希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA9wz5fYeeYy
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAnoETZELROB
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAR7MjruZl1C
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAmddhCwCudb
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAAQ4GMM5sH0
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAUB6nsS8gq1
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」244Please respect copyright.PENANACOfnYDvv6E
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA91G80gZtfx
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」244Please respect copyright.PENANA1xiAHQn13Y
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANA07wAukOP5p
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAo4ypG29HzK
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAwgHFNzCJrp
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAlR5ggVPlxH
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAqQZOR8Uz7F
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANA2salODdZjo
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」244Please respect copyright.PENANACxbdoZjzmY
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希逸:「唔知吖!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAFXNmmJfe1s
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAPlzVKIiQzV
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」244Please respect copyright.PENANACt1RC8DoYx
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」244Please respect copyright.PENANA4rEfdNYqDh
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAtQTy2nM8ZY
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAmOoahec9dB
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」244Please respect copyright.PENANAxvq93viRby
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA6tz3I4rqr0
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANA3BFVXojdQu
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAs3rD3A7eZh
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAnWRYQZCOQC
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」244Please respect copyright.PENANAw4PW4ffolf
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAuIXEfTQKwO
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAObnxrCDNgJ
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA722fd7mVl7
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAIepFPmxlGa
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」244Please respect copyright.PENANA1uMDlRQslr
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAzTF50f0V2E
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希逸:「重犯一號。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAdmJ9rUOwcW
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA8dItcWzMuc
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」244Please respect copyright.PENANAl8TEEb1Gad
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAgr20MvFk4d
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」244Please respect copyright.PENANAsJcjZbSb8x
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANABoAaV1CK6F
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」244Please respect copyright.PENANAyiSo11Lzhk
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA8WdQernp1U
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAzBaQ4NkMQ1
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」244Please respect copyright.PENANA09LM2rCMGR
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」244Please respect copyright.PENANAamVt8lr8jb
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」244Please respect copyright.PENANA2SA2AxWxym
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」244Please respect copyright.PENANAEMLG5kCesw
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我:「咁而家呢?」244Please respect copyright.PENANAm7p2xFkNt1
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。244Please respect copyright.PENANAtxM0JQFhwc
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAruTPlIetgN
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANA4Rxg4WsZRR
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希逸:「好閃吖!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAlqzgZDX9SC
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」244Please respect copyright.PENANABMFhDlsSwe
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAYjMJXJ6sCw
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAvkcPOeerQ1
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」244Please respect copyright.PENANARrGn0DxXD8
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANA4uyjWptZWZ
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAQnAvqdsfCn
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAiiSozlap0P
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」244Please respect copyright.PENANABq7MLTCpRN
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA0qY2zj66gb
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAawe8kKCJOs
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAGVeUl46Zgn
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAdiat5WWSBE
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」244Please respect copyright.PENANALBECd46D8E
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」244Please respect copyright.PENANAdy7i9XDbP5
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAUtDoohdwkb
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAE0w8kd41eO
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」244Please respect copyright.PENANA93fw00Frvb
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」244Please respect copyright.PENANArSdEVj4nIl
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAVhfMQvJmil
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAF0E6gBN9jf
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA6xTjOEePHd
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」244Please respect copyright.PENANA2PSJCiWDwv
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAA85K8gMKsu
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」244Please respect copyright.PENANANJ8ewt3taS
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAFokaQSTnhp
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAbx9EPlMfX4
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAMQC3uIpLJW
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」244Please respect copyright.PENANAvV5JPftNnd
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANADV3BSbjQXE
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ9l0nFXOs
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANA6gKcIPzxZT
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」244Please respect copyright.PENANA6FCBAmSpoy
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」244Please respect copyright.PENANAmgvQf79ePn
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」244Please respect copyright.PENANA8GFPAWSVu2
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]244Please respect copyright.PENANA5BOZ37xkhW
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(待續 To be continued)