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一生只有一次的大一寒假，我正在女友的房間裡，開開心心玩著電腦遊戲。雖說如此，但我現在有點坐如針氈。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGbqWiBr9Y
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj48vpUaeT
這其實也是很正常的互動，只是去女友家裡玩遊戲而已，畢竟品駒原本就是個喜歡次文化的男生。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXmDus0Msq
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiAdNlRsk8
身處女友的房間，我有點緊張，雖然因為被詛咒才變成女生的品駒房間沒有太多的女性物品，但還是有一些基本的東西。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkv74Iug8u9
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxm2X3Rc7C
像是化妝水，衛生棉，以及一些我叫不出名字的化妝品等，還有她爸。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WEyjuoRhF
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6NgJOcVGY
嗯，她爸。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsEkQRgeU3
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicCbZccaMj
這就是我緊張的原因。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL72wNg2U5a
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95tEeVzc71
「娘，妳出去啦！妳在這裡真的很煞風景欸！」品駒對著坐在床邊的那名女性說道。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq13rLoefDp
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxznOMQsA9U
那名女性身穿簡單的家居服，給人的感覺卻沒有家常輕鬆的感覺，而是身為父親對女婿無盡的不滿跟厭惡。雖然已經接近中年，卻給人一種並非衰老而是穩重的魅力，應該會是個熟女控的最愛。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsWNONjJr7
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMNVtYiRLx
沒錯，她就是原本品駒的父親，被品駒稱作娘的人。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNo3XTJM7b
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntISbf6HuZ
我知道我是妳女兒的男朋友沒錯啦，也知道現在是該死的孤男寡女共處一室沒錯啦，可是一般來說會有人直接進房間監視嗎？保護過度了吧？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp9Zm4ONmA
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsbXjEpJl5
「不可以！要是這個男的對妳做了什麼怎麼辦？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBhTcHMnod
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQt7xCFMss
「我不想要現在抱孫子啊！」想太遠了吧？我再怎樣也不會讓品駒在這時候就懷上好嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiVYEs6sIl
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGlaM52zIT
「欸不是，娘，我們只是在玩遊戲而已。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hU1MSsVph
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJYuHclXIe
「可是我看妳給我的小說上面都是這樣啊！男女主角共處一室就是要幹那檔事，可是都會被打斷，我現在就要來打斷你們！」哪種小說啊！品駒妳都給妳娘灌輸了什麼宅知識啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1YIqotK56
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD35bwVMNq
「妳是說美好世界嗎？可惡早知道就不借妳看了。」不要劇透我啊！我是動畫黨的啊啊啊啊啊啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qlFUaLyYM
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kYDRJMRDe
「不管，反正我要待在這裡，妳是我唯一的女兒欸，怎麼可以就這樣被這個壞男人騙走。」品駒到高一之前都是男的好嗎！而且是我救了妳女兒欸！才不是什麼壞男人！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCw9j9xS3G
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9DnkmF9Bl
「娘。」突然間，品駒的聲音變得相當低沉，有點像是她以前還是男生時候的嗓音。我感覺自己的額頭冒出冷汗。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdKks6ZRD6
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcSIbgf8wz
我知道，這是品駒不高興的時候特有的特徵，聲音越低越來越不爽，這是跟品駒交往三年下來的其中一個心得。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpK3rQY6mE
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph89ESuCNN
也就是說，跟品駒相處19年的她娘，不可能不知道這件事情。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqNlETIhEH
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFetsJVDY6Y
品駒娘也突然不發一語，等待品駒接下來的發言。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXZgtAAHwl
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiJXPRZqwx
「永豪是一個正直的人，妳應該也知道吧？」突然被這樣稱讚，害我有點不知所措，不過從剛剛她們對話我就插不上嘴了，那樣也一樣不知所措。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvyfJrtYoT
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh2kbCDLWi
「......」品駒娘沒有回應，僅僅是抬了抬下巴示意品駒繼續說下去。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqo8HdKYhW
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOPuvlt8kX
「如果妳真的不信任他，就不會把他放進來了。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZPA9gp0x2
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8zrIYxZqH
「雖說我們已經成年了啦......」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYapHmgDcI
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh7G1a3DXQ
「不過要是娘還是擔心的話，那就給永豪做那個吧。」那個？那個是哪個？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlUFs8GZRm
