阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYWxhV1V4u
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMJUQYM5SA
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT77V7uY4L
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我：「好兄弟。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfTlkL11wd
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkED0utayay
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsAU3Ev4M5
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95yN9KW4Cx
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU5kKHMgPE
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WnDNe9qyS
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我：「洗埋先準走。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYCZ9ds2pC
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBQbM6alHP
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjjvlJplH1
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSberTXaCzK
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7ox8XSWXa
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym6FpHkYuZ
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YhjDK3bLr
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8vUgWmUYq
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnx58fUTMK
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJxLhgORbN
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBbwB8n2Tw
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBudWcXXa7d
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI6CxyueGC
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVri6uj7b6
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIgVsitFf7
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdL81QNMER
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YHtxJQvA5
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我：「你係咪未死過。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNnMBfWFQ5
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYjd7w15wU
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我：「擰轉身。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPxB3MDv3B
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希逸：「做咩先。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hyiZqPy4t
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我：「你轉咗先。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajGGbnClrE
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY8Ik18OPt
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg7yJuvAdF
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OEdsuFqd4
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSu9wwwTTf
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJWUfhmGGn
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeLhRjWToZ
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I4umo09vA
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgNObCoIzf
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YAExLiVgL
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6yZELY3cy
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90QvWTSzIn
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpdnHdPaet
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRILT4GSd3
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6BOf0icMq
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim41rDMtUD
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOsWh38kNm
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hd6nb16pF
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ330LjeeZ1I
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxozpRBmWJ
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZc7tgGsuj0
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylzMzimv7X
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgbOxZsDpk
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmJpyzn8uS
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqKPoS0FAt
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8FjxF89Cy
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATYRtJncpi
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkn8tyL7kn
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiLkQM4kLm
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKBjBfW8J9
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDKpHfLUOW
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqskqzRzhC
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDZOc1eZoW
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqVn0P4lxs
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguAjKMLEYO
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBxqerOWtl
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1ULNxxgKC
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ53wXOGjFS
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fqOH6icZj
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseUjRUTJim
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFgDlUlSGL
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjHsHIfEDp
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nZwRp9b08
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sHWhODMT6
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIUHZ70o0f
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXZU8CScSz
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzj5vowAJ4
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKLaOazui8
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMhlFfjnCv
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9y0uUE1DY
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOOiF2aLXS
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeyJPyVYmv
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSe7Q82eWn
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楚翹：「除非咩？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IJlyD1blu
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AhFwiPubh
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV30E44GR9
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63birUtufk
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希逸：「大嫂好！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I32dPRnQK
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh4xmy86Ag
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMJLdwa1Na
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxDyu8KIE4
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI4UIS6dL2
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjIYES8Xcv
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqf3x9w01T
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KmDaR8sKq
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrVXWT7KZz
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7vza2sWpc
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（待續 To be continued）244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxsBwlJTmv
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