Van仔新居入伙差唔多兩星期，通知我早幾日部電視機已經安裝好，我叮囑佢呢個只係我小小心意，祝佢同Gigi日後生活美滿，佢亦都無須俾Gigi知道係我送嘅禮物。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6xlSggn3P
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上星期Gigi招呼佢班同事去佢新居天台燒烤，佢哋有十個人包括埋老闆娘分兩枱打麻雀，van仔同Gigi邀請出席嘅女同事中，其中一個無落場打，van仔話俾我知佢大多數時間都喺佢哋旁邊斟茶遞水。
不過佢好幸運，無打麻雀個女同事幾好傾，兩個好快就傾得幾埋。
喺van仔嘅字典，傾得埋，即係佢哋互相對對方都有興趣，我同佢何常唔係由大家傾得埋開始，van仔鐘意追女仔嘅天性，仼何人都難以改變佢。
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晚晚坐喺電腦面前發呆，既然唔知點寫，白白花時間，倒不如先從第一日認識van仔開始寫起，同佢嘅交往事無大小寫晒落嚟，然後再睇吓有無需要做刪減又或者補充嘅地方。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y2Kgnmuez
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方針定咗落嚟，一切就變得容易，我一邊將van仔手記做藍本，一邊加入van仔當時唔知而無描述到嘅嘢，再加上我自己當時嘅感受。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61A8UL8fnZ
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我將呢件事當成我係我當前急務，只要有時間，就坐低執筆，唔夠三個星期，初稿已經寫好，剩落嚟只係刪改功夫。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx6kKI7fQA
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我可以形容自己係一隻待宰羔羊，等待令人焦慮，擔心George睇完我嘅懺悔後，唔知會有咩反應，每日同佢通電話，雖然有講有笑好開心，但係唔知大家嘅笑聲，會唔會隨住佢知道我嘅過往而終止。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnZ11btFoX
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越接近起行日子，心情越緊張，好想將自白嘅soft copy email俾佢睇，就算結果係喜係悲，咩都好，都可以早啲了結，但係George講過佢一定要紙本，唔可以以電子方式傳遞。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdtid78J01
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我相信佢有原因，但係我唔知道佢用意。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPEX1mZ7FD
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喺我思潮起伏嘅時候，手機震起嚟，就算唔睇來電顯示，大致上都估到係咩人打嚟。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOJJ2WiEFd
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自從陪van仔睇樓，個物業代理誤會咗我同van仔新婚而搵新居，當時我無刻意否認，乘機要求佢向業主傾減租。
村屋單位已經承租咗，之後佢就不停俾電話我，向我推銷樓盤。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7ElSvHGDl
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我問佢點解唔打電話俾van仔，個代理話最初兩三次都有打，不過每次都俾van仔用操口鬧，鬧到佢唔收線都唔得，鬧得幾次，物對代理以後唔敢再騷擾佢，推銷對象轉向我。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NDULaaLAm
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我明白個代理都係想做生意，俾人係咁鬧，的確一啲唔好受，所以佢打俾我，我都唔忍心粗聲粗氣對佢，甚至cut佢線。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPhaTdoIj0
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我坦白同佢講我無需要租樓或者買樓，但係佢都唔心息，叫我幫手遊說吓van仔，話將租樓嘅錢，用嚟供樓仲著數。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDnPbAaKXe
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如是者幾次，我唯有同佢講van仔唔係我老公。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33RcOajLYa
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我上次呃咗佢，以為佢知道真相 一定好嬲，點知佢反為好開心咁。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuKqO9Pkka
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之後，佢打電話嚟向我推介仲頻密咗，而且每次都差唔多同一個時間打嚟，好似報時咁。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVdjYW90bW
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“哈哈，今次又有咩好介紹呀？”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRXPKkEQ7P
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來電顯示真係呢個物業代理。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hdB3mPKGh
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“哈哈，樓盤好多呀，不過你似乎無乜興趣。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOrGU7oqdr
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“你知我無興趣，你仲俾電話我，我怕嘥咗你時間。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hmANhVTl1
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“我哋做代理，唔會覺得係嘥時間囉，如果個客講一聲無興趣，我哋就唔再聯絡人哋，咁永遠都介紹唔到好嘢俾人。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEiDIl0NwZ
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比如你先生追求你嗰陣，你話唔出街，佢就放棄，咁，今日佢唔會娶到你囉。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINeRzhwh2T
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“哈哈，上次同你講咗，佢唔係我先生咯。”
“我知，我梗係唔係講佢，我講緊你真正嘅老公！”
“喂，我末結婚㗎，乜我似好老咩？！我單身，同屋企人住，所以未有需要買樓。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom3JpvZqni
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“哈哈，你咁好條件，一定大把人追啦，所以嘛，而加無需要啫，日後結婚就需要啦！”
“哈哈，咁都係我日後嘅老公買啫，我唔需要買囉！”
“我明，不過你可以自己買多一層，可以用嚟投資，又有租收，樓價又會升，雙重收益！”
“我對樓宇認識唔多，又無錢買。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIyEFjjTBD
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“唔識唔緊要，我帶你去睇吓樓盤，慢慢向你介紹，而且單位有大有細，暫時資金唔係咁充裕，買個細細哋嘅，日後慢慢樓換樓。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZUzHk7jvD
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“不過，我真係無需要嘛！”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ74c5kb4D
