阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg7SzUliz8
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiIF2xxrEe
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7JIfVS1y4
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我：「好兄弟。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd72fSmTuoJ
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCu3k8bjRQ
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgOj1JSjlu
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81iLTEKQmC
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUEbuycTug
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kDb5licmi
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我：「洗埋先準走。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gOIOkISxb
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTHXdT3qH2
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpejYdQ5UZI
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVoZbfyDcu
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSR7y5SFLJ
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibQaHylOdJ
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWu6lrX1KI
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe0U3OnuR6
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbePjxW0cUH
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WukoUG10F
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTEJMHovl3
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MvY7pMxvb
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTPmlPPjZV
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9otsCysrNi
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4JD8iNI4S
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMmAT03Tgj
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HHZBYvNm2
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我：「你係咪未死過。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqqGduXiqT
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmKumIXwuA
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我：「擰轉身。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY049yqRXE
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希逸：「做咩先。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB92thleP9
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我：「你轉咗先。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVAPSATbPf
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAzbJpBqGk
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlHWdKuZLX
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG4KnbwnbB
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8b3IX3b1s
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWs3oASkTS
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQn4pDMWEJ
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug9y7Olc0L
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvzWvLJEqG
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL952TdgNn
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd03Ei1JLD
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTso7ekPpp
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrahLjdfX9R
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnxr0E7YTO
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKamyO37rp
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3p4ockGMl
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADLmuQg7Qj
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4k7UKnoMs
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGO5v24eiH
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3jKIUWYuG
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROU0nG9Ysi
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8noIoLM08s
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNttkJbtVX
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHMpHgfhZO
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndEgFfyoHN
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCHViMyTpp
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCqnUuEqWW
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOaIDHId3F
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oBMv49GaP
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv9epTydwJ
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlVuIpHlw2
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Db02bX0Z3
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94R5gyRjjQ
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW7yUW1tTK
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTrkpdg88n
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm5FyAinCK
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfhgpsATxm
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOZe8rL4KL
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49ubpy7W4G
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9KZVedGvr
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BpWK2vS7V
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWBpgu5IZk
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqyU4oUBrc
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQEgydvOdB
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zss16DJOf
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkXMJgZ8I8
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI77klkZLyF
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvytcCRG9NM
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe3APUvV8P
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U5orDtRuH
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z7W1O28lJ
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcClULY3QMU
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6qxwaHf2v
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楚翹：「除非咩？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMP5aDFb1t
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVAbFy7X9k
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9rHo4i1Cz
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OnxARWUmN
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希逸：「大嫂好！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1TcdwbCwb
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sQ99pMizX
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOJPsLi4gz
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJZWpcYnwT
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh12Qopy9pQ
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFyZdb8QYF
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vriJq25O0
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJljDaXeh6
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaJKGNdaqy
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIayLB2n53f
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