阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAy5iFNUPX36
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAhoJ3ryYvNk
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAcQejxbhasJ
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我:「好兄弟。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAUDpDTTyIbM
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」203Please respect copyright.PENANACXIEZGhyKM
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAcU7mDH8Gm5
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA2PqSGydK0T
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」203Please respect copyright.PENANA9UtW51r7Za
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAjaL0W27n15
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我:「洗埋先準走。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAekPfA2gIIF
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAtYof9R7NzO
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」203Please respect copyright.PENANA6MCNN8bIjy
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAvX8LQgGqJY
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAzb5MmTUSoA
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAsf5fIgXCsr
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAybHp70QmAD
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAD31t6UO4KO
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」203Please respect copyright.PENANATBtLzi7G65
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA6hmtMXGPMe
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAcJcfqiWERi
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAnCxgHwbaaM
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAuXRU28Na2E
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAyQImO0EQZ8
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3Frk3Xhq5
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」203Please respect copyright.PENANA8clVMQAmfK
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。203Please respect copyright.PENANAFl5W63eO8r
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我:「你係咪未死過。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAJrgesyI0Lg
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAwHcxb6gdWK
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我:「擰轉身。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAZIyUzcFMQh
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希逸:「做咩先。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAvii3IapiTK
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我:「你轉咗先。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAViZoskWXEX
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAzNdaUV8vHC
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAa6sI2vsThr
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAgHB4QIxNst
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA5sB8JAigIg
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAwHLi8RiS4d
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAdwDjkomtcY
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAICyaRHQqhX
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAhtZAP6MeUt
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAzgCm0Y90wW
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAYA3UqjiOiC
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAsVAHEUSm4n
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAiMbz2VMyxK
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAOWblvWMihL
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAcpxdpxUBQw
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAWVYJyU3Zbv
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAjNopjlIjes
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAqpEcludZlW
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」203Please respect copyright.PENANA3s2Zk8TFS8
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAb7ouzBMF9F
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAJeJ8SRu3zZ
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAUnAcPlvEzT
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7PrAhSY1v
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZXCW4ERmA
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAB0qcUSWyW4
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAeUz5PumaxT
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAU22VjB25Ce
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAtaK9xkhBMl
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAVDePn8NDaE
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAO5k44G3O1Z
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAMsGhzImL7m
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAmuOOqTDDtj
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」203Please respect copyright.PENANADa3mHJRnMr
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAjwZgMSRRwJ
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」203Please respect copyright.PENANANWt3Bh7kyS
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」203Please respect copyright.PENANArgDDLNw1qu
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAVWKyYYB4yw
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAEfiVjAFDqI
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAl9jJT3lTXr
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAJn4lafRrOi
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAGswZ7xeESb
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAgJ3pI4dp0c
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAFJPUd6Y009
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」203Please respect copyright.PENANA6N1r0YWPhM
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAnbEHN34jxe
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAfE5jeVDkUA
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAOvUhPbbTjH
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAwudSsIJUHb
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAOltncm13Ya
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAN737TwTcgr
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAtnyxU2IM7J
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAUQg6u2pYdA
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」203Please respect copyright.PENANAKG12OiWIm1
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楚翹:「除非咩?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAOrKGPVdj5K
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」203Please respect copyright.PENANASoK12KEnDG
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」203Please respect copyright.PENANATyJUqNXDTx
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」203Please respect copyright.PENANAM6oly7amTM
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希逸:「大嫂好!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAr4ck8hk5f9
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」203Please respect copyright.PENANALGqjmmCJR7
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAiHMLDdSlVb
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」203Please respect copyright.PENANABOWaZRHEDl
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAizfNniUlrN
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAAGkghzdmgs
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA7Vf0lagIj3
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」203Please respect copyright.PENANABzLYRIDtg5
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」203Please respect copyright.PENANARBVXPv39oU
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」203Please respect copyright.PENANA7ug3kyomDP
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(待續 To be continued)203Please respect copyright.PENANAlTiWOIU4Z4