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lgsBfJn3g
「......好，如果永豪可以跟我一起做出那個，我就離開這裡，不當你們的電燈泡。」所以說那個是幹嘛的啦！為什麼要用那個當代名詞啦！直接說出來不好嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNifyAaRPy
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzcBDXbTNr
「那個......打斷妳們母女......不，母子......父女......額......父子......唉隨便啦，打斷妳們很抱歉，但那個是什麼？我會怎麼樣嗎？」我會不會被抓去做奇怪的工作啊？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cscjXTXCV
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgaPsyXPpo
「你等等就知道了。」品駒娘說完，抓起我的手就走，意外的我無法反抗，明明是很纖細的手腕，卻可以將我整個人拉走。她的力氣可能比我還要大，而且全身上下都給人一種強者的感覺。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbYKESsyBd
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMUpJwC9XW
我自認身材跟運動能力不錯，但品駒娘應該可以將我壓在地上打，我很害怕那個是不是要跟她打一場之類的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNgOR6fvpF
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCneqTl10XX
我走過了品駒家的走廊，來到一間房間外。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MX8R67aOh
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNIJrqkand
門打開後，裡面的光景讓我驚訝不已。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLHcdbiYKo
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r34HqpaUh
這裡是極為雜亂的工作室，數不清的資料跟參考書無序的堆疊在地板上，填滿了整個房間，只留下一條還算是能走的通道。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEEKAE37ZK
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n95BxTdQr
不算長的通道通往一個類似上班族工作的隔間，四個位置分別有著三台電腦，剩下一個也是堆滿雜物。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZrJ9wAl4L
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iMeLvuBFl
我曾聽品駒說過，品駒娘是大夜班的接班工程師。這裡大概就是她準備來臨時出事的備用小工作室。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVwt11CTk6
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSfazQ3uNy
「品駒她小時候我就教導過她一些程式語言，因為自己實在是有一些分身乏術，所以簡單的工作我會讓品駒初步設計，我會再接著修改。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t9FBIBeeM
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0rNFLM37E
「雖然不是專業的，但品駒確實幫我分攤了不少工作，我也很感謝她。」品駒娘一邊說，一邊望著電腦桌面上的一張照片。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWPOeiEvbC
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLXkTEPQQI
那是品駒小時候，還是男生時期的照片。品駒娘的眼神裡，充滿了對品駒的不捨及愧疚。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTszjvc4jO
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ipqMk2gc0
即使再怎麼粉飾太平，品駒身上的詛咒也一定給了這位父親不少的打擊跟麻煩吧？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy0U23noiQ
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDX1Aedc0s
品駒娘的言下之意，大概就是品駒是那麼好的孩子，即使我是救過她的英雄，也不足以讓品駒娘認同吧？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OzbtJ0B8k
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn18g9IFHNV
既然要我的認同，那麼，證明自己配得上品駒吧！她大概就是這個意思。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQKBA0K51Q
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMFELWuBnD
「我會，咳......我會努力的！」說到一半，我突然被這個工作室的灰塵嗆到，這裡也該打掃了吧？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT5y7PQG9f
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFYnX8iGXN
「我會努力讓自己變成配得上品駒的人的！」我向品駒娘宣言。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx36wcJkT00
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvm8Oc7Ovi
「話說的真大啊！你有信心嗎？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6Qc2jR34c
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPop5Syf2y
「有！我小學的時候玩過貓咪拼圖程式！」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznYVfNqYhn
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyuWhG9n7a
「如果你說的是的Scratch話，那你完蛋了。」品駒娘如此宣言。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ565zTNxd6b
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXQeizTr9q
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事實上品駒娘沒說錯。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l61SYPfzz
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64XaY8VrnM
要一個外行人從0開始學習程式說真的超級硬。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdUhwQSaIx
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLnb6BlFba
尤其是當那傢伙還是文組的時候。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKP8gkw6Jj
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEwcFvZVp6
我疲憊的按下執行按鈕，卻依然跳出紅色的語法錯誤提示，我不由得再回到那行被標註的王八狗屁代碼檢查自己哪裡寫錯，再翻翻程式教學書好好地尋找正確的寫法。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjgLrjpk48
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEweBPh7mD
