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一生只有一次的大一寒假,我正在女友的房間裡,開開心心玩著電腦遊戲。雖說如此,但我現在有點坐如針氈。95Please respect copyright.PENANAqj6l7K9v6l
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這其實也是很正常的互動,只是去女友家裡玩遊戲而已,畢竟品駒原本就是個喜歡次文化的男生。95Please respect copyright.PENANAm2jztZqpkU
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身處女友的房間,我有點緊張,雖然因為被詛咒才變成女生的品駒房間沒有太多的女性物品,但還是有一些基本的東西。95Please respect copyright.PENANAdUVOHfwef6
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像是化妝水,衛生棉,以及一些我叫不出名字的化妝品等,還有她爸。95Please respect copyright.PENANAtZuwD6H2fU
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嗯,她爸。95Please respect copyright.PENANAs3R7kLhR8t
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這就是我緊張的原因。95Please respect copyright.PENANAXJNZtQuuKB
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「娘,妳出去啦!妳在這裡真的很煞風景欸!」品駒對著坐在床邊的那名女性說道。95Please respect copyright.PENANAFxlkbVrRk5
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那名女性身穿簡單的家居服,給人的感覺卻沒有家常輕鬆的感覺,而是身為父親對女婿無盡的不滿跟厭惡。雖然已經接近中年,卻給人一種並非衰老而是穩重的魅力,應該會是個熟女控的最愛。95Please respect copyright.PENANADu08TWfXfK
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沒錯,她就是原本品駒的父親,被品駒稱作娘的人。95Please respect copyright.PENANAAlFMYGFrXV
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我知道我是妳女兒的男朋友沒錯啦,也知道現在是該死的孤男寡女共處一室沒錯啦,可是一般來說會有人直接進房間監視嗎?保護過度了吧?95Please respect copyright.PENANAwGamYIAdSu
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「不可以!要是這個男的對妳做了什麼怎麼辦?」95Please respect copyright.PENANA8jqw4I8kff
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「我不想要現在抱孫子啊!」想太遠了吧?我再怎樣也不會讓品駒在這時候就懷上好嗎?95Please respect copyright.PENANAyGsR4Fbkgv
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「欸不是,娘,我們只是在玩遊戲而已。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAk3csvxiKdL
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「可是我看妳給我的小說上面都是這樣啊!男女主角共處一室就是要幹那檔事,可是都會被打斷,我現在就要來打斷你們!」哪種小說啊!品駒妳都給妳娘灌輸了什麼宅知識啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAEZnlRr4nGr
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「妳是說美好世界嗎?可惡早知道就不借妳看了。」不要劇透我啊!我是動畫黨的啊啊啊啊啊啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAM5vnVvwP6G
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「不管,反正我要待在這裡,妳是我唯一的女兒欸,怎麼可以就這樣被這個壞男人騙走。」品駒到高一之前都是男的好嗎!而且是我救了妳女兒欸!才不是什麼壞男人!95Please respect copyright.PENANAHmWsOjNtU6
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「娘。」突然間,品駒的聲音變得相當低沉,有點像是她以前還是男生時候的嗓音。我感覺自己的額頭冒出冷汗。95Please respect copyright.PENANAIKXyFZmPEw
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我知道,這是品駒不高興的時候特有的特徵,聲音越低越來越不爽,這是跟品駒交往三年下來的其中一個心得。95Please respect copyright.PENANAWeOGynSA7o
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也就是說,跟品駒相處19年的她娘,不可能不知道這件事情。95Please respect copyright.PENANAz7GspMCvlk
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品駒娘也突然不發一語,等待品駒接下來的發言。95Please respect copyright.PENANALGtC6D5Z4x
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「永豪是一個正直的人,妳應該也知道吧?」突然被這樣稱讚,害我有點不知所措,不過從剛剛她們對話我就插不上嘴了,那樣也一樣不知所措。95Please respect copyright.PENANAMEsgXFYPeV
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「......」品駒娘沒有回應,僅僅是抬了抬下巴示意品駒繼續說下去。95Please respect copyright.PENANAUiPrQ6Jod8
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「如果妳真的不信任他,就不會把他放進來了。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAi6bwQ2X1cx
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「雖說我們已經成年了啦......」95Please respect copyright.PENANACJS5A4ZJVs
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「不過要是娘還是擔心的話,那就給永豪做那個吧。」那個?那個是哪個?95Please respect copyright.PENANAoRn4Ewu6KF
