我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAAMBi5t4mNA
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAWpGAF1erPM
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAols0hXSAnX
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAf6iXTWGjVr
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAdEPePtsADa
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAzRSfcXSo9V
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAmUbdWeLfY6
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAAxuM2Ip0Qi
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAEAvmWqX3bX
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAlNYA8gsiJ5
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA95zcGEQbyi
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老闆:「我會喎!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAM0kLs3IA8L
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAEGsnsDwTYa
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAqr6GpSORjF
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAjmESOc1Zgk
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」195Please respect copyright.PENANArIZ3HQq8Jt
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAIO0IxcIsTz
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAqdc9AZlyGv
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAIfAIgDhIGm
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」195Please respect copyright.PENANATt8GJzEim5
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」195Please respect copyright.PENANA7eFfhvmhTA
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAzwVjgdIrxs
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAc1RARDCwVx
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAcF1oCoy8zI
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAEZTXDGwJQc
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAL03KIC0th1
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAVnLWD1pk8s
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAL85ZfcYqro
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAbsIB08rNdr
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAbsJmYLk4Jw
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAW0jTGxeEtN
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAS7RKpAtBhi
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA3OZUiKcjP5
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」195Please respect copyright.PENANA3y9ctAXIEu
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAsaiHXgKmhb
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」195Please respect copyright.PENANA2tUUR7WHcG
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA9eJHoNGtUo
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAlRKCHqW3QK
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAymu6jw1xXN
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」195Please respect copyright.PENANA1kPhDgXIoD
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAHKtjyBNNkS
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAReNgpCt0Ld
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAKBR5mIXbzy
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」195Please respect copyright.PENANApBbZb1AtZ3
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAytMpfaTHyk
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAUFIReR3je3
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAddKJ2NCVD0
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAqa9Osa8Zc5
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我:「係靈活。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAO9kgiXeSTO
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAj9TEwjHbrS
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANABD1TV7SFey
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAar24SqWrjL
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」195Please respect copyright.PENANALTvCvKgP5X
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」195Please respect copyright.PENANABe5xSGHHOX
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAqQAEHIawNk
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」195Please respect copyright.PENANATG0opEgvgj
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」195Please respect copyright.PENANATJef3g7PMg
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAx361SdqoqS
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」195Please respect copyright.PENANASc6dMOazo9
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAF9XuY2N0yS
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAJozoVAAFLc
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAW8KZYqUoc1
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAXkuSgvUW53
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAskc7faIlpG
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAyNC7xbK3wl
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAefYnp4cy26
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」195Please respect copyright.PENANADDtyVLYMlu
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAxFm8ewJkvI
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAUGSQhNcQqu
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAN2prglcPWc
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楚翹:「流~德華。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAYkOnR31vVv
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAWx9JAQKO25
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」195Please respect copyright.PENANA8wLyuwlkdD
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAwbfwkwU6Jp
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAX7tCk0SWqr
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAEZf56ZyUxD
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」195Please respect copyright.PENANALHePfG8ga3
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAfjTwsGnSv0
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAhNfU8WSAQA
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAdCadVGEoaV
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我:「牛津囉!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAyLjUOwss89
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAIfw5nvCFJV
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA6SMAIznaHS
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAFESDH1Qoa2
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」195Please respect copyright.PENANA416Jmr7IXv
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」195Please respect copyright.PENANAw0aBqAm10M
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAGYrqhSo8E2
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAr6bGTPs5J5
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA1dx4JDUk8B
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(待續 To be continued)