「我不行了......我放棄，我不敢再進品駒的房間了......」我直接趴倒在鍵盤上，淚水不停的落下，還好品駒娘都用防水的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcr04WLwmk
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB43yFckuZx
空無一人的房間，只剩下電扇的低鳴陪伴著我，一旁的資料只剩下一角被壓著，電扇將他吹的像是旗子一樣隨風搖曳一樣，象徵著我心裡早已舉起的白旗。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNu01HXZMo
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmxV9E8WF6
好想睡，好想放棄......我已經失去奮鬥的意志，有的只剩下對自己無能的悲痛跟殘存的渣渣。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGafmBbfxiL
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GTUKzUnOR
「這邊，少了一個分號喔！」輕巧柔和的嗓音稍稍喚回了我的意志，我驅動著剩下的渣渣，抬起渣渣用渣渣望著眼前的人。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHigXOz8dQA
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tJXPUBa09
不知道什麼時候進來的，品駒帶著看路邊受傷小動物的憐憫眼神看著我。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzECCayFrbj
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE31d1Djtn
「妳聽到我那沒出息的哀嚎了嗎？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA1VQAUrRK
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOqmdwa2Ul
「欸？不，沒聽到。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpyQaHJUNo
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQEniMPLV3
「妳想聽聽看嗎？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPsv8mUmTf
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBN2S1TFDE
「唉，難得看你這麼無助呢！」不吐槽我嗎人魚公主大人。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWDxM5EVjj
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3gPzJfRqG
「要喝嗎？」品駒將一杯水擋在我跟電腦之間。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEM3XQwHHw
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWYbntmtzp
這時我才發現自己的嘴唇已經乾燥的離譜，我像是抓住救命蜘蛛絲一樣猛然的將那杯水灌下，許久未經滋潤的喉嚨舒暢無比，我還想要更多......咕！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyljhqRY8lq
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvXWwe3W4a
「咳......嗚咳咳！」我嗆到自己了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuV5XDGdid
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauviaYGED5
「嗚哇！別喝那麼急啊！等等，這個給你。」品駒又拿出了一瓶礦泉水，我這次緩緩的喝下，才稍微舒緩自己的喉嚨。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlqxvEbQNf
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjK1fvIyxq
「我是來幫你的。」品駒拉開一旁的椅子坐下，將自己的長髮綁起來。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2jq6tmqxr
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRamxyictjg
「啊......是仙女，是女神，是救世主啊啊啊啊啊！」我語無倫次的讚頌前來拯救我的女神大人。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuyVGCRw6x
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsnjIYk5Up
「沒錯喔，我是仙女，所以請為了我繼續奮鬥吧！」品駒開啟電腦，將我的程式複製過去後，就開始在鍵盤上敲敲打打的修改。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLoyxKiqqV
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoQ2b1JG3I
「妳個城戶沙織......」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h5TJNUE4V
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXoXae3zOE
「好啦，其實娘也真的過火了，這些東西我當初也是花了好久才學會，你怎麼可能馬上超過我。」我才開始學習三天而已，她就要我學超過品駒的進度？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiwuwYjgr5
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0M8uF53FQ
「她也太魔鬼了吧？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLjyWxCqPM
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3tSnet4BD
「她也是這樣對待下屬的，比起我以前看到的你算好了。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzUNMq2Qhb
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4x8Ywoyzz
「還好我是文組。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcJxR7iiTZ
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyRTqIP6mZ
「可是她是你岳父。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpRRg6ozAQ
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq224TCVtb
「不......品駒，妳難道不能換個爸爸嗎？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7Gw67wYNZ
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOERudOyJp
「我從有意識到現在都沒有爸爸好嗎？娘就是娘。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX8JU4Wt7d
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcnDPbuwhO
「對不起......然後......我真的好想放棄......」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2R0BqyhYZ
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2gSwfEBb3
「其實放棄也可以的，反正不影響我們，只是你下次來我家可能就是要提親了。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX7FWB6nmn
