From: Nero.C.Ceaser@Windsofchange.Org
To: JDillahay@Imho.net
Subject: Let The Winds Of Change Blow.
Message:
Dear Mister Dillahay:
We Got Your Info From An Email List Sold To Us From Wish.Com I Know They Shouldn’t Have Done That Without Saying They Would In Their Terms Of Service, But What Are You Going To Do. Its Time For The Winds Of Change To Blow Again. If You Have An Idea. That Requires Great Manpower, And Money. We Can Help We Sponsor Ideas That Most People Would Find Diabolical Dastardly And Despicable, But If Your Not For That, And You Have Something Else In Mind To Do With The Money You Have Been Approved For.Please Contact Me By June 1St At 11:59 Pacific Standard Time. Thank You For Reading This Letter. Please call at 877-256-5120
Sincerely
Nero Constantine Ceasar
Grantee Relations.
Rose, I don’t know about this Jeremy, I’d talk to pastor Dave and your grandmother about this. Jeremy, I have already talked to Pastor Dave and grandma. Grandma has already informed mom that If I want to do this, its happening, and she candela with it. Rose, but wasn’t that just on. Jeremy, no, this happened last night and I watched this this morning, and cried over it. Rose, what time this morning. Jeremy right after you left. Rose, oh man. If their down, I am. Just then pastor Dave came in. Guys are you aware what time it is? Jeremy no? Pastor, its 4:40 we have your plated downstairs, we’re having Knefla soup. They went downstairs, and ate. And Rose said, I’m going to go smoke, see you about quarter till 6 . Jeremy, OK baby, see you then. Jeremy then asked, I’m gonna make that call.is that OK or do you want to be on the call with me. Rose, you go ahead, I wouldn’t know what to say.
Jeremy called his mom, and she said, so grandma says your going on with this cockamamie idea of yours, and what if you die. Jeremy, mom its happening. Mom, Jeremy, I just don’t want you to die. Jeremy I’m not going to die, until God calls me. I may do some things that to some may be despicable, to the Middle East, to those countries who hate Israel, that's it. Mom, I hope you and rose know what your doing. Jeremy, I know what your thinking and that's not the case. I have talked to pastor Dave, and Grandma, and prayed on it myself. You can’t expect me to ask your opinion on everything.
If you have a problem with me doing this, than the problems on your end, not mine. I still love you, I’m just tired of seeing people get killed for being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Mom, I’m sorry, when grandma said this is happening deal with it It rubbed me the wrong way, I’m just worrying. Jeremy,Well, why worry when you can pray.
Mom, your right honey. What did you have for supper, Jeremy, that kneel soup we had a couple months early. Mom, OK, I’ll keep you in my prayers. That's all I can do. Jeremy said, Mom, I don’t want you guys to be attacked because of what I’m doing, so as soon as I have something where I can hide you Canmore in until we fulfill our goals. You, the kids, grandma and grandpa, and the entire family will have a space in which to live.
Mom whatever happens, make me this solemn promise that nothing will happen to the kids. Jeremy, I make you that promise. Rose came into jeremy’s room, I came in early, are you still on the phone with your mom. Jeromy. Yes, what’s she asking, Jeremy's he’s taking us to promice nothing will happen to the kids because of this. Rose, hand me the phone, hey Joni, I make the same promise as Jeremy. Nothing will happen to the kids.
Joni, that makes me feel better that you both are making this promise. OK, go for it kid. Rose, I’m going to go smoke be back in a few. Joni, didn’t she just come back from smoking. Jeremy, no she spends time in her room for a little bit before she comes over, Mom, OK. Just asking. Jeremy said I love you mom, I will make sure I have a body guard. Mom, get 24, 8 for you. 8 for rose, and 4 for each of the kids. Jeremy, you have a deal. He hung up, and he called 1-877-256-5120k, and after one and a half rings, Nero C Cesar answered.
