旅遊車上,老師提議同學們唱歌自娛。133Please respect copyright.PENANATEDXkPftRK
健仔說:「不如唱《球迷奇遇記》?」
眾同學不滿:「扯!都唔識唱!」「聽都未聽過!」「都無人知係咩歌!」「健仔成日都係咁!」
另一同學建議:「不如我哋唱『世界盃嗰首』?」
於是,同學們興高烈地高唱:「起來!起來!起來!起來!今晚大家不想去街!起來!起來!起來!起來!坐低又起身博命嗌……」
健仔臉色一沉,頓時氣憤難平。
事隔二十多年,健仔依然納悶:全車三十多位同學,真的全都不知道歌名?抑或,同學們萬眾一心,誓要集體欺凌健仔?133Please respect copyright.PENANAspUEi0GNqQ
後記133Please respect copyright.PENANAkkN5xavP18
「……場、場、場面偉大,腳、腳、腳法古怪,人、人、人浪最High!」
全車同學突然靜了下來,你眼望我眼。似乎不知道接下來的歌詞,不懂得唱下去。133Please respect copyright.PENANAlEBA0yaApf
健仔眉頭一皺,計上心頭,氣聚丹田,朗聲疾rap:
朗拿度個光頭就好可愛133Please respect copyright.PENANAHXqzF0q97D
施丹都有個地中海133Please respect copyright.PENANAAT3nGqc4we
柏金就最怕搭飛機去比賽133Please respect copyright.PENANA9iJIqaLKvn
卡路士嘅罰球就囉曬彩133Please respect copyright.PENANAi1Pe6yGkfj
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- Dddeco. “File:98France 14juin.JPG”. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0. Wikimedia Commons, 14 June 1998, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:98France_14juin.JPG. Accessed 15 November 2023.
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- 李克勤. “球迷奇遇記”. Composed by 江港生 and 李克勤, performed by 李克勤, Music Impact Entertainment, 1998.133Please respect copyright.PENANAwNR9tneBJR