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「我還想多多跟妳共處一室啊！」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDtFWHxG21
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5qfc1jv4m
「色鬼，現在也算是共處一室啊！」雖然兩個人沒發生什麼羞羞臉的事，就只是一個勁的打程式碼而已。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8Yye63TZO
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「我不要這種孤男寡女啦！我要那種月色真美的那種！」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeODpa39k26
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「像是這樣嗎？printf("月色真美")；嗎？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJpN7Jr9qz
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwwhzas0sI
「哇！我女友一點情趣都沒有，而且竟然還記得加分號。」夏目漱石要哭泣了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA3kbHXl53
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「畢竟內容物是三年前還是男的嘛。」品駒自嘲著。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdl7yfEg9l
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「品駒......」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95aJD3QBm1
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「嗯？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QW2ElGV8y
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「如果說，妳沒有變成女生的話，我們現在會是什麼關係啊......」這感覺真的相當奇妙，即使已經交往了三年，對於品駒抑或是我來說，完全是超越一般人可以理解的境界了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1Rz0NPnKj
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9I330mONYG
當然，我所認識的那對可以自由變換男女身份的情侶例外。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeV9n8oXIQl
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9okqqk17pk
如果品駒沒有變成女生，我們也一定是相當要好的摯友。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K3Zql0Waw
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我如此堅信著。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAuLRTFtzY
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可是，當摯友成為女友之時，我起了另一份心。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazPSdctuS4
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6yV12Rsva
那份思春期少年們特有的非分之想。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAAnCiaQtq
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosBSEdoVIx
不知道品駒是怎麼想的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhhFPdVZ2W
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKwUAVkyjc
「這個嘛......我依然會是永豪的朋友喔！只是不會被毛手毛腳的，感覺是不是比較好呢？」嗚哇，這傢伙在生我以前剛交往時亂摸她的悶氣。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmKexZ8yMf
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrP7LWHsPs
「那個......對不起，那是我年少輕狂不自卑。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtdMiDj1Xd
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJfWUAgBZj
「懂得什麼是進退就好，不過我變成女生之後，感覺並不排斥喔！」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJoxeQrdyE
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「欸？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6RLPzrU8N
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBHSzuGJJa
「就是那個嘛......欸手不要停下來，給我繼續碼字，分號也給我好好地加上去啊！」不知不覺我的手停了下來，而且又忘記加分號。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7FlCMx4dU
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF8bXrXbT7
「女生也會發情的喔！這是跨越男女性別之壁之後我所了解到的事情。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0Ilu179ES
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人類是少數全年發情的動物。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIbU217Xwt
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A9m0oBc8X
「所以，不只有你有那份心情而已，其實我也會，算是半斤八兩啦......」品駒早已看穿我心裡在想什麼，甚至早一步的讓我步下台階。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSS1GTyuvk
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWaIURSlPj
「而且永豪的身材很好，就像這樣靠著就很興奮了。」品駒像是一隻小動物一樣鑽進我的懷裡，我不自覺地抱住她的腰，雖然原本是個男生，但不得不說品駒的身材真的不錯，該軟的地方都有長出來......91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rSs1ua1GO
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喔不，喔不喔不。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZB017IYk6
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這樣下去我可能會直接推倒品駒......91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AS35UZL0t
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn3R0KikKJ
等等，剛剛品駒說女生也會發情對吧？這樣說起來剛剛鑽進我懷裡的行為算發情嗎？我可以把她這樣解釋成她想要嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacTYE3n5KA
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「品駒......」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP5KknsJjt