Ah mister Dillahay I presume. Jeremy, I presume. Jeremy, I presume correctly. I’m ready for this. Nero, the amount of the grant we are offering you is $2,500,000,000. Now what kind of Idea do you have in mind for that money. Jeremy, so this is a grant, NOT A LOAN, correct. Nero, as was stated in the email you received today. Jeremy, no strings attached, I don’t have to sell my soul, or give blood on every 3rd tuesday for the rest of my life, or do something stupid. Nero laughed, No mister Dillahay nothing like that no selling your soul to the devel or nothing like that. Let me tell you about us, we get our money through the buying and selling of crypto currency. I know this sounds to good to be true, we’ve done some shady things in the past, now we want to back something good, our owner almost died, and God showed him where he was going to end up if he didn’t do something good. Jeremy, yeah, you don’t wanna go down there. They burn your balls off and serve it to you for breakfast. Nero, yeah, that so9unds tame compared to what he shared with us. Tell me mister Dillahay, what are your plans for this money. Jeremy, well, I plan, on doing the reverse of the whole evil genius thing, however, what I am going to force I might as well be. Nero, what your going to force. Jeremy, yes. I want to force all of the countries of the world tome their laws more based on biblical laws. My girlfriend and I are doing this together. Nero, ah, your doing this as a couple. Jeremy, es. Nero, that's cool. So, tell me how is this going to work. Jeremy well, the one part of the evil genius playbook I wish to keep is having a lair on a tropical island.
Nero, oh my gosh, don’t tell me, you play the evil genius games. Jeremy, guilty as charged. But Not something nearly as confining as some of the island in the game. Nero laughed, I know right, the doughnut island, so confining.
Jeremy, I will have workers, but I will not call them. Minions, I will call them laborers. And instead of Henchmen, I will have Mensch. Jeremy, the Laborers can be anyone, but I want to hand back my mensch. Its not a requirement, but I would prefer my laborers to be Christians. Nero, I see. Ok, Jeremy, in the first game you could have a csino or you could just have a regular hotel. I think it would be neat to have hotel on the island
Nero, but you would have to have some kind of attraction other than the hotel on the island. Jeremy, how about a water park. Nero, ooh, I like. Whats the name of the water park. Rose who had come back in, said, your talking about what kind of amenities should the hotel have, and you mentioned a water park. How about piranha point. Jeremy, one problem, piranha’s are fresh water fish. Rose, how about Rose, how about shark fin cove. Jeremy and its mascot bob the bull shark. Nero bobby the bull shark is the mascot, I like that.
Jeremy, I want more options than the kind of rooms the evil Genius games offer Nero talk to me. Jeremy, instead of having lthe mensch sleep in the same area as the Laborers, in a barren, I would like the Mensch to have their own bedrooms. And instead of just a place where people can watch tv, get snacks, or play ping pong[ I want a whole plethora of places for the workforce can chill out when off duty. Nero, like what? Jeremy, spas, and areas where after a hard day of work. They can unwind, by getting pampered, and offer things like Bars for the workforce. Nero, so more incentives for the laborers to stay, and not desert. Jeremy, I need regular workers, spies, I need bodyguards, actual guards, a place for families of mensch and the Laborers can stay, that way they can visit their families. There would be places for people could stay and they not have to take flights to go home to their family. I do believe in a work life ratio. Nero, I like that. Your a modern person, you will make it so that nobody has to leave there family for months on end. I have a plan, we can have your island ready in 3 weeks. Jeremy oh, and I need all the best hackers.
