"EW WHY WOULD THEY WRITE THAT!"
"So is he a vampire or not?"
"So they killed a dragon...with nursery rhymes...alrighty."
"They were bombing the floor? Oh I read it wrong."
"Why does everyone love chalk boards so much."
*Just screams*
"Is she simping..."
"DO I LIKE HER OR NOT! SHE A BITCH BUT SHE HAS HER REASONS! WHY ARE CHARCTERS SO DAMMED COMPLICATED!"
"I'm so incredibly confused."
"Oh so he's a vampire but everyone just assumed he's sick...got it... totally."
"Why they so stubborn."
"Ohhh it's spice girls."
"Gotta love that crazy wisard crap!"
"OH MY GOD JUST GO! IS IT THAT HARD TO TRY KILL A PERSON!"
"Why are they so British and why do they call making out snogging."
"Sorry but you don't tell someone that... It's not gonna help. What song is this?"
Context: I play music while I read I like the backround noise and I had no idea what song was playing.
"WHY IS EVERYONE SO DUMB!"
"I've almost hit the hundred page mark it's okay things are going to change but I swear to god I'm going to throw this book"
I said this while hitting my self into the head with the book
"Awww that's sad but cute at the same time. I NEED TO BE ANGRY AT THE BOOK. STOP EMPATHISEING WITH THE CHARACTERS (my name)!"
"Oh..rip? No you don't say that!"
"Why are there gargoyles everywhere?"
"Oh...nice...goats?"
"Improvise? How the hell do you improvise a kiss and kill?"
"Did they just...hyjack a car?"
"Just brain...boom."
"That was smooth. That was actually very smooth. Good job Simon."
That was 2-3 hours of reading. Am I the only person who does this? Please say no
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