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「......好,如果永豪可以跟我一起做出那個,我就離開這裡,不當你們的電燈泡。」所以說那個是幹嘛的啦!為什麼要用那個當代名詞啦!直接說出來不好嗎?95Please respect copyright.PENANAkxrR2n1beU
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「那個......打斷妳們母女......不,母子......父女......額......父子......唉隨便啦,打斷妳們很抱歉,但那個是什麼?我會怎麼樣嗎?」我會不會被抓去做奇怪的工作啊?95Please respect copyright.PENANAemiKXx4sq3
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「你等等就知道了。」品駒娘說完,抓起我的手就走,意外的我無法反抗,明明是很纖細的手腕,卻可以將我整個人拉走。她的力氣可能比我還要大,而且全身上下都給人一種強者的感覺。95Please respect copyright.PENANAwtBQERylzS
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我自認身材跟運動能力不錯,但品駒娘應該可以將我壓在地上打,我很害怕那個是不是要跟她打一場之類的。95Please respect copyright.PENANAZdNwYKX99e
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我走過了品駒家的走廊,來到一間房間外。95Please respect copyright.PENANAY84pW9p3Lt
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門打開後,裡面的光景讓我驚訝不已。95Please respect copyright.PENANACrIjjtvqGr
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這裡是極為雜亂的工作室,數不清的資料跟參考書無序的堆疊在地板上,填滿了整個房間,只留下一條還算是能走的通道。95Please respect copyright.PENANA8mnd7xgkW0
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不算長的通道通往一個類似上班族工作的隔間,四個位置分別有著三台電腦,剩下一個也是堆滿雜物。95Please respect copyright.PENANAI7LC4YmL0R
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我曾聽品駒說過,品駒娘是大夜班的接班工程師。這裡大概就是她準備來臨時出事的備用小工作室。95Please respect copyright.PENANAH4BJNaClun
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「品駒她小時候我就教導過她一些程式語言,因為自己實在是有一些分身乏術,所以簡單的工作我會讓品駒初步設計,我會再接著修改。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAm6Wrj5Kyup
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「雖然不是專業的,但品駒確實幫我分攤了不少工作,我也很感謝她。」品駒娘一邊說,一邊望著電腦桌面上的一張照片。95Please respect copyright.PENANAPzipF996in
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那是品駒小時候,還是男生時期的照片。品駒娘的眼神裡,充滿了對品駒的不捨及愧疚。95Please respect copyright.PENANAaXChpVslQN
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即使再怎麼粉飾太平,品駒身上的詛咒也一定給了這位父親不少的打擊跟麻煩吧?95Please respect copyright.PENANAmKNm9EPJUX
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品駒娘的言下之意,大概就是品駒是那麼好的孩子,即使我是救過她的英雄,也不足以讓品駒娘認同吧?95Please respect copyright.PENANA7hhareUAyQ
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既然要我的認同,那麼,證明自己配得上品駒吧!她大概就是這個意思。95Please respect copyright.PENANAJQXwfrPKWf
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「我會,咳......我會努力的!」說到一半,我突然被這個工作室的灰塵嗆到,這裡也該打掃了吧?95Please respect copyright.PENANAGZRkhBOtdK
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「我會努力讓自己變成配得上品駒的人的!」我向品駒娘宣言。95Please respect copyright.PENANA35V2zxtWOH
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「話說的真大啊!你有信心嗎?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAvxv4hHNf9T
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「有!我小學的時候玩過貓咪拼圖程式!」95Please respect copyright.PENANAZVQAbtIhAj
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「如果你說的是的Scratch話,那你完蛋了。」品駒娘如此宣言。95Please respect copyright.PENANAS6BUGkDJle
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事實上品駒娘沒說錯。95Please respect copyright.PENANAjfNowTYc4v
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要一個外行人從0開始學習程式說真的超級硬。95Please respect copyright.PENANA0GYGz1AUcy
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尤其是當那傢伙還是文組的時候。95Please respect copyright.PENANAwxG5lqqYOH
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我疲憊的按下執行按鈕,卻依然跳出紅色的語法錯誤提示,我不由得再回到那行被標註的王八狗屁代碼檢查自己哪裡寫錯,再翻翻程式教學書好好地尋找正確的寫法。95Please respect copyright.PENANAt6GZslmH1Q
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「我不行了......我放棄,我不敢再進品駒的房間了......」我直接趴倒在鍵盤上,淚水不停的落下,還好品駒娘都用防水的。95Please respect copyright.PENANAOgba1ICVMh
