"A triangle is a quadrilateral."
"The parallelogram...." "Does she mean trapezium?" "yeah, but we don't need to tell her."
"He's licking the covid table."
"Telstra is the shitty internet."
"The queen uses telstra the poor fucker."
"HE LICKED MY ELBOW!"
"Plants have organs! I thought they just grass."
"I coulda gone through my day without knowing how plants make babies. Now I feel bad when I step on grass."
"Look how much revision I've done!"
"No one asked."
"Shush I gotta impress."
"This fucking algebra on crack."
"THE TEACHER'S ABANDONED US!"
I had to ask this to a teacher who has taught me for like 2 terms
"Uh...mis...what's your name?"
"Fuck you home remedies."
"BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE LOWEST PRICES ARE JUST THE BEGINNING THAT'S OUR POLICY."
Happy pride month! Here's a lil extra I've heard before (not today or yesterday)
"Hey...I'm still straight if I agree to date a (someone of the same gender)...right?"
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