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「嗯？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6YC2IEGfG
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「我們上次接吻是什麼時候了？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUliWMotFug
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM2aAomfMl
「......好久了，不記得了。」交往三年來，我們有親密接觸的機會少之又少。並不是說什麼兩人性冷感之類的，純粹只是沒有那樣的場合跟氣氛而已。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikOQYLlXpo
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「想刷新紀錄嗎？」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMFrsst3U1
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGAnPRuOiD
「你個色鬼。」只要品駒這樣說，幾乎就是OK了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd1eENG1S1
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPIJI0Au3X
我心一喜，將懷裡佳人的臉捧了起來。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujQ5sfJzU0
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoABoWodFV
默契十足的閉上雙眼，我感覺品駒的吐息越來越近，明明已經吻過好幾次了，現在還是會緊張。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOYVtQmkUL
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uVK6Sj6fZ
品駒這波發情搞不好都可以直接幹到最後，我如此期待著。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7MPwhXCu5
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「啾！」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MDrPiX5Jm
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欸？怎麼有股口紅的味道，我記得品駒剛剛是素顏......91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuGwBDgcAn
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7015oh0VN
我張開眼睛，眼前的佳人不是品駒，而是面貌跟她有幾分相似，卻更加展現成熟氣息的一名女性。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc98qc4vbqq
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......91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiOuQTOROS
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「嗚，嗚哇！」敢問伯父您剛剛是砸瓦魯多了嗎？怎麼瞬間插入我們之間啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKyhIxnnZH
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmkrAA5KIf
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「欸？欸？娘？」品駒聽見我的慘叫便張開眼睛，卻發現自己的娘擋在她跟我的中間。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfN96p44NMS
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWxHKi3N65
「臭小子，你早上沒刷牙嗎？跟我女兒接吻口氣還那麼糟糕啊！而且你竟敢在我面前動我女兒，想必是做好心理準備了吧！」品駒娘抓住我的衣領，用手帕擦了擦自己的唇，其上的口紅被拭去，顏色卻依然鮮豔。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVfL0XkYnJ
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHqf6BCx2g
「不是，伯父，喔不，伯母，聽我解釋！」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1zOFdjyu9
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZfVB4CiFq
「沒什麼好解釋的了，現在我要直接讓你從C畢業，給我好好等著吧！現在是Java課程了！」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0IoJ2LDu4
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGEo0NSKGv
「Java？那個我都沒有學會欸！」品駒發出驚呼。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLqA5QW1p5
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILatNHfqEu
「欸欸欸欸欸！」雖然不懂，可是好像很可怕啦，聽起來就跟高等工程數學一樣很難，不要啊啊啊啊啊啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3dFuki1Bg
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtqTO7XNEJ
「呀哈哈哈哈！呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！」品駒娘瘋狂的大笑，像是為了迎接我接著悲慘命運的奏鳴曲一樣，她笑得就像個控制向量的孩子。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwCHJ50bNl
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「老公。」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEpfmILESe
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一聲不算是大聲，但卻可以傳到在場所有人耳裡，令人靜下心來的呼喚，定住了在場的所有人。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uGNSbG6lx
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNRFvdO3JZ
品駒娘的尖銳笑聲嘎然而止，取而代之的是傍晚的悠閒寂靜。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvRFqDXZvZ
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxi5AA2W0b
那的確是可以令人靜下心來的呼喚，但那是「因為害怕而涼透的心」。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox3VJD3NVw
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jrKDKVGTz
「......嘎......嘎......」那是品駒娘緩緩扭動脖子的聲音。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d7Yz2Ho28
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKr2NbunBy
