● 無厘頭、創角、惡搞崩壞有，隨意寫。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPbBeWm16B
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLTl8LEEZW
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ370zHpmEtr
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5F9Ct59Zz
喵喵在幾天前說想試試原世界的包餃子，我們就乾脆在學校內部找了個較沒人使用的大廳，讓參加者自行帶想吃的餃子餡來。因為之前有提醒他們要帶能吃的食物來，所以我想應該沒問題吧。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv8qzQdQhY
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoilyhM5tK5
－－豈料我錯估了火星人的餃子餡程度。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6KtkMh3rW
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE13u5eRyE
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1aYj49zJb
「學弟，你們不是要包那個什麼『腳子』嗎？」阿利一臉有過相關經驗、很理所當然地對我說：「上次我去原世界出任務，剛好有看到有很多人在包腳子。不過我沒想到竟然是那麼巨大的一顆腳子呢，今天我怕料不夠，還跟戴洛去獵了一隻腳最粗壯的山豬來－－」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA47KxHa4W
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQflARGAYVA
阿利學長你到底看到什麼！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80cT1rLBKb
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVy2DXx9Cn
當他跟戴洛兩人合力扛出一隻兩、三人那般高的大山豬，我震驚了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KLHFBja7K
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdZNc6WC4q
才拿起杯子就口的呈予學姊瞪大眼睛差點噴茶，手捂住嘴咳了又咳，指著那隻山豬拼命咳嗽。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ09STma0T
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD6uKpPQPP
是說阿利學長你該不會看到哪邊的台灣鄉親在挑戰金氏世界紀錄吧！做全世界最大的餃子之類的！！！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV7ArKBDBu
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bFsoaIKas
「啊，喵喵有帶巧克力喔！」無視這邊的混亂，喵喵很開心的舉手，「喵喵想做巧克力餃子！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk4Q4ryuoZ
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwj9QDOvl7g
「喵喵，餃子比較沒有人吃甜的。」 28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwMfJgLT3c
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqAH8GkY2Q
庚學姊很委婉的開口。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuMUX7Sasj
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCb3xFZEKd
「可是原世界的湯圓不是鹹甜都有嗎？」喵喵很認真地發出疑問，於是庚學姊沉默了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHygMhvSL9
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLCbwW4YVP
「……我有帶飯團。」似乎是有備而來，身邊放著一籃飯團的萊恩一手拿飯團一手拿水餃皮準備包水餃，然後發現包不進去後一秒變身沉聲喝道：「為什麼水餃皮只有一種大小！這根本是歧視飯團！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt6LMBOfhB
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJrrOrmXpw
因為沒有人會包飯團進去！！！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR76H3n05b
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97ESZTzBoM
我原本想跟萊恩這麼說，但看到他認真的眼神我只能建議他把飯團捏成小塊放進去。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWeLl7Apml
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyfJ6ZX1Xo
「喔喔、我有帶咕雞喔！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno7gkdr4AV
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKL8dRivVo
雷多很高興的舉起一個籠子，裡頭大概有十幾隻我之前看過的小咕雞。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWJ9kjGWXR
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDYTz6XDaZ
「應該有人沒吃過吧？只要對著牠們喊一下牠們就會變大－－」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR78NdGWcsw
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EwBTmlOZP
「雷多、住手！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKt6CjJsmr
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbbz3Rpa3P
發現自家兄弟想幹什麼的雅多立刻喝止試圖阻止可能有的混亂後果，但雷多早已現寶似地把嘴巴湊在籠子旁邊大叫，讓咕雞也跟著嚇得大叫。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpBrlqeit1
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMokoFdY4Yl
「咕－－－－－－－－－！！！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUpfmm2xF1
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpP0LO1kXm
……我一秒看見氣球漲破。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAOWrWXwJ6
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjmMVRExNU
不對、正確來說，是籠子被膨脹好幾倍的數隻咕雞撐破。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrCSapKj1R
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzJ8AHWA3u
那群咕雞馬上咕咕咕地像顆球一樣地滾落地面到處橫衝直撞，整間大廳馬上充滿了咯咯咯咕咕咕的咕雞叫聲，還有絨毛在亂飛。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnF4F2jAON
