我和鄰居大姐姐的故事（Tier 1至3已完結/無課連載中） - 七百二十三

七百二十三

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「點算啊？」哎呀妳咪再問喇，好撚煩啊。

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我走過去是撚旦搵咗個位坐低，然後閉目沉思…

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「點算啊？點算啊？」

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唉屌，我終於忍無可忍，大聲屌撚柒Winnie︰「妳可唔可以咪撚嘈？我而家咪諗緊方法囉！一係妳自己諗飽佢嘞！屌！」

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Winnie比我咁樣一喝即刻收撚咗皮。

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應該係環境使然，換轉係平時響職場佢點可能忍受我咁撚樣寸佢？

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我突然諗起一個人。

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一個業餘偵探。

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偵探應該可以潛到入黎呢度，再開鎖啩？

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雖然又要麻煩遙遙，但呢一刻我除咗諗到搵佢幫手，我實在諗唔到第二個方法。

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我即刻由褲袋入面拎出個手提電話，然後打比佢。

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「你…你打比邊個？」Winnie問。

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「一個朋友，佢識開鎖，我想搵佢黎幫手睇下有冇得搞。」

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呢個係唯一希望…

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「喂…點啊？咁好死呢個時候打黎？」遙遙一接電話就係果種俏皮既語氣。

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同埋佢係咪都估到我無事不登三寶殿？

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「係啊，唔好意思，我有啲急事想搵妳幫手。」

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「哎呀，仲諗住你係咪打黎約我食飯添，都知你冇咁好死架喇…但我講明先，我而家入咗學堂，個人就出唔到黎幫你架喇，其他嘢就儘量幫喇。」

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「咩學堂啊？」

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「我考到警察督察啊。」

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大家唔好屌鳩遙遙住，而家呢個時間仲係2013年，果陣都仲會有正常人考督察既，而遙遙響學堂畢業之後就發生咗一連串事件，令到佢出返黎冇幾耐就對呢個部門好失望再辭職，自己開咗偵探社。

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呢段係另一個故事，葉開葉開叫我同你哋講如果有興趣既麻煩自己上Penana搵返《美女偵探和她的助手們》黎睇，入面有記載呢件事。

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「唉，咁仆街喇。」

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「我咁難得做到督察你話我仆街？」遙遙響另一邊失笑道。

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「我話我仆街啊。」

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「講黎聽聽？」

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「唉總之就碌柒喇。」我將件事講咗出黎。

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「哈你個鹹濕仔，抵你死喇！掛住睇嘢吖嗱？」遙遙笑鳩我︰「記得同秋兒報定案，話你同埋個女同事孤男寡女共處一室成晚啊！」

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「唉屌唔好笑鳩我住喇，我就係唔想留響度成晚啊，有冇計仔啊？」我趕住救命啊大姐。

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「你呢度有冇啲鐵線之類既嘢啊？」遙遙問。

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我問一問Winnie，結果佢響自己個座位上面拎咗個髮夾比我。

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「髮夾得唔得啊？」我問。

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「唔知架。」

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「唉，試下喇。」乜都要試架喇屌。

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死馬當活牛醫囉。

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「你形容下個鎖比我聽喇。」遙遙道：「啊...你等等先，我去一個冇人聽到既地方再同你傾，唔好比人話一個警察教人爆門。」

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於是我就真係響遙遙既遙距控制之下爆起鎖來。

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原本其實我都冇乜抱有期望，但唔知係咪我有做賊天份定遙遙教得好，雖然都用咗一段時間，但估唔到最後真係成功開到鎖，最後遙遙仲教埋我點樣lock返道門，等我哋一陣出去之後可以鎖返道門，扮到乜事都冇發生過一樣。

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「你爭我兩餐飯啊！」遙遙響電話另一端笑住講。

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「好，好。妳出冊果陣call我喇。」

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「你就出冊啊，你唔好拖到你同秋兒結婚果陣先請啊，到時我就直接塞報紙入利是封入面當你請我白食架喇！」

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同秋兒姐姐結婚啊...諗起都覺得甜蜜，不過真係十劃都未有一撇啊...

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「有排啊。」我哋條路仲有好長要行，好多困難要克服。

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「哼，我係提你要早啲找數啫，唔講喇，仲有嘢做。」

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「總之...唔該晒妳。」

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「請食飯啊！」

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我哋收咗線之後，我遞返個已經變晒型既髮夾比Winnie，道：「唔好意思，應該用唔返架喇。」

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Winnie接過髮夾，道：「唔緊要...」然後感歎道：「你個朋友...好犀利，只係憑一個電話，咁都可以教到你成功開鎖...」

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「係...佢真係好犀利，曾經幫過我好多...」

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「女仔黎？」Winnie問得有啲奇怪。

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「嗯。」

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「哦...」

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「咁我走先喇。」搞咗咁耐先返去，唔知劉經理會點屌柒我。

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話說啱啱開緊鎖既時候其實都已經係咁有電話入，咁我開緊鎖唔得閒聽，同遙遙收咗線之後已經見到好幾個missed calls。

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「你返去做嘢？」Winnie問。

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我笑咗一下，道︰「妳咪明知顧問喇，我哋部門個死人劉仲煩過May姐，想收工走人都起碼要返去清埋小小嘢先…係咁喇。」

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