空氣因為壓力而凝結一般，我感覺幾乎就要窒息，所謂的氣勢就是如此，只要一聲就可以壓迫全場。明明就只是品駒娘轉頭過去的這段時間裡，我卻覺得像是過了一世紀那麼久。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjlYDazHoo
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGZm8oIb9o
「妳剛剛是搶了女兒的男朋友嗎？」說話的人，是品駒的母親，也就是品駒娘的伴侶。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX6ZRc231w
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qkIasmuVd
哎呀，我現在才發現，即使在場所有人的內容物是三男一女，但生理上卻是一男三女啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Tdhoempsh
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現在的意思是，“我女友的蕾絲媽媽吻了我害我被另一個蕾絲媽媽嫉妒”的場景嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zafNQy564
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我是輕小說男主角嗎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！剛剛那個標題比“我前女友是繼母的拖油瓶”還要母湯啊！我不是熟女控啊啊啊啊啊！內容差不多可以堪稱我昨天一夜情的對象成為我妹我暗戀的老師成為我姐的王八蛋發情故事啦啊啊啊啊啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngYZWcNQdZ
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRbC2uamvF
「那個，不，老婆，妳聽我解釋......」91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNePILvanht
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「不用解釋了，妳看到女兒的男朋友就親上去還需要解釋嗎？」話還沒說完，品駒媽媽就像將小貓拎起來一樣抓住我們兩個的後頸領，用拖行的將我們拖離電腦桌前。而且她的說法跟剛剛品駒娘的說法如出一轍，這一家人都不喜歡聽人解釋的嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanzYWRlPTY
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欸？等等，我也要被處罰嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgWla6u2kW
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcM1PffT7q
「媽，對永豪下手輕一點啊！他好歹也是妳未來的女婿。」欸？是我的錯覺嗎？為什麼我感覺品駒也有點不高興啊！為什麼不幫我說話啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbUTyukP0f
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等等等等，她在嫉妒我被她娘親了嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHUu8d9U0b
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哦買尬！我他媽......91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYPX0msPhO
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千言萬語無法訴盡我現在心裡的無奈。我只是，想要親一下自己的女朋友而已啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1cf0r5bKh
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjuIvHQ0YG
「那個，問一下，我們接下來......」我本來打算悄悄地問問品駒娘再來會被怎麼處理，但我一轉頭就停止了問話，倒吸了一口氣。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXxqcsLmoZ
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品駒娘，翻著白眼就這麼昏倒了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUq3Yi5qJA
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7qHjELeYk
品駒娘不論身心都比我強健上不知道幾倍欸？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30qDjuSKmm
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那麼，這不就代表......91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EFkt8WWIg
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我望向把我們倆拖著走的品駒媽媽。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ250q8HPgeI
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlCivLYAjn
從後面勉強可以窺視她的側臉，她露出了諧謔的笑容，明明看起來是很溫和的女性，卻笑得我心裡發寒。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFlHIqIyCv
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那是我從沒看過的表情，可是本能卻如此咆哮著：91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnDyyft7H3
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不啊啊啊啊啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6u0ayoGuE
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不要啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOVKc3ghgp
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快逃命啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB9NAngxJN
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呀啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm5Epl2JDI
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在這之後的事情，我完全沒有記憶了，只是本能性的害怕著品駒媽媽。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxidFX7niA2
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIwh1q8llS
我難得的寒假，就在這種莫名奇妙的恐懼跟品駒娘的社畜訓練還有跟品駒的些許溫存中結束了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJIKkSTHL0
91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYyfwMikBx
嗯，回憶起來，真是完全沒有可以跟賢宇分享的經驗，連唯一能親到的那次都被砸瓦魯多斷大了，而且之後還失憶......91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VeWBDi1tP
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於是，我選擇沉默，等待另外兩人的經驗談。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpXCE9anwC
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