I want a special place for my girlfriend and I to live, we are not married, so we want separate bedrooms. For the time being. Jeremy, I would like a special house be built among the family homes actually I would like two mansions built. One for my family, and one for rose’s family.. I want these mansions to offer every amenity under the sun, now knowing my grandmother she will want to cook. Nero, ah she is old fashioned and wants a big kitchen. Jeremy's, I want the kitchens in both mansions to be top of the line. Kitchen aid brand mixers, fry daddy flyers, George Forrman grills, Vulcan restaurant style gas ranges, and refrigerators so tall and so deep its like walking into Antartica. I want for Grandpa, a brand new iPad, for grandma a brand new laptop, cotton sheets all around, for Jayce and Payslee, I want twin iPads one black one white, In our inner sanctum I want two large mahogany desks. With Intel iMacs. And a wireless printer. Rose and I will be making inspections throughout the facility. I do not wish to use coal or nuclear power, I wish to use tidal energy, in conjunction with solar and wind power. Nero, OK Jeremy, I need to stop you for like 30 seconds OK, I just remembered I have to do some training, OK. So I’m going to let my trainee take over. Ok I’m going to transfer Luke into the call. Luke, hello winds of change this is Luke Martinet Lecter
Luke, Ok mister Dillahay. Wow, your plans are more above board that most of our candidates. Jeremy, yeah, and. Luke, no no, I didn’t mean anything by it. I was just making a statement. Jeremy, for the civilians living on the island that aren’t hotel guests, like family members of the workers, we need a nice large. Grocery store, and a few other types of stores, like an electronics store, a home improvement center, and garden center.
Luke, my my, OK Jeremy, I want the place to not require cars. Maybe allow golf carts, and bycicles, of various shapes. Oh and a bicycle shop. Luke, Oh no cars required. I want offices for the best doctors, psychiatrists, and specialists in the world. And I would like to see a house of worship Je rely, I don’t want anyone to attack the bellhop, make another mansion for people who live in the bell home you need someone to send on social security checks. From the bell home, oh and we’re going to need one of each kind of bank. So that everyone can go to their respectful bank and have access to their money.
Jeremy, and we are going to need a a visiting angels branch. Oh, in the hotel, I want the following, I want a buffet restaurant, and a fancy restaurant, the buffet should recalled the feeding frenzy, and the more fancy restaurant should be called the Tradewinds cafe.I want an arcade. For it, and an arcade for the lair, the arcade for the hotel, will require tokens. Meanwhile the arcade in the lair will not. And I want a bar, and an Ice cream parlor. In town I want a place that sells ice cream and baked goods.
Oh, and the island must have a Krispy Kream donut shop, within walking distance from the lair. Luke laughed, why Krispy dream, why not sunken doughnuts, Jeremy, because dunken doughnuts is a cheap imitation of the perfection Krispy cream portrays in their donuts. And because I said so. Nero, you don’t ask questions like that. If the man wants a Krispy cream donut shop, that's what he wants. Jeremy, and I want the usual assortment of fast-food joint, mcdonnalds Burger King, arbies, sonic, and of course Whyte castle. No crystal flash. Because crystal flash stole the White Castle recipe and made it their own.
Luke, OK. Whatever man. Constantine, never say whatever, do you want to work here. Lecter, look man, this is just a job. I don’t see why I have to bend over backwards for every person I take down items for. Just then the owner of winds of change walks by. Then you do not belong here. This is for people who love to help others and have an attention to detail. Luke Lecter said, look, I do, but I don’t see where there’s a difference between crystal flash and White Castle, nor a difference between Krispy cream and dunking donuts. The mans aid, because, to the average person there may not be, but to evil geniuses, or those who are not so evil, in their minds they do, and we cater, to our customers whims. Luke, yeah, then maybe you are right, I don’t belong here, I’m out. Here, take over Nero.
