Yo whaddup
So I'd have to say today's been a pretty weird day. Even though it's only midday. Which is unusual.
It started off like any other exam day: shedding soul tears as you eat your breakfast, sleep deprived and ready to embrace your bowl of Special K like a nutritious, complete breakfast pillow.
Of course, during the 3 hour history exam, I fall asleep sitting up, pen still in my hand, and no one notices for about a half an hour.
On my way home, however, weaving and stumbling along the sidewalk in my half-asleep state, I find a rather odd treasure. It's a stick... but the bottom part of it is coated in a dry cement, making it look like a handle. I have finally found my Harry Potter wand, and it fits perfectly! Or rather, the wand chooses the wizard right?
So now I have company on my walk home from school, lazily placing one foot in front of the other, waving around my new wizard wand mumbling "swish and flick" under my breath, my hair, already a bed-inspired mess, blowing back in the wind like an inglorious mane. Lo and behold, on my path, I fond the perfect addition to my wizarding wardrobe: a wizard's hat! And this isn't any ordinary magical millinery, no, this is a bright orange, heavy-duty rubber pointed hat! Why someone would leave such a precious article lying on the side of the road next to a disgusting ditch is beyond me!
Now completely satisfied, I don my garbs and hike haphazardly the rest of the way home. Just some kid in a black hoodie, wearing a bright road cone on his head, hair obscuring his entire face, waving around a cemented stick and giggling uncontrollably.
Once I reach my garage gate, I cannot pass up the opportunity of a lifetime. After pressing the remote button, I assume my most commanding stance, point my wand confidently at the screeching, jittering metal gate and chant: "Expecto Patronum!"
Now all that's left is to demonstrate my offensive magic!686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKdEXM9ij2
Should someone ask me to demonstrate, I simply show them my superb swish and flick technique. It's all in the wrist, you see, and you really have to flick when you shot "Wingardium Leviosa!" and find a stick magically lodged in your target's eye socket.686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDrMtEk37C
"It's Wingardium LeviOHsa," I'd say, in my snootiest British accent, correcting the poor fellow's abhorrent technique, "not Wingardium LeviosAAAAARGH!"686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J1mY6ewPn
So was today a weird day? Yes. Could the weirdness be avoided? No. Because I'm weird. 686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCEfkcJINC
But, despite whatever woes and worries may be plaguing the mind of a seventeen-year-old, I have to admit it was a pretty damn good day.686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuyrCd5wwC
