我:「起身喇!夠鐘返工喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAEBvIrUimVX
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楚翹:「係嘅BB!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAelQxAcMhrQ
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我:「咦!你今日靚咗喎。」211Please respect copyright.PENANADH8vH6WEmb
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楚翹:「咩叫今日靚咗!即係之前唔靚啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAHsRocrdNsG
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我:「我嘅意思係今日靚過之前,我咁講其實係有原因㗎。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAi5rOzo5wp8
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楚翹:「係咩吖!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAsF829Xo0EP
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我:「你估下。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAz4YefLStNp
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楚翹:「因為呢度好食好住?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAvXvIZYBDqg
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我:「呢度梗係冇你之前咁好食好住啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAezqynnUV5U
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楚翹:「唔估吖!你開估啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA3pU8g1UpQI
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我:「你有冇聽過一個道理?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAgjJiwKphvp
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楚翹:「咩道理?」211Please respect copyright.PENANACv03ggDGfw
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我:「近朱者赤,近墨者黑。」211Please respect copyright.PENANACrEBMheGrs
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楚翹:「你條茂利係咪想講因為我黐住你呢個所謂「靚仔」嘅人所以靚女咗?」211Please respect copyright.PENANABnaJhrh2oz
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我:「你真係聰明嘅啫!你而家日日跟住我,梗係越嚟越靚啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA7nj2Jr4X7I
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楚翹:「你真係核突佬嚟!咁嘅屎橋都俾你諗到。」211Please respect copyright.PENANApxKCOVEfNu
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我;「屎橋佬配屎婆,掂晒!簡直係金童玉女啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAModCrG9JHZ
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楚翹:「屎你條毛,我就梗係唔係屎婆啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAY8BReMuwaA
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我:「你係屎婆。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAqxzhCqjMlk
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楚翹:「我俾多次機會你,我係咩?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAst05Alkqno
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我:「屎婆!屎婆!屎婆!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAHM55MeFK1Z
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楚翹:「食屎啦你!嬲吖!」211Please respect copyright.PENANABSPV6W3P9r
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我:「你大人咁有大量,又點會嬲我呢?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAfH1CtW0gn9
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楚翹:「收皮啦你!本小姐係就係咁小氣㗎喇!你今晚做廳長啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAtkumS3r4sQ
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我:「唔好意思,今晚要返工吖!同埋屋企有客房,唔驚。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAPgev5fD2WT
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楚翹:「我要瞓你間房吖!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA5xf8AVcUzD
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我:「我間房香啲咩?你唔同阿妹瞓,冇人同阿妹瞓㗎喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAugprEOePgx
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楚翹:「佢有希逸啦!唔使理佢啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA46G79YNUFh
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我:「我間房淨係容納屎婆咋喎。」211Please respect copyright.PENANA7NGH1FHzzY
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楚翹:「哎!咁我難為啲!做住屎婆先啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAJCBCM1trU1
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我:「咩風將顏家大小姐吹到變屎婆吖?」211Please respect copyright.PENANA75ZOAmR7Bl
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!要同屎佬瞓,自己都要同化咗先。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAANv8BEU6Yy
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我:「都話你係屎婆㗎啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA98cWbbY41c
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楚翹:「係喇!屎佬彥!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAiaob9ovSOy
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我:「我哋刷牙、換衫執埋嘢就走喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAkAgdC8OlwZ
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楚翹:「咁早?我哋返7點喎。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAF2sUt2M6Dv
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我:「而家已經五點半喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAl3PsNANLtV
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楚翹:「乜咁晏㗎喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAnbeMcqWVpF
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我:「係吖!我哋玩完Outlast 2 都已經今朝7點啦!天都光晒喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAJHhLgWD6mU
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楚翹:「咁我哋拿拿淋刷牙換衫喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAWQhyFJgrWS
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我:「嗯!好啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA4M7RaZ2J7u
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「咿咿」211Please respect copyright.PENANA8GGuN9N9o5
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一出房,見到希逸同阿妹坐喺梳化睇緊電影。211Please respect copyright.PENANAyXIfGbLpMF
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希逸:「屎佬同屎婆出嚟喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA7lttqNHR6L