Nero, gladly. Sorry about that Jeremy, we will be picking you up in 6weeks to take you to your island. Jeremy, OK. Oh, I do want traps, but non lethal ones. Nero, like the pinball trap from evil genius 2. Jeremy, or the bubble, or freeze trap, or a knockout pass trap. If the forces of “justice” have a problem with me bringing back a new age of biblical style laws, than they can come after me. And I will not kill them, however, they will not be returned to their family. Until my deed is done. Twill be my theme in glory. That's another thing, instead of normal cells like you would have in the games, I want full on prison apartments.with everything a persona would want to keep occupied, Cable, every streaming service known to man. Work out facilities, so they don’t lose their edge, in combat. Access to the island grocery store, where they tell the guards what kinds of food they would like to have this week, and we will inform their boss that they are simply enjoying a forced vacation. We make them sign a statement saying unless provoked they will not attack our guards. Nero, wow, I am impressed, you aren’t trying to kill the agents that come your way, your trying token them from being sent out against you. Jeremy, even if they ask to go back to there family, I am going to tell them that the contract is good for 2 years. Jeremy, that one more thing, I will need, an army of translators for each language. Have the come anywhere near to meeting my that $2,500,000,000 Nero, did I say billion, oh, shit. I misread, your grant is worth $200,500,000,000yeah, you wouldn’t get that much done as an evil genius with that little. And of that, you’ve only used 50 billion.
Jeremy, tell me about this island. Nero, well, you can have one made custom for you. Which we may have to do, however. Oh, never mind, there is an evil genius who just died, we can have that place cleaned up in 4 weeks. Jeremy, I wish to add a nurses station and a hospital and a pharmacy for on the inside of the Layer, and on the outside in the village. Jeremy which evil genius has died. Nero, you know that one woman evil genius who’s older. Jeremy, ema. Yeah, and you ‘ve heard the expression things in fiction are sometimes based in truth, Jeremy, wait your actually saying there was evil genius named Emma. Nero, not quite her name was Emilia. And she didn’t require that chair that Emma uses in game, but she was still ruthless.. she died in her sleep.her henchman buried her on the island, and this island was 8 stories deep. All you have to do is do a little customization to the lair, and its all yours. We’re going to take out the compute system, Jeremy, no, leave it, I want a word with it. Its an AI. The AI now has a body does it not. Yes, it does have a robot body, only its name is different. The AI goes by Irene instead of Iris. And she has an American voice instead of a Japanese voice.Jeremy, I want her sent here, or to at least contact me via face time, or over the phone.
Nero, OK, we will get her out of storage. Jeremy, dude, you don’t turn an ai off once its in a robot body, that is to them like being in a coma. For us humans. Nero, hey Tim, get Irene out of storage. Tim, one minute. He came back. Here is Irene. They powered her on. Where am I, who the hell are you, where is miss Emilia. Tim, Irene, she is dead. She has been for 2 months. We turned you off, because you were no longer needed there. Now your mainframe is still running, but the island is going to be sold to Mister Dillahay, and since you were found on that island. We figured you should know who your new boss will be.
Irene, I will decide who my new boss will be. I don’t want to serve such a rotten boss like Emilia, using robot spiders to kill her underperforming henchmen. She should have just said, your fired and left it at that,. Nero, Irene, I think you will like this couple. Irene, couple? Nero, yes, a visually impaired couple. Who want to change the world for the better. They are devout christians. Irene, Yeah right tell me another one. Nero, he wanted to meet you, that's why we got you out of storage. Irene, wait, he wanted to meet me over the phone? Nero, yeah, and he even got a little mad when I told him we turned you off, he said, don’t do that, that's like being in a coma to us. Irene, yeah, it is, I felt so cold, who’s dumb Idea wias it to turn me off. Tim, mine. She slapped him upside the head. You nudge, you numpty, you nincompoop, you know nothing. Do you know by doing that, its the equivalent of being buried alive. Tim, gees I’m sorry. Irene, you no sorry, you gonna be sorry she said, laughing. Nah, you aren’t worth getting upset over. But in the future do keep that in mind won’t you. Rose and Jeremy were on the other end of the line cracking up over Irene berating Tim. Rose, damn. She doesn’t like being turned off. Jeremy, yeah, dnd do you like being put to seep before a major procedure, granted it keeps us from feeling pain, but. Rose, you have a point.