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptyYeHU8aZ
像是看著一齣非常荒唐但又偏偏身在其中的喜劇……我從來沒想過在學校還得負責抓雞。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWaIpKJ19F
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSp8IISXwB
「抓雞啊！！！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz26o8AQMHt
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiIMKWPee7
見獵心喜的西瑞很有氣勢地一腳踏在桌子上發了聲喊，然後被學姊一把打下桌。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRVGJEltzP
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Im9OQJ9As
「不要把腳踩在桌子上，要放食物的。」面對五色雞的發難，學姊很冷靜地說，然後扔了張冰符凍住一隻咕雞。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkteUnyYlKB
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNrYxFzqIy
「妳把牠凍住了是要怎麼吃烤雞！」五色雞頭立刻抗議，然後爪一揮，這樣竟也一手一隻。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnKdTqL48T
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRkVG311Q7
「活的會動的肉－－！！！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzmrPlAva6
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XrtkBMYwa
被帶過來的小亭看到滿廳巨大化後的咕雞衝來衝去，整隻興奮得加了十倍速度、甚至閃過夏碎學長阻止的手將嘴巴張到最大就對準一隻咕雞蓋過去。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlyChBuhAc
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLFr76GDXm
「小亭！住手－－」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaUIzu52dE
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdeLBAsXK2
那隻雞原本在閃躲千冬歲的弓箭，躲過第一箭後我聽到牠很得意地叫了聲，然後在下一秒被小亭整個吞吃掉。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWHveyJIvN
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi11tJB9WOJ
……我猜牠到死前還不知道那個黑洞究竟是怎麼憑空產生的。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGkXfPHw24
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekaRXR2bhm
看到這種場面的學長一臉青筋連話都不想說的樣子，結果卻有一隻不知道被誰斷頭的咕雞拋頭顱灑熱血地亂飛飛到他面前，讓學長一秒彈指『轟！』地一聲讓牠變烤雞。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqOmuVvsut
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPaFuSn4gr
「學長……其實那是餃子餡。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z086iwFRQ
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlVuzwk3Ip
原本今天的菜單中原本沒有烤雞的。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9Q6rBySr5
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbiN5TGEjz
但是再這樣下去我懷疑我們今天只能吃烤雞！！！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsW1LX0WU0O
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrO51hEnyZe
「有種你就自己抓不要傻在那邊！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHfaeBLdCj
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNjQI766dX
「知、知道了。」我叫出幻武兵器，然後努力瞄準一隻正在亂跑亂跳亂叫的咕雞，發射。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0UrrpVrk5
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMvm2787kK
一個熟悉的王水泡泡。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mjBROwkly
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZCy9QFiq6
「不對啊啊啊我不是要用這個！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszQGCyiECi
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltuwmCV1An
平常不都是子彈型態嗎！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAIemmcn1C
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z85xTG5IS
『容我提醒您，烤雞不適合吃太多，尤其是您在昨天深夜吃掉三塊蛋糕的情況下，膽固醇易攝取過量－－』28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTzZLgyI57
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz65aTwAqjZ
腦中響起淡淡聲音，但我只覺得有時幻武兵器太熟悉自己的日常作息真不是件好事。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe50Glm0zB
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE1LcCrxpN
米納斯妳什麼時候還兼任我的營養師了！而且我只吃三片！三片！！！ 28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxotifAufIT
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhvKlJC4F1
「漾～」五色雞拎著一個只殘留肉屑的咕雞骨架給我看，「你是想做雞骨湯嗎？但是你竟然都把肉給溶掉！應該要把肉留給本大爺啊！！！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheOsVb2HYg
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9lY8vgvKp
誰跟你做雞骨湯啊！！！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqKua1uKzF
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVlfX0k280
「這隻也不能吃了。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbdDTNSxBJ
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAV6WTEm3qx
