《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxrpK98mfR

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQrFvcb337
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「答對囉！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UgjMBwt5R
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rqzFN4wez
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHl815B7E6
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「咦咦咦！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXgUkpUAQu
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpgXo46EJB
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tvvM1vIRp
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「要開始囉！一號！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7YTC3FT7c
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是三岐。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGfuiTBdFd
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoACOIa5sP
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBiFbelO5q
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeGFijtE81
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後面追著兩個人。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYQMeyfb0f
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofjansFcbr
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpxxGEThHA
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjT3Mirl5U
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我加快腳步。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQx2CI5mpn
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrl1DxxF1i
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhkdEAhD6o
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDa5Oxb4Qyd
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcPfR1TK0s
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmNbOerObg
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLl7oS5L6T
我開始默默祈禱。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87eNWJjXuf
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CuEM9RMzd
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0QwgJT2LS
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三岐走下台。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5vjtnr8yn
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPDyVlBY73
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUCblmAxWg
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWoOu3IeYN
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzppkjv1ebc
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRWJwLvlbQ
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUlWZMYAcw
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7cuclo2S5
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD9Y0g5gGv
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「五十。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ714QwL4RFF
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lgbnNWJPz
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXrfvYgVNj
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjOVzm5UkB
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWykdnJ4LwA
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpOHxpzCdF
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「因為這是背景設定。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsDtaPVcYh
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw6YddsHvV
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8T87fcw6p
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「再縮短一點。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomNQnnTzKn
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2QcQIT6L8
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「再短一點。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKUO9YXbHZ
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlwTqhIRZw
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYobsALcUeE
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hvlPnsQkV
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「世債哈樓。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRogXujzNb
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgedAK8gey7
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHV4nCsQBj
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6Yyjxmebu
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「請把酒放回桌上。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡln2nDkJHIf
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNecLqimzA
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTAUe3XqB3
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6vlliIosg
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSFBXFVb2y
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI08JFsuMXn
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4Vrz6Fg48
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmr7PqmkBX
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d3n8xQKI9
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTNzrocsVK
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpawgmKgIAz
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYk4IqhQ6w
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「貓公爵是什麼？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozAhLY57VZ
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7w6JtJcy7
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK5O5Ncjse
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnkggng5JM
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3B5FWeuLS
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cLqZ5nJLz
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BxkJqDnjm
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「三等於八。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeZ3jQCsdV
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfEcygxgcX
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTqqcQj3Dd
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3S2nYGdW5
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF2NRJ1m1O
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFguVTUny4l
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJO1bWTdRa
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你們這群小王八蛋。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTlMIBXgN2
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ptfbRUWJF
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqteFWF6mk
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ4kBY0fD2
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahUhx3PbL1
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN33P8mDjx
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE8UAXcKp5
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUJzdHfe4v
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI1wbtoIjV
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk6OsvHpMG
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT19I5zeZz
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「廢話！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtLf0LjhYI
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2VH9foOv9
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbtmJIp3Qo
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「三等於八等於五十。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lWKATyjbd
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5bZUq6fdf
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnkUwFouHR
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySKyvZkJYL
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7yWagdhB8
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mPMhLeoB3
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVQgYJxfj4
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2oBhj9Ehk
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVJs7TlELL
這時，小女孩───」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvYb2f4XHo
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEgrYyF6GU
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFc071ZKuM
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxsLCRE7YT
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVfkAhzb3e
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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhj9ZGz344
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19m4Tii8nv
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當日結果：240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTv1d8sfPVG
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難得沒有事件發生。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrrnNHPjbZ
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柳困依然單身。

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