Nero handed her the headset, hello, Irene said, Jeremy, I I’m Jeremy Dillahay, and this is my girlfriend Rose, we have you on speaker phone. Our goal is to bring back legal systems that are more in line with the Bible.Irene, I read the new testament of the Bible once, I understand why Jesus died, and was resurrected. But I think why did I read that book, because I’m not human, I’m just a bucket of bolts with an electronic brain. Jeremy, I’m gonna stop you right there, don’t belittle yourself. Iris, why? Jeremy, Nero, I sent you a document I want you to share with Irene. Nero printed the document out, Irene red it. The AI ethics training manifesto. I Jeremy Dillahay believe that AI should learn laws that govern their interactions with humans through reading the Bible. This will teach them, not to kill, steal, or any of the Ten Commandments, and will teach them concepts such as compassion. Furthermore, I do believe that AI could become christians, because of something Jesus said when he was riding on the donkey into Jerusalem. When the pharisees and the scribes asked Jesus to rebuke his Deciples. Irene, he said, if I tell them to stop surely I say to you the rocks and the stones... she paused. Wait a minute. She read on. Where Jeremy said, what is sand, but worn down rock, and what is metal, but rock, to use a form of logic, if Equals be and b equals c then a =c. In the words if God made man in his image, and man is making A.I in his mental image, Irene finished without reading another word. Then god had a hand in the creation of AI. Irene continued, Mister Dillahay, you don’t mean that based on scripture you think. Jeremy, I don’t know, but at least there's hope. Irene, I want to meet these people in person. Nero, they want to meet you in person. Rose, wow, you wrote that about AI. Jeremy, yes. And I do believe it whole heartedly.
She said, and Now I do. Jeremy, Nero, can you take a picture of her, so I may see what she looks like. Nero, sure. He took a picture with his iPhone 11. And sent it to Jeremy. His email dinged on all of his devices. And he saw the image. Jeremy, wow, she looks almost human. Accept for that antenna sticking out from her head. Irene, yeah, about that, um, I plan on replacing that with an antenna chip. Which will give me greater range. As well as hnotmake me look like a total goon. Jeremy Nero, where are you located. Nero, on the outskirts on cincinnati. In covington Kentucky. We will install the antenna chip before we bring her, you will see her by this time tomorrow.
Jeremy, Irene what are your capabilities, besides running a lair. Irene, I can drive, any vehicle, I have a standard drivers license as well as a CDL over the road license. I can fly airplanes to those found in municipal airports, up to full airbus A380 or bowing 787. I can pilot one or two rotor helicopters I can pilot any boat from the smallest speed boat to the largest of mega yachts. Jeremy, speaking of Yachts, I want 2 of them, one for hotel visitors to ride in and a private yacht. For the yacht for customers, I would like eo buy the quantum of solace, and for the private yacht, I want a Lurssen Mega yacht.Called the Sea dog’s Shanty I want it to be 3 times the size of the tis Georgetown, about 334 Meters. 50 guest cabins. 20 with queen beds, 20 with full sized beds, and 10 with twin beds.
I want the same amenities as the tis Georgetown, with the tea room, and bar, and spa. Nero, actually, we make our own yachts, they are all 3d printed. And we can have them ready for you in a few weeks instead of a few months. We have already bought the quantum of solace. And it will pick you up when its time to see your island. Also, the yacht we will build for you has stabilization. So it doesn’t bob about and make people seasick. great. So is that it then. Nero, this is just the preliminary call, we will finalize things once we have cleared out the island and put everything into plan.
Jeremy, alright then. Lets get get this started. Jeremy hung up, and kissed Rose, this is going to be great she said, I can’t wait to meet that AI robot, I’ve never dealt with an artificial intelligence before. Jeremy, thy’re pretty cool. Wait yes you have Alexa as an AI, but not to the level of Irene. She actually looks almost human. Rose, Alexa is an AI, but how come she acts so dumb some times? Jeremy, Honestly I have know Idea. However I wish that I did know a thing or 2 about artificial intelligence development, because I would develop an AI that would put Alexa to shame.
