Technically NOT a story written by me.494Please respect copyright.PENANAClCvLSlXyU
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.494Please respect copyright.PENANAjJzc5MCus6
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.494Please respect copyright.PENANA3eODxFSm3h
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 494Please respect copyright.PENANAtDE9r2nwwL
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 494Please respect copyright.PENANAK85YeteUqP
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 494Please respect copyright.PENANAMjkcugsPp1
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 494Please respect copyright.PENANANH8QArilE1
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAXSUP0RhtrK
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 494Please respect copyright.PENANAvtQsbOitl3
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 494Please respect copyright.PENANApIsuI4D3zp
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAghq528pCj8
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAGbVGYyGEAM
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 494Please respect copyright.PENANAjWPMgWNKoJ
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 494Please respect copyright.PENANA4HEIRIvUis
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 494Please respect copyright.PENANAvnKv6HqDzZ
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAMroohi3ZyB
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAVwRBdhjy7H
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 494Please respect copyright.PENANARkZZLsKFY0
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 494Please respect copyright.PENANAQewiIJPq4S
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 494Please respect copyright.PENANAtH69ajxSeZ
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAbdMOJ90R3C
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 494Please respect copyright.PENANA7lslbPShRM
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 494Please respect copyright.PENANARBkzg5xfnL
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 494Please respect copyright.PENANAnSGy07DQgH
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 494Please respect copyright.PENANACwP14XXagA
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 494Please respect copyright.PENANA9AQvlOmV8Y
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 494Please respect copyright.PENANA5c9xTW6bt2
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAodgAfOEcbY
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAPPlNPpzOSC
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 494Please respect copyright.PENANA6JBWLOjAVL
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 494Please respect copyright.PENANA6wC9FKvy7t
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 494Please respect copyright.PENANA0Jee3mop2m
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 494Please respect copyright.PENANAHPpjolcalK
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 494Please respect copyright.PENANAUX0Wf0KHb6
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 494Please respect copyright.PENANACg59hizWlT
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAwGFISKPZzv
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 494Please respect copyright.PENANARextPRNI6y
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 494Please respect copyright.PENANATd1PPXBaOz
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 494Please respect copyright.PENANAeT28hJ4cLD
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 494Please respect copyright.PENANAEsgX9Ulusy
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 494Please respect copyright.PENANAvQ0wIuYP3u
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 494Please respect copyright.PENANA916lKonChk
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAdQtYxgJMfz
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 494Please respect copyright.PENANAujmf9G6M3R
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAi41Epm9vZd
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 494Please respect copyright.PENANATKM5rGZ2nF
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 494Please respect copyright.PENANAlN8i1bW2FY
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAFBsDX8sbE2
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 494Please respect copyright.PENANAoYwm0YBowL
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 494Please respect copyright.PENANAygzqxKeRmd
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 494Please respect copyright.PENANAlohC91KFjt
Tobex: I have never heard about it.