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空無一人的房間,只剩下電扇的低鳴陪伴著我,一旁的資料只剩下一角被壓著,電扇將他吹的像是旗子一樣隨風搖曳一樣,象徵著我心裡早已舉起的白旗。95Please respect copyright.PENANAx8kmuE3pL3
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好想睡,好想放棄......我已經失去奮鬥的意志,有的只剩下對自己無能的悲痛跟殘存的渣渣。95Please respect copyright.PENANAVXAv5bvh4r
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「這邊,少了一個分號喔!」輕巧柔和的嗓音稍稍喚回了我的意志,我驅動著剩下的渣渣,抬起渣渣用渣渣望著眼前的人。95Please respect copyright.PENANAYbvhuzVgzH
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不知道什麼時候進來的,品駒帶著看路邊受傷小動物的憐憫眼神看著我。95Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q4tdhwjoq
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「妳聽到我那沒出息的哀嚎了嗎?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAO7Ie85m3pM
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「欸?不,沒聽到。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAJkRqQKWAyo
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「妳想聽聽看嗎?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAyNHgX1DSYr
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「唉,難得看你這麼無助呢!」不吐槽我嗎人魚公主大人。95Please respect copyright.PENANAJfnkd67Rle
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「要喝嗎?」品駒將一杯水擋在我跟電腦之間。95Please respect copyright.PENANAOemN9LLfm8
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這時我才發現自己的嘴唇已經乾燥的離譜,我像是抓住救命蜘蛛絲一樣猛然的將那杯水灌下,許久未經滋潤的喉嚨舒暢無比,我還想要更多......咕!95Please respect copyright.PENANAyp5Kmu2SzN
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「咳......嗚咳咳!」我嗆到自己了。95Please respect copyright.PENANA6ALlAlcJJq
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「嗚哇!別喝那麼急啊!等等,這個給你。」品駒又拿出了一瓶礦泉水,我這次緩緩的喝下,才稍微舒緩自己的喉嚨。95Please respect copyright.PENANAsYOal68frK
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「我是來幫你的。」品駒拉開一旁的椅子坐下,將自己的長髮綁起來。95Please respect copyright.PENANAHJga5obfO5
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「啊......是仙女,是女神,是救世主啊啊啊啊啊!」我語無倫次的讚頌前來拯救我的女神大人。95Please respect copyright.PENANAFH1d7t5vmV
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「沒錯喔,我是仙女,所以請為了我繼續奮鬥吧!」品駒開啟電腦,將我的程式複製過去後,就開始在鍵盤上敲敲打打的修改。95Please respect copyright.PENANAQJ8wWZjYfw
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「妳個城戶沙織......」95Please respect copyright.PENANAEXbMWWjgwa
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「好啦,其實娘也真的過火了,這些東西我當初也是花了好久才學會,你怎麼可能馬上超過我。」我才開始學習三天而已,她就要我學超過品駒的進度?95Please respect copyright.PENANAGQHR98Ypbi
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「她也太魔鬼了吧?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAY9cmirJpYE
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「她也是這樣對待下屬的,比起我以前看到的你算好了。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAYW7qLYEgmK
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「還好我是文組。」95Please respect copyright.PENANA5zg2eqZ6NT
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「可是她是你岳父。」95Please respect copyright.PENANA4zz1dtCDFA
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「不......品駒,妳難道不能換個爸爸嗎?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAElkGgVhWGa
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「我從有意識到現在都沒有爸爸好嗎?娘就是娘。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAf8CYDWW2po
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「對不起......然後......我真的好想放棄......」95Please respect copyright.PENANAG4fiyWKBmx
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「其實放棄也可以的,反正不影響我們,只是你下次來我家可能就是要提親了。」95Please respect copyright.PENANA47w0i0FmXk
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「我還想多多跟妳共處一室啊!」95Please respect copyright.PENANAHP0QhFhHgz
