我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDDbEY1FZl
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRaDqYlXj3
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6mixnrAdh
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQuf7H7lzW
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbRp8sC9Md
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDybR7LaCJI
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7OjKxXuK9
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgae8x5G7C
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJOivvG3yy
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd6YX5PSFD
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RITbFvHuD
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老闆：「我會喎！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRi099Ecfr
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT7rvHdbnr
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbo0r0TeCB
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrj4eYDxfd
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv29RecXrh0
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXnbmxwjYy
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5yULyOoIk
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2nK5EMggN
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9PWMQ6kSD
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIxgjfrjQw
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCo6Ah0wfV
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdikuBz2Ez
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD57s9RUpN
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM7HuXUauf
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs3tXjGWjq
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aYwJqMlvO
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjONmrdM6w
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqUZ8NS9Ee
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyLXFxxOxd
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fkR7jrvan
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrNjkfcoum
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXY893KMk3
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncnLgwSeHu
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUuRqOLfSJ
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo1mtvCoDI
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsyOmoW5V2
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmmMOLrYVh
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q2mN5wCGg
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl1p1WGQtU
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtse3yPLw9
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSkOB9h4NK
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdyBmAI0hk
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUiOFmvRtW
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我：「係靈活。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjewdAbazWc
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu6zaTeerk
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGPaJdFZuF
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tz4P4Nnqt
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLCsy2v9N3
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD8iGt02vJ
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C2VzRwKrh
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8e8ng6z2C
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4XS6t0reC
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GHummn5NC
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktfQ1zpasu
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPib4rVMjh
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9qLJJcqKg
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6VTXd0Khw
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKc2sYtLYNa
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」225Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkT0LHsLAC
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