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“唔緊要啦，你出嚟睇吓樓先，或者會遇到一個你未想過會咁喜歡嘅單位呢，到時我出盡力代你向業主爭取一個最筍嘅價錢。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpPL1UOeAh
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上次我都同你哋爭取到減咗千幾蚊，呢個幾乎係無可能任務，不過你咁靚女，又好人，我一定會做到你要求嘅，出嚟啦！”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1XyryZ5on
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呢個代理真係好落力，我唔夠佢講，有啲心軟，諗吓日後George都有機會換樓，而加開始認識吓個樓市，未必係壞事。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tD9NF0yOJ
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“咁你俾時間我考慮吓，我過兩個星期去旅行，返嚟先啦。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAbRBC7Oqt
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我想拖延住佢。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCANTGHgF4
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“哦～咁呀⋯⋯不如你去旅行前出嚟一次先，唔啱嘅，你返嚟再帶你睇過第二啲單位。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSu6sd2hco
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佢知道我有一段時間唔喺度，仲更加著急。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYbDyYE5MD
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“嗯⋯⋯”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ253dVrV6yS
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佢迫到我唔知點應付。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQYoZYdBn8
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“一於係咁啦，聽日幾點得吖？”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYoAPHCWzA
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“嗯⋯⋯不如遲啲先啦”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIC58K5pBS
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“聽日啦，俾個機會我為你服務啦，7點？一於7點，你嚟我鋪頭，我等你！”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA8faqLagJ
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“咁⋯⋯”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3K8h5a0Hz
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“一於咁安排啦，聽日見！”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3xGD2g3Rh
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呢個代理好難應付，我唯有應承佢。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBcgra0Cuo
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第二日忙咗一日，到放工時候，諗緊去唔去睇樓好，自己明明無咁既需要，如果唔去，又好似好無口齒，兼夾要人哋白等，橫掂個自白書已經攪好晒，不妨行一趟，應酬個代理一次就算。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhUuV3NhPZ
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個代理真係帶咗我去睇三個唔同大細，唔同樓齡，唔同類型嘅單位，佢知道我無心買樓，所以無詳細講個價錢，只係略略提吓。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMYUlbyRhG
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“細C小姐，不如坐低一陣同你介紹吓而加嘅地產行情吖。”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3I0Czsd5n9
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睇完晒之後，代理仲帶咗我去一個連鎖咖啡店。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuduFWaqFEh
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佢講咗好多佢對樓市點睇，大致上都係講到前景一片樂觀，佢見講得太多，我吸收唔到，就同我講吓跟住啲時事呀，娛樂新聞呢類輕鬆話題，中間仲夾雜講咗好多佢嘅背景呀，喜好呀，諸如此類嘅嘢俾我知。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q85OsGs3o
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間中又問吓我有咩嗜好，喜歡啲咩活動呀咁，直情唔係代理同客人，而係兩個新相識嘅朋友交談咁。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODJLEquPOT
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好彩呢個代理口齒伶俐，說話好風趣，相比我反應就慢好多，成曰俾佢牽住走，俾佢引導到我回答咗好多佢想知嘅問題。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR72UBDpDb
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“上次呀，你呃得我好慘呀，我為咗同你哋爭取減租，同個業主講到牙血都出埋呀！”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNbHpkF8oc
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個代理講番佢點代我同van仔講減租，個過程真係好艱難。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUawNSAlz4
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“哈哈，咁真係多謝你呀！”272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1DAkuKI5h
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“你個朋友真係要請我食餐飯呀，一張兩年租約，同佢慳咗三萬幾，不過我咁同佢講，一定俾佢用粗口鬧匀我全家，哈哈，都係追你請我容易好多！”
“佢真係咁惡對你？哈哈⋯⋯”
Van仔有幾火爆，我當然知啦，不過真係好奇想知佢鬧咗個經紀幾耐啫。
“細C，同你熟絡咗，你又咁好傾，我先老實同你講吖，不過你唔好嬲，唔好怪我，更加唔好講番俾嗰位先生知。”
“咩事呀？”
“第一次見面，以為你哋係夫妻，我幾失望呀，心諗點解佢咁幸福，娶到一個咁靚，又咁溫柔嘅老婆，同時又替你不值，覺得你點解咁唔好彩嫁俾個咁普通嘅人！”
“哈哈，你仲嬲我呃你？哈哈。”
“無嬲你，點會吖，你咁好人，只不過覺得佢一定積咗好多福，否則無可能，打一句，間一句，我都會話佢無可能娶到你，哈哈，而加證明我眼光係啱啦！”
代理俾van仔鬧到不似人形，對佢印象差到無可形容係可以理解，但係事實上van仔唔係差成咁。
“佢火爆啲之外，其他方面都唔差嘅！”
我為van仔平寃。
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到我出發旅行中間兩星期，呢個代理每隔一兩日就俾電話我，話有好樓盤，約我去睇，耐不耐又追我代van仔請佢食餐飯，每次遊說完我買樓，都總會花啲時間同我講一陣閒偈。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMDBB4wOuA
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喺充滿期待而又帶啲焦慮嘅兩三星期，個物業代理為我平淡生活加上咗少少點綴。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq39bRJjgfP