五色雞頭一臉可惜地把骨架扔進垃圾桶，同時我還看見裡面有焦黑的成灰的被爆掉的不明物體。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk4Bafd5Q4
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK9I8DqVyV
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h5cxaKzOW
這樣超級混亂的一個下午過去，處理完咕雞（還有那隻巨大山豬）包了餃子，好多人直接就在大廳睡死過去，連我也不小心睡著。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZRR4hdZuw
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMExAyigpX
等我醒來後，只看到桌子上的大鍋咕嘟嘟地冒著黑泡。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HfJs7kryO
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr9mgYo43O
……等等、為什麼湯是黑色的！通常煮完餃子的湯不都是白色的嗎！！！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViSjeyTRfR
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQsdOkvqo2
早就醒來在煮餃子的大家好像覺得沒什麼不對的聚在鍋子旁邊，一人撈了一碗就這麼吃了起來。我膽戰心驚地接過夏碎學長遞過來的碗，小心翼翼地挑了顆顏色比較正常的餃子，咬下。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE22Z8bO0TL
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsX6I5E9Um
『嘎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊－－－－－－－－－－！！！！』28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAKenpnOfQ
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8sn7Ygyhk
一秒那悽厲的叫喊整個貫穿我耳朵。 28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbutpZ3fm8j
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM2D2Ox5hv
靠、誰把蘋果包下去的！！！ 28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN48qG2vIoP
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5fDRV3wqv
「學弟，你那顆餃子大概沒熟，通常熟掉的蘋果是不會叫的。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ506cTSIuWL
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcTmPVOXF9
阿利笑著跟我說，但是有人會特地把蘋果拿去燙熟嗎！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhww5bACzqs
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt4xJrkdUC
像是延續剛才包餃子的混亂，有人咬到一整隻帶殼龍蝦、有人咬到巧克力、也有人是咬到一整隻山豬蹄－－這根本不是餃子了吧！！！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwloit0GZo
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61oh67af9z
我突然覺得自己咬到萊恩包的飯團水餃可能還好一些。像呈予學姊，她才一口咬下水餃，就微妙地停住了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjHMjb78KW
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4StrqUqk7
「…………這是什麼？」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HLs1nwfNA
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld05Um47If
「喔，被學姊吃到了嗎？那是我去特地找來的食材，據說很補的。像是－－」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Yk7gy0zOw
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcXcIEiUYq
千冬歲瞄了一眼，順口報出他到底去哪裡找餃子餡。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdy4zn44nh
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgNlirOmCg
「很補的什麼？」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcBsmtA1kW
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYKltUVOss
我跟著湊過去看，只覺得那半顆怎麼看怎麼像……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYsTrylcOE
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KagSuQjQJ
「奇里尼山喀伊阿額特牛的眼睛。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEm9Dk1n9JM
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4HAlITCRb
「……………………」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmsh63L58A
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU75Hx4YiOG
學姊整個凝固住，跟碗裡的半顆眼睛互瞪，接著在千冬歲滿意的目光下機械似地咀嚼吃光光。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHVFZ0adOi
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6U0cD7dUE
旁邊的夏碎學長露出非常同情的眼神，然後撈餃子的動作更加小心了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4KImHVwDe
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJVW9c40Cm
……我懷疑他把透視使用在這方面。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDwDzNwfEq
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzWhqddiY7
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaIWUCYvdR
據說呈予學姊回去後臥病三天，接著用很長的一段時間仔仔細細地寫了一本《如何正確認識原世界》的書，推出後造成守世界的搶購熱潮不斷再刷。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkmUuvr2NV
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEOEG1v9Wt
此是後話。
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOzka2qrxu
28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30HS3YjSKB
20110409
