阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SGkwTSa4a
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmzUUfcRWo
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我：「好兄弟。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUgSE94Bcd
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhU0qq5FBH
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ybBvSrVET
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpVGSJxQuB
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oTdpMhEwO
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVQkFObhmy
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我：「洗埋先準走。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs12IYxOXeG
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnVVxZNy9P
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7a4QwEInT
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKbjsH6Dza
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoCXilPfzY
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTolvM7sIY
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirG1cW7tiO
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cTHUmKFhV
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKAMctvXKi
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE8mhNd1kt
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EVmsSETpF
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq3J2axmO2
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkjW5nw9Pz
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZZlgZyDYX
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD84fXJapBb
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNj47aqYg4
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD73aWB3lHn
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我：「你係咪未死過。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEF9uUtiKz
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfmRdPdccs
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我：「擰轉身。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GQ3pRzKxl
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希逸：「做咩先。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1KAJjuxJo
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我：「你轉咗先。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLcDvX4Qg5
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFntb504NJ9
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH24uVOyoPi
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpImolzu6qH
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnx7Z8RIFJ
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7vijtNNBt
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwf6nIGjXHU
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPu8VVgvrA
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWxoDq3GKH
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YHrnid6Vy
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a2bqzDHlE
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhXv2kGuzb
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLnmW1OSGt
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZdLkNJKMZ
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYKkyS5pyg
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfWd1hHwgK
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwNkamNtST
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQpEAJKfTj
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZAcZtWxRV
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMRi0JXyPp
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUZyJG6noc
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWG23Gbche
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurT4nCC3M1
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE8OY7SxfQ
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan9VsyRxYn
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV0qONgQ2H
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqGdtWFKRq
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlS5iGDqXM
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqixNDA2j14
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFoTsNO3YE
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9goxyFLOY
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGEN06sOGJ
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHtg3c2le8
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFNzGmyqLQ
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOsoCuDMZw
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFlxQ9sNBp
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kCfeZ39YS
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnzK1bDEXF
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IaYgyalU1
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIszDxwvnD
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWCKl4xDRt
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOxwJjet15
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1RvGeNaif
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprhzt8gN2M
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku8OyVj1np
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMOdiNa98A
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROG2m4hed8
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楚翹：「除非咩？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiaTfRQAae
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kETPNxx6g
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoKG4EMcsu
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希逸：「大嫂好！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fnokOkPtl
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8T4cVz6qG
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6xzQq7z4Z
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPMYEVAKvR
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8QPVSvUaF
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UmqR7grNS
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSNZh1GbeI
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f4fof1GZX
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