我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAWluMkO8QKp
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」226Please respect copyright.PENANA57KIF0o72I
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」226Please respect copyright.PENANALneX14zppX
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAgXKDq3Vzpy
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAPpQ4Z3bo4K
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」226Please respect copyright.PENANATjWoa8aYF3
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」226Please respect copyright.PENANA7WQ0X0sXvd
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAFvOhiuVhHG
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAHvHPASyuPx
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAhHCze3upSm
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAlCmkbFOmwI
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老闆:「我會喎!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAJXWyx6V0sb
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」226Please respect copyright.PENANASvAEdGZEE6
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAAVwdZUani9
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAhxe7DgnsBe
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAH4n3e7PQtn
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」226Please respect copyright.PENANAWMhmdxBfwP
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAXovsKVqKvg
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAxEjacfq2bB
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAP4KbpyqLO9
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」226Please respect copyright.PENANASqXvZZFEKc
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAdaPe01P2zS
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAfyt3vUxKEX
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAAa8XJxyaAP
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAJveWFFWk7j
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」226Please respect copyright.PENANATOY1z8Tc6F
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAqHDN4i5zaV
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」226Please respect copyright.PENANAYQiw5Sji9e
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAeutnSTnxnE
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」226Please respect copyright.PENANA5sHdL4y969
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」226Please respect copyright.PENANALdzJd8foKc
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」226Please respect copyright.PENANArVYSxUP8F7
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAZUvYiF2Sxh
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」226Please respect copyright.PENANA3EmzKJP85h
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」226Please respect copyright.PENANANydOGoF2k9
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」226Please respect copyright.PENANAlg5pI9kzHf
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAuRUJJZ8U5D
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAyIUfdhg9XF
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAEOaWcULCcr
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAAbWvsr7hmJ
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」226Please respect copyright.PENANA6uIjolvYjK
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」226Please respect copyright.PENANA8E2GqymzQx
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAY5refkH41v
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAe2wva4UdOE
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAF21syQiZnt
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAUyQYp1CWlT
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」226Please respect copyright.PENANA0BOZfSMSOO
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」226Please respect copyright.PENANA2yBwtQbxDI
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我:「係靈活。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAMFtkHQl1XK
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAeyqOGVXvG0
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」226Please respect copyright.PENANADMAPOaRJX6
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」226Please respect copyright.PENANA1rP8ERCkva
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAK6cP3J2CzL
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAInDFVqkPHe
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAeJeTJalbHK
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」226Please respect copyright.PENANA4bayS9cEkW
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」226Please respect copyright.PENANADaEpVBVdVG
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAzrb7TUoUyN
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAUEoWyvkRhb
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAaj3J5A6DZZ
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAi8el9mm1HU
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAf7kKtfUR2I
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」226Please respect copyright.PENANARqnhTyAQcW
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAmkKDxh3IeS
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAOcLoGLtRWg
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」226Please respect copyright.PENANATWpLIFe50S
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAjKqRGvcv3q
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」226Please respect copyright.PENANAb4i8XCbf3t
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」226Please respect copyright.PENANA1VZXgkXSE2
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」226Please respect copyright.PENANA0GO1znJZY2
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楚翹:「流~德華。」226Please respect copyright.PENANANKaoY47T4x
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAOpqiTMgmpx
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」226Please respect copyright.PENANArDSxEZovBf
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAj5xD0SwNw9
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」226Please respect copyright.PENANA0672fNy0RE
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」226Please respect copyright.PENANAvUVnDND4ev
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAewyM6p1oMm
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」226Please respect copyright.PENANA24UvyAZsQ0
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAAxcemrSrNq
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」226Please respect copyright.PENANAhLGAVZLJFo
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我:「牛津囉!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAUYpExreYWq
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」226Please respect copyright.PENANARlXoKnPOgw
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1UpRlJJTf
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAg8WwTG6hGR
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAYqzbFRyiiz
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAxIS959to7P
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」226Please respect copyright.PENANA2Q4JXGDsUu
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」226Please respect copyright.PENANATudUexOPYV
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAuCw5cx7YLa
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(待續 To be continued)