Technically NOT a story written by me.493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyKBR9PZT1
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkPoz3bCws
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA14gQpUbVJ
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIrqdy5MT8
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWm3FGd60r
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZC6R2VpPF
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvlRG6wxoq
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakADPBLOQx
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNETyJvRFi
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJ3mTja5GL
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatP7Iuodpm
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzBOVxWm10
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArTruDUz0e
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K1jYFP610
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1XKYioZNw
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5tWq82ST3
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6ZrOa9BQa
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzopnmcq8dT
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1Bl4MjbKN
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoDCH6wTEl
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPk0e6tBqN
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtSF7sD3z8
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVMpCoYPh0
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPOfYyJOZK
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1KEDQEW3t
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHg2hNpyUm
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OzoyxTD1U
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7EE2LLFVX
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssjPFYIioU
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJVNjC4kXz
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOzN73F7y7
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9tObQXO01
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGFOfMyaji
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz3qh2qlVa
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGjAcVHueh
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpLV0UznYm
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeMzzcLGjS
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiMIWmW4iC
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnxoUTEzc6
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxnU7NZSUf
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyinE7MgD3Z
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnDjYyOYPD
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQWeHiwDux
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDwTFrcAUS
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcdi38GqEJ
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNp1u3FfRr
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCtzmtJNLd
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAuzoRu2IZ
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UB5vRNNpa
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZjinsY2Kv
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 493Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SMo4eJ9Ja
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