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「色鬼,現在也算是共處一室啊!」雖然兩個人沒發生什麼羞羞臉的事,就只是一個勁的打程式碼而已。95Please respect copyright.PENANAvWJBhNaqtX
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「我不要這種孤男寡女啦!我要那種月色真美的那種!」95Please respect copyright.PENANARz2664iCpX
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「像是這樣嗎?printf("月色真美");嗎?」95Please respect copyright.PENANARZTLEC8srJ
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「哇!我女友一點情趣都沒有,而且竟然還記得加分號。」夏目漱石要哭泣了。95Please respect copyright.PENANAX27NwQgzR9
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「畢竟內容物是三年前還是男的嘛。」品駒自嘲著。95Please respect copyright.PENANAdvATVugRgE
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「品駒......」95Please respect copyright.PENANAz3A6VUkugi
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「嗯?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAvQGn1qpiGL
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「如果說,妳沒有變成女生的話,我們現在會是什麼關係啊......」這感覺真的相當奇妙,即使已經交往了三年,對於品駒抑或是我來說,完全是超越一般人可以理解的境界了。95Please respect copyright.PENANAGY1Aira6xN
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當然,我所認識的那對可以自由變換男女身份的情侶例外。95Please respect copyright.PENANA0Wuys6m6tx
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如果品駒沒有變成女生,我們也一定是相當要好的摯友。95Please respect copyright.PENANAR7iQjx90Q4
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我如此堅信著。95Please respect copyright.PENANA2XmGiBuXdF
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可是,當摯友成為女友之時,我起了另一份心。95Please respect copyright.PENANACpo0n7wGC2
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那份思春期少年們特有的非分之想。95Please respect copyright.PENANATcGrGeT6Yj
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不知道品駒是怎麼想的。95Please respect copyright.PENANASeJkQ8YRCb
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「這個嘛......我依然會是永豪的朋友喔!只是不會被毛手毛腳的,感覺是不是比較好呢?」嗚哇,這傢伙在生我以前剛交往時亂摸她的悶氣。95Please respect copyright.PENANAdPpGneWBl7
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「那個......對不起,那是我年少輕狂不自卑。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAfOH2Wxlh2y
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「懂得什麼是進退就好,不過我變成女生之後,感覺並不排斥喔!」95Please respect copyright.PENANAn2Fhqb9uhR
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「欸?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAobRCOOtDAQ
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「就是那個嘛......欸手不要停下來,給我繼續碼字,分號也給我好好地加上去啊!」不知不覺我的手停了下來,而且又忘記加分號。95Please respect copyright.PENANAtKl6FKyKDi
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「女生也會發情的喔!這是跨越男女性別之壁之後我所了解到的事情。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAbwl1aO6jcs
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人類是少數全年發情的動物。95Please respect copyright.PENANAyReljkX4Gi
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「所以,不只有你有那份心情而已,其實我也會,算是半斤八兩啦......」品駒早已看穿我心裡在想什麼,甚至早一步的讓我步下台階。95Please respect copyright.PENANA8HdWx90ChO
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「而且永豪的身材很好,就像這樣靠著就很興奮了。」品駒像是一隻小動物一樣鑽進我的懷裡,我不自覺地抱住她的腰,雖然原本是個男生,但不得不說品駒的身材真的不錯,該軟的地方都有長出來......95Please respect copyright.PENANA4DKSjHEW2y
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喔不,喔不喔不。95Please respect copyright.PENANAxchVzxlTXC
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這樣下去我可能會直接推倒品駒......95Please respect copyright.PENANA6D6VSnBGD8
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等等,剛剛品駒說女生也會發情對吧?這樣說起來剛剛鑽進我懷裡的行為算發情嗎?我可以把她這樣解釋成她想要嗎?95Please respect copyright.PENANArl3IhtnEFv
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「品駒......」95Please respect copyright.PENANALKDoNGYuGd
