希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAclQ3mfquG1
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAg8z39XFBQX
我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAnose2yBepl
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAI90Qri2J3A
希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAV8DzAuXhgx
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA77aT9iLWMk
我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAnp9PlMo5gz
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAMctoEQx9Rv
希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANASwn9GGjTcJ
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAvBjHJ4rJTK
我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」215Please respect copyright.PENANA2KhO17BHgT
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAYGkPzujX6C
希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAp64b3pwh93
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAEVUPqC70dc
我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAcDE04it9lL
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAkk8QBsr2xz
希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAzPM4saGKEN
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAdKoM6kHV2A
我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAR5kNgDIJBI
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA3vzleNQShB
希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAacMDz7JSOp
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAanhz1iQxL5
我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAOKZzyW4SDE
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA6G6OAiNNKT
希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAjMSUoVYoLO
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAAVcek4Xguz
我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」215Please respect copyright.PENANA8SkSg1wjT6
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAthuboqTwCx
希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAaiMBfyXkFp
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAjcKgy4P9Wa
我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAQjvuWhIdKh
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAOzWRZxLUVp
希逸:「唔知吖!」215Please respect copyright.PENANArAPXgEVvAN
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAw83QT77oLC
我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」215Please respect copyright.PENANA52YWWXzavC
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAfX5W3OEcmu
希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」215Please respect copyright.PENANAeOSG1flJ7H
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAkYgwOsxYNu
我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAjoxIrWyhcl
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAVZwPTbqcd4
希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAff8TLudn8P
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAUIfRgdXWO0
我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAa0y6jLPciN
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAfmeb4rwUFD
希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAzJvoi5j6B1
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAPdtJe9BmbX
我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAotSeFilS5U
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAXJ97myBGjd
希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAzIY60hS9TR
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAd1ZTcj1cvZ
我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」215Please respect copyright.PENANALBTQpo3xb6
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAsA8avmalXk
希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAkdbF2xd6Ih
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAR0bgRmdWvO
我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」215Please respect copyright.PENANAdIKLuQ7nlg
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAnLs2ItNt2y
希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」215Please respect copyright.PENANA3KMNnZtvHK
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAgApsnkJWhj
我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAkwUY2vikwG
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAtcs58z3C1O
希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」215Please respect copyright.PENANABm8wUhyB5T
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAB9xcxzw0Pe
我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAdKuXKQLo9Q
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAGyiNr0DdOk
希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAktULBO7BF0
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z7xAm5xri
我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」215Please respect copyright.PENANARU33SwBNfp
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA6mlW3qZMTp
希逸:「重犯一號。」215Please respect copyright.PENANA2t2p2ypdq5
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAOSt2knYFkh
我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAoBRHsq97Mi
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAGato7acUln
希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAcXmuE2vSzp
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAZnvK1k2upB
我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」215Please respect copyright.PENANA9M5T0aE2Mr
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAlZi1MqY8Ep
希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」215Please respect copyright.PENANA7OYewcoSvX
-215Please respect copyright.PENANATCzs3l3kDC
我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANABd9ZZfapbh
-215Please respect copyright.PENANABofhESrell
楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAPq5DHwTGD6
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAzpnfIzRU8B
希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAdEiMwiERYP
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAXvfc624S2G
楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAKiazINbMpF
-215Please respect copyright.PENANASjZEGis09I
希逸:「Yes, Madam.」215Please respect copyright.PENANAHchQApW5xo
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAONPL5bPFiG
楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」215Please respect copyright.PENANArtDg3O6Gjn
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAJMftHC3Enq
我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAJhMOuYZP9W
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAoYeTlYI4J5
楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」215Please respect copyright.PENANA4zVTcleB5C
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAQFmBeoFI20
我:「咁而家呢?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAiHsszLESF7
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAh1BKsw9Jwj
燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。215Please respect copyright.PENANAhRmN8gJcBB
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA5plcctmuho
楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAvsmiA9TGtX
-215Please respect copyright.PENANALN6UBxcriz
我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAqw7fx8svZY
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA2SS2G4LNRX
希逸:「好閃吖!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAJojWluRXFf
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA81YHFbcrmu
魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」215Please respect copyright.PENANACmLqvbVkpw
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA4DzYWF28pL
歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAWaZdiPPR6q
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAAwNEzlm5xN
孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」215Please respect copyright.PENANALmr7zP6uKR
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA0jYvCckCkp
歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」215Please respect copyright.PENANA19Zg4WTKE1
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAefCmEnqLE0
魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAixj3vekCy5
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAy5zVDjYOPR
孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAyo2G5n6TXY
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA4oFehsFcOP
歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAOH3Bhz4kDH
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA4TOFdvbGmi
魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAMnMUujPfec
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAvNWeb25mxr
孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAgIEKManDZe
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAXuaeIqVAbP
歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANADEBJIMnjmA
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA4iO1hl7Hla
魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAVUCPk7PqwA
-215Please respect copyright.PENANARmYQrUFfCj
孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAJBbqwTL9QZ
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAEFDo9a76Tz
希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAl3dodFqNZl
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAI0y5igVv8T
魚蛋:「堅定流先?」215Please respect copyright.PENANA55NYEwVDiw
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAM4ZfnzisN5
希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAwiGhY37vT0
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA3tjbe2SjHX
我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAwkRm8lD2Bk
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAZTNYqjNRzw
歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」215Please respect copyright.PENANA25eiCbo9Ye
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAXVNcHiJIS3
我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」215Please respect copyright.PENANA9mOfnMFWTh
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAVzCxQa9iG9
魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」215Please respect copyright.PENANArYOrOK9hNT
-215Please respect copyright.PENANABsQMxBx5ra
希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAgsqypXPeLS
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA36YOBoaQdt
孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAjWJFdAgpsz
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAxY6QIiYv11
我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAhCe3YMeDLy
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAGHmtQbi0om
魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」215Please respect copyright.PENANATFsabrMY8U
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAFJ0mU02o4C
希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」215Please respect copyright.PENANAHvADHVwE9z
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA7eCNr5vgCi
魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAPmDKtbwjev
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA2GUL80ppEb
我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAahIrHWPIxB
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAhpiVbRr3pz
孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」215Please respect copyright.PENANA3d4lFDcMfd
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAL2zaYZVvn1
希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAjX0MC0mdIG
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAnCJ863aoIH
魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANARSZwkax8AQ
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA4fPc4CnHjs
我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAE5LqUVkdE5
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAwooToyn7za
孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAtRCKpp5IXL
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAhazQVcFyY0
希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」215Please respect copyright.PENANAEpUuaoEr6V
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAjMTQttpEkX
孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAEVfUBhR3Tm
-215Please respect copyright.PENANA6WWI0G7Eij
我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」215Please respect copyright.PENANAlOFzkwmWO3
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAP6NjDCIOUg
[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]215Please respect copyright.PENANAk4NpX4IGOD
-215Please respect copyright.PENANAhl2IeYBV79
(待續 To be continued)