咕著,一邊慢慢的暗了下來,最後...957Please respect copyright.PENANAX6z3UHC3sL
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變成了一盞在五十元商品店裡常見的,白色塑膠球外型的廉價小夜燈。957Please respect copyright.PENANAtTiueAFhA0
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「吶!子民,你是不是在想些不禮貌的事?」957Please respect copyright.PENANAKfV8JU7czs
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「絕對沒有這種事!我只是因為...因為...不曉得該怎麼稱呼您?」957Please respect copyright.PENANAnI8AUUDDrG
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原本是白色的小夜燈,這時冒出了淡黃色的光芒,957Please respect copyright.PENANARGDz8O3IU4
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這年頭,廉價的小夜燈都有變色的功能了,就是不曉得這顏色有什麼特別的涵意?957Please respect copyright.PENANATbwNqvGKEM
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「咳!咳!」957Please respect copyright.PENANAyyPifPbJLV
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這光球說話前,還特地的咳個兩聲清清喉嚨?然後才用低沉的嗓音,斯條慢理的說道:957Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZcDWo844x
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「吾乃諸天萬界至高無上之存在,人們奉我為主,尊我為父,稱我為神...」957Please respect copyright.PENANAkA5zvD17eo
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光球越說越起勁,原本黃色的小夜燈,還一邊旋轉,一邊閃爍起七彩的光芒!957Please respect copyright.PENANArvYuz3dRDC
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「我是起始,我是終結,我乃深淵中的光明,我乃絕望中的救贖,我!@#$%^&*」957Please respect copyright.PENANASD7k19pNca
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啊啊...不光是變成七彩霓紅燈,還吃螺絲了啊。957Please respect copyright.PENANAYd2DZ47fvk
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「所以,虔誠的子民,在這神聖的一刻,我允許你稱呼我為『存在EX』!!!」957Please respect copyright.PENANANNVEOYbPsu
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「啊~原來是偉大的神明大人吶!」957Please respect copyright.PENANAGGls8wkkR3
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開什麼玩笑!另一個叫「存在X」的,可是把一個中年大叔給送到異界當幼女去了!957Please respect copyright.PENANAwhBjFrbtRa
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「是『存在EX』!」光球不滿的提出抗議,這會兒又變成了冒紅光的小夜燈。957Please respect copyright.PENANAZKW3L1VuIA
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我想這應該是危險信號的提示,但是想讓我叫你「存在EX」?你還是找下一個受害者吧!957Please respect copyright.PENANAfQfcMl5ckV
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「是是是!不知道崇高的神明大人把小的召來此處,是為了...?」957Please respect copyright.PENANA6pcRHzJHUi
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雖然明顯能感受到光球的不樂意,但唯獨改變性別這件事,堅決不能同意!957Please respect copyright.PENANALF8WtiBwMV
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這時只見小夜燈忽藍忽黃忽綠的閃了一會兒,這才慢悠悠的,壓著嗓子說道:957Please respect copyright.PENANA7Wtd40UpMy
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「虔誠的子民啊~恭喜你!獲得了前往異世界展開一場大冒險的宿命。」957Please respect copyright.PENANAoHY8LDwtK5
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「咦!有這回事嗎?」957Please respect copyright.PENANANEZIYa614v
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!957Please respect copyright.PENANA4NJPxuUmrb
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突然回想起那些不專業的詐騙簡訊,我從口袋裡翻出手機,指著螢幕。957Please respect copyright.PENANAtmmVNdzQ7B
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「啊~原來這些莫明奇妙的簡訊,是神明大人發送的啊?」957Please respect copyright.PENANAjnYz2DdYkx
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「囉嗦!這可是神明的恩賜,看清楚,底下還有...」957Please respect copyright.PENANAJeY8s7HSiz
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乍看之下是一條特粗的黑線,放大仔細一看,原來是一長串密密麻麻的小字...957Please respect copyright.PENANAHDCCwEHMaw
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「本人同意以原世界過去現在未來之所有資產為代價,換取能力前往異世界開創嶄新的未來...」957Please respect copyright.PENANAOcQr76pFck
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沒錯!這就是一則不折不扣的詐騙簡訊... 957Please respect copyright.PENANAY7390KPqC6