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「嗯?」95Please respect copyright.PENANATbgVMtAX2e
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「我們上次接吻是什麼時候了?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAMuG73MTO13
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「......好久了,不記得了。」交往三年來,我們有親密接觸的機會少之又少。並不是說什麼兩人性冷感之類的,純粹只是沒有那樣的場合跟氣氛而已。95Please respect copyright.PENANAKZlmj10Bp2
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「想刷新紀錄嗎?」95Please respect copyright.PENANAhvExY3dd5D
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「你個色鬼。」只要品駒這樣說,幾乎就是OK了。95Please respect copyright.PENANA74yzglRttV
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我心一喜,將懷裡佳人的臉捧了起來。95Please respect copyright.PENANANxYtAZADZl
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默契十足的閉上雙眼,我感覺品駒的吐息越來越近,明明已經吻過好幾次了,現在還是會緊張。95Please respect copyright.PENANAy9obQiEUOr
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品駒這波發情搞不好都可以直接幹到最後,我如此期待著。95Please respect copyright.PENANAvHDfYmcFzE
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「啾!」95Please respect copyright.PENANA9hmHR6ztFi
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欸?怎麼有股口紅的味道,我記得品駒剛剛是素顏......95Please respect copyright.PENANAq3F0tEUs43
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我張開眼睛,眼前的佳人不是品駒,而是面貌跟她有幾分相似,卻更加展現成熟氣息的一名女性。95Please respect copyright.PENANAQANqWVBI4x
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「嗚,嗚哇!」敢問伯父您剛剛是砸瓦魯多了嗎?怎麼瞬間插入我們之間啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANACQ6pXf0Uh4
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「欸?欸?娘?」品駒聽見我的慘叫便張開眼睛,卻發現自己的娘擋在她跟我的中間。95Please respect copyright.PENANAt484hkHSYr
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「臭小子,你早上沒刷牙嗎?跟我女兒接吻口氣還那麼糟糕啊!而且你竟敢在我面前動我女兒,想必是做好心理準備了吧!」品駒娘抓住我的衣領,用手帕擦了擦自己的唇,其上的口紅被拭去,顏色卻依然鮮豔。95Please respect copyright.PENANAxxP52ebmKE
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「不是,伯父,喔不,伯母,聽我解釋!」95Please respect copyright.PENANAWnLnTlzhLO
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「沒什麼好解釋的了,現在我要直接讓你從C畢業,給我好好等著吧!現在是Java課程了!」95Please respect copyright.PENANAEhEua6UXyF
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「Java?那個我都沒有學會欸!」品駒發出驚呼。95Please respect copyright.PENANAABEIv3Nzmn
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「欸欸欸欸欸!」雖然不懂,可是好像很可怕啦,聽起來就跟高等工程數學一樣很難,不要啊啊啊啊啊啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAE4g2LkuQ4K
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「呀哈哈哈哈!呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!」品駒娘瘋狂的大笑,像是為了迎接我接著悲慘命運的奏鳴曲一樣,她笑得就像個控制向量的孩子。95Please respect copyright.PENANAkfYBWwhvSZ
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「老公。」95Please respect copyright.PENANAf0JKCuLzgk
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一聲不算是大聲,但卻可以傳到在場所有人耳裡,令人靜下心來的呼喚,定住了在場的所有人。95Please respect copyright.PENANA37m87EbcNS
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品駒娘的尖銳笑聲嘎然而止,取而代之的是傍晚的悠閒寂靜。95Please respect copyright.PENANAUBObGg19aC
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那的確是可以令人靜下心來的呼喚,但那是「因為害怕而涼透的心」。95Please respect copyright.PENANAREkilMNjBK
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「......嘎......嘎......」那是品駒娘緩緩扭動脖子的聲音。95Please respect copyright.PENANAcZ90Oq7MOy
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空氣因為壓力而凝結一般,我感覺幾乎就要窒息,所謂的氣勢就是如此,只要一聲就可以壓迫全場。明明就只是品駒娘轉頭過去的這段時間裡,我卻覺得像是過了一世紀那麼久。95Please respect copyright.PENANAVZLBGDebYF
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「妳剛剛是搶了女兒的男朋友嗎?」說話的人,是品駒的母親,也就是品駒娘的伴侶。95Please respect copyright.PENANAWWdhjqzvuV
