我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAhjEiLdjoPL
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANA1bId33wTcJ
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAGvKBlcFtEz
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAlX6ojExnta
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAFpfjRde1lA
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAusnq6WefzS
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAbFwXI3sAvz
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAYG76h4OcH9
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAyNcTAPyo8y
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAfOHCZg28Qi
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAQh1rcGxWzM
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老闆:「我會喎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAvIWKEcZOPY
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAV92FaklNxe
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAETg66Ysfdl
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAeO2ZQDXgkd
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAMiYJHI5pzB
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAlHO5kFRV7Z
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAEEMBUAad8A
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAn87Gc6Xrmq
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAT2Orc7akca
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAjQgm6hk9Bj
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAIJDxMOE7J8
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」194Please respect copyright.PENANApRHmhCFfJ1
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAAsfYVNGUO8
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAPuwV0DIdvH
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAdMJ0GexRER
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAQYlkyUQpnM
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAHc6FWkAUfs
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAXgoyYufLV5
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANApgGkQNk0sa
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」194Please respect copyright.PENANA0wLbJDneAP
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」194Please respect copyright.PENANA8i18gEuBV9
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAiZLdTXD9HY
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAlo6hfF9lvJ
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAqnJcrUVyGm
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAFqCoidaqXM
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」194Please respect copyright.PENANA23PUfbGBKI
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAOONgpoFK8C
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」194Please respect copyright.PENANADWWKUtaFWq
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAJFbveMslEP
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAQXdVqyflu1
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANArZ9WkB3q4B
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAg8bOzeh957
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAOxiJArb4qG
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAgND7vI6Cc7
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAa5m8LZGnyn
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」194Please respect copyright.PENANArHFxuv7XjD
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」194Please respect copyright.PENANA8hGuXgZIVb
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我:「係靈活。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAGsDi3mWJrD
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAn3JyupQ2Eo
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAEwKjO9tJOQ
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAF6HTxndf4l
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAJYVd3yinW2
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAgcr1l1wk34
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAEYVnocoOIT
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAirmOdGh5xK
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANA81L7HFEHpa
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANADOpAOdcENP
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」194Please respect copyright.PENANA9Hk3wI7IyF
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAlA3ggtWg0B
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAtwEbJQCQ1Q
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAfLqby0H87w
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAYXwKsIVjlp
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAuGQrnzCFDV
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAljx4pRQIr9
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAoggogFWice
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANASPqCKfdvyQ
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAlQVLNdEoVp
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAbbLZOGXLvs
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」194Please respect copyright.PENANADA99FxamO9
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楚翹:「流~德華。」194Please respect copyright.PENANATnjLYb8JBh
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAjozNFZ8k91
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAFuaOdu4yU3
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」194Please respect copyright.PENANA8I3XSwe5s9
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAApV0VHoVRf
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAg6NtHjNbD3
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」194Please respect copyright.PENANApaS6jyFC2P
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAx38HUNTDVM
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7I61q07A5
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAgBeiFkhOrO
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我:「牛津囉!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAhBa8wjxnPp
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAbnE2SUdpgx
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAgAMydVaCWk
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAQcdJwZ4ZJJ
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」194Please respect copyright.PENANALzFV5UczWw
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8eUXszQsb
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAguKfwKzFxv
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAKXm1vl7hTp
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」194Please respect copyright.PENANArQxaReA50I
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(待續 To be continued)