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阿妹:「啲對話sweet到呢?屎佬屎婆喎。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAanpyR5CB6w
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楚翹:「乜你哋聽到嘅咩?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAFKb1mcT00t
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阿妹:「你哋講得咁大聲,聾嘅都聽到啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAQlZgXBcBzm
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我:「哎!要你哋食閃光彈㖭!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAIZ7JVzekUE
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希逸:「你哋唔係要返工咩?我哋ready好個肚去試你哋啲手勢㗎喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANABHOKOLJrKE
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我:「楚翹B,我哋趁佢哋睇唔到,幫佢哋加料先。」211Please respect copyright.PENANATFxZBQElIX
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楚翹:「好吖!加啲口水落去。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAB44cE2sfdm
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我:「加埋鼻屎好唔好?」211Please respect copyright.PENANA4XXwy7t6Ax
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楚翹:「梗係好提議啦!燒燶咗睇唔出。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAUuaTab3pMy
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希逸:「而家可唔可以取消booking?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAd9XRwfyzty
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我:「梗係唔可以啦!我哋預備晒啲食材㗎嘛!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAMC5k3CXMsb
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阿妹:「我突然有啲驚阿哥整嘅餸,分分鐘可能加咗料㖭!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAXQ7k5zJg3d
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我:「講笑啫!我對食物咁執著,點會糟蹋啲食材呢!大家拿拿淋執嘢出發啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAt9c0XCJz2q
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希逸:「係嘅!牛歡喜!我嚟喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA9bcd8agfI7
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我:「你好似好興奮咁嘅?」211Please respect copyright.PENANA0yE4wxwHVK
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希逸:「人生第一次食呢啲嘢呀嘛!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAjlUzDdEF8k
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我:「真心?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAKezqRK2tk3
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希逸:「呃你做咩吖?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAA3sKiWxwI4
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我:「好彩!我都可以遲一日做舅父。」211Please respect copyright.PENANANJhN1nkUps
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阿妹:「阿哥!你又講咩吖!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA51wwoFiDyS
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我:「有食唔食,罪大惡極吖!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAJOGMgW4kSi
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希逸:「咁你答我,你有冇食楚翹?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAR5cCHbgb5k
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我:「黐線!我哋都未ready!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAPCibpJ0mv4
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希逸:「我哋都未Ready啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANADd5NLoTogS
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阿妹:「我未滿16㗎!歐陽生。」211Please respect copyright.PENANA9cmPpUth9o
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我:「咁你哋ready,我都要ready做舅父喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAXht8fjWeJe
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阿妹:「你擔心你自己先啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAFeFJ3LNmtO
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楚翹:「我ready做人媽咪㗎喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAbGqcuVpir5
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!都話你哋㗎啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAGyrFUXpTlN
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我:「等經濟穩定啲先啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA7Gtuzpwjb5
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希逸:「書又未讀完,DSE又未考,咁快plan 定儲錢生B嚕!」211Please respect copyright.PENANA4K9mlMUyf5
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我:「做人梗係要有計劃啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAzRoDnuIZEI
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希逸:「究竟係『做人』定『造人』呢?」211Please respect copyright.PENANA0CUFAOAama
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楚翹:「Why not both?」211Please respect copyright.PENANAbuS54MgI2w
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阿妹:「連楚翹都ready,阿哥你食啲補品補下佢喇!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAeBfAD3VfKc
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希逸:「係要補下啲『子彈』,陣間唔得就麻煩嚕。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAqWM35mbhHe
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我:「希逸,做男人呢!就要負責任嘅,唔可以講就算數,亦都唔可以開空頭支票嘅。要承擔吖,知唔知?」211Please respect copyright.PENANA6DpOcLMS1S
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楚翹:「梗係啦!我就係鍾意你會承擔,係個好男人。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAtCNne9qSgG
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希逸:「浚彥兄同我講耶穌吖!」211Please respect copyright.PENANARqWidQ6Xc8
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阿妹:「希逸豬,你學嘢啦!」211Please respect copyright.PENANAjnnvsvjTOc
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAC82p32UlFt
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我:「又抄我金句,冇新意。」211Please respect copyright.PENANAFeNhd6bkwr
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大家喺希逸屋企收拾行裝之後,就浩浩蕩蕩咁出發返屋企……大家唔好諗衰嘢先,我哋唔係蛇王,我哋返屋企擺低行李,再搭lift落去返工啫。一上、一落,三分鐘都唔使啦!唔通慳返幾分鐘,擺背囊喺「燒夜店」咩,分分鐘返到屋企打開背囊,有太安樓馳名嘅巨型曱甴同埋好似隻貓咁大嘅老鼠做屋企嘅來賓,見到都會嚇到命都冇吖!211Please respect copyright.PENANAT09xi97Zvl
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(待續 To be continued)211Please respect copyright.PENANAXS97BYKS53