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哎呀,我現在才發現,即使在場所有人的內容物是三男一女,但生理上卻是一男三女啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAiYYSKqiMVT
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現在的意思是,“我女友的蕾絲媽媽吻了我害我被另一個蕾絲媽媽嫉妒”的場景嗎?95Please respect copyright.PENANABrc3oePRFh
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我是輕小說男主角嗎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!剛剛那個標題比“我前女友是繼母的拖油瓶”還要母湯啊!我不是熟女控啊啊啊啊啊!內容差不多可以堪稱我昨天一夜情的對象成為我妹我暗戀的老師成為我姐的王八蛋發情故事啦啊啊啊啊啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAz5b6QiE4e6
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「那個,不,老婆,妳聽我解釋......」95Please respect copyright.PENANAEi6hqYySV6
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「不用解釋了,妳看到女兒的男朋友就親上去還需要解釋嗎?」話還沒說完,品駒媽媽就像將小貓拎起來一樣抓住我們兩個的後頸領,用拖行的將我們拖離電腦桌前。而且她的說法跟剛剛品駒娘的說法如出一轍,這一家人都不喜歡聽人解釋的嗎?95Please respect copyright.PENANAr39QA1Ruwd
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欸?等等,我也要被處罰嗎?95Please respect copyright.PENANAfRcZeEv6rw
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「媽,對永豪下手輕一點啊!他好歹也是妳未來的女婿。」欸?是我的錯覺嗎?為什麼我感覺品駒也有點不高興啊!為什麼不幫我說話啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAoKBu1BrYxX
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等等等等,她在嫉妒我被她娘親了嗎?95Please respect copyright.PENANASgWEcdUKQA
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哦買尬!我他媽......95Please respect copyright.PENANAUjsQOeHCvO
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千言萬語無法訴盡我現在心裡的無奈。我只是,想要親一下自己的女朋友而已啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAF2S9eTBNUD
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「那個,問一下,我們接下來......」我本來打算悄悄地問問品駒娘再來會被怎麼處理,但我一轉頭就停止了問話,倒吸了一口氣。95Please respect copyright.PENANAxsOqkNckQ6
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品駒娘,翻著白眼就這麼昏倒了。95Please respect copyright.PENANAqAgwW8gxGu
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品駒娘不論身心都比我強健上不知道幾倍欸?95Please respect copyright.PENANAqVnwge7Whp
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那麼,這不就代表......95Please respect copyright.PENANAxvQnEEs0vx
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我望向把我們倆拖著走的品駒媽媽。95Please respect copyright.PENANADoB0sZ3ABL
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從後面勉強可以窺視她的側臉,她露出了諧謔的笑容,明明看起來是很溫和的女性,卻笑得我心裡發寒。95Please respect copyright.PENANADf2b1BAgUb
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那是我從沒看過的表情,可是本能卻如此咆哮著:95Please respect copyright.PENANAqxRE38dhTs
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不啊啊啊啊啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAAB175X33Ps
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不要啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAkPav8HkLsP
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快逃命啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANAfIwNlDGdso
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呀啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANA4DLkZBeuSW
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在這之後的事情,我完全沒有記憶了,只是本能性的害怕著品駒媽媽。95Please respect copyright.PENANATKirepkvzw
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我難得的寒假,就在這種莫名奇妙的恐懼跟品駒娘的社畜訓練還有跟品駒的些許溫存中結束了。95Please respect copyright.PENANAx6oOIyJKPC
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嗯,回憶起來,真是完全沒有可以跟賢宇分享的經驗,連唯一能親到的那次都被砸瓦魯多斷大了,而且之後還失憶......95Please respect copyright.PENANAxSRCw1ZsYQ
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啊啊啊,我也好想知道XX的感覺啊!我也是健全的男大學生啊!95Please respect copyright.PENANA34w9cABeID
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於是,我選擇沉默,等待另外兩人的經驗談。95Please respect copyright.PENANA7uZnX42yrk