阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLzfweDPaW
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavLEYMHOIC
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUezEAnKuz1
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我：「好兄弟。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz9mRopJaF
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeA8kmJGDf
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC7gmhMaBW
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRGjvMrLcA
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51pnMkHsaL
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAgsvGRCBX
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我：「洗埋先準走。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWAD9M1zZu
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaPbOl4okL
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcbe1t8ESI
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ci9A7v1sW
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriBZTdH5ec
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVIYB0WRqZ
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWeGqbO7Gq
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u5fl0mZol
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNtkz33pBx
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBZnplMMmS
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ5W8KrAfu
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl66aZSacKl
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC3ZTcqFR4
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMoOWWBlDI
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5N9KaaPuB
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuvniZRBNE
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuj7dcBt2J
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我：「你係咪未死過。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05cQ42EXj6
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMTm43aNYK
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我：「擰轉身。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL5tvsgDyK
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希逸：「做咩先。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOaewRIJs3
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我：「你轉咗先。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD85O7nVwra
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSihXLWiaM
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaLkyOmJUg
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZJTZ71sxk
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKjNSznovb
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2yA4opQwM
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12QJomp7Hu
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4OVyMSDvD
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML8WXqMqlf
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CQ4ad2Zhw
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipnmZZQPKp
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSXcYxHKaa
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir011TJsqi
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi92uR8Hds
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiMywSplMW
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSUcGS37og
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqKXbeC7Gt
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIKkO7gLPP
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz8HMlrMWp
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeE2ZR1Aft
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXi4CJK4mK
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEakNwjEAh
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznoEWROu3w
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDzTrL3qzv
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNlLfnFX08
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwxoq6xtUJ
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BQbuNDiPU
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9WmH6sWGv
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthpJEyQ2rM
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdolLmfQA7r
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmWtpwizLW
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NaLMZS4kX
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK4VpGLAm3
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcV9uZMyMU
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV44KAwj65Z
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYcIiiKCzY
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpB1q6CAyo
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0RKhdLn20
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL690Y7aaq
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdeR36pQwW
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqzq7EciGv
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy83XFBqbPM
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH010T9tON
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDW3o0AHqk
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdPfKzF4VR
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LNfNIgSAQ
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy7Rq77xem
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7z6KTPk5r
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49G4TRJvFP
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaBSoP0mux
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ56ZAALC9B
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xQg4FJzFx
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpi9jtAu17
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楚翹：「除非咩？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjM5NyzRtc
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFq77r2KEa
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKTBTXokCZ
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1fltfuqaD
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希逸：「大嫂好！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsnZOUFJJB
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGyX7o9y1z
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQdCtWLU9r
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8YF9tHG7z
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I0MiHpswo
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgoaCoupUg
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR61k4xbPvW
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgW38noyA5
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQTqmauD5b
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D25HET832
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（待續 To be continued）242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTsVBq82Pf
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