我:「我哋擺低啲嘢就走喇。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAevF8XoKewL
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阿妹:「哦!阿哥你有女就唔理我喇!說好了要賠罪呀嘛!我要食雞子吖!」273Please respect copyright.PENANA4RdUPSUjdh
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我:「唔係唔整,我哋去買牛扒,今晚加餸。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAmqqGhYqpBJ
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阿妹:「咁好啦!順便買condom啊!」273Please respect copyright.PENANAOB6LqmERC1
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楚翹:「你都黐線嘅,留返俾你啦。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAPD0XA7VBR6
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阿妹:「我都冇仔。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAbBgj84uUge
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我:「冇仔先好,我唔想咁快做人舅父。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAAFF4iPxUrx
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楚翹:「阿妹,等你開學,我帶你去識男仔啦!」273Please respect copyright.PENANANgTuotxPqG
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阿妹:「多謝阿嫂,我夜晚一定唔會阻住你哋兩個「造人」㗎!」273Please respect copyright.PENANA9cqXcJMxig
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我:「歐陽蕊心小姐,我哋仲係學生嚟㗎,同埋我係唔會做埋啲違反道德嘅事。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAF4yk6bPoTZ
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阿妹:「你唔想,可能人哋想呢?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAG2Vy0gtPbm
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楚翹:「浚彥,唔好理你阿妹,佢應該缺仔缺到傻咗。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAgSJmQ9iyWR
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我:「係囉!我哋走喇,你自己乖乖哋留喺屋企看門口啦!」273Please respect copyright.PENANAsUWNJuyska
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阿妹:「你哋兩個唔要我喇!」273Please respect copyright.PENANAXydvVDNqC4
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楚翹:「送首靚歌俾你-被世界遺棄不可怕。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAI0Xd6EgWAG
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我:「楚翹,你好毒吖!送首《垃圾》俾人,暗串人係垃圾。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAc03ux1le0p
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阿妹:「你哋兩個快啲走吖!兩個夾攻我一個,都唔公平嘅。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAOGBafuKg09
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我:「呢個世界有公平嘅咩?我哋真係走喇,Bye。」273Please respect copyright.PENANA4AucgIlPun
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阿妹:「小心俾車撞吖!」273Please respect copyright.PENANAaS2mik0apW
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又到我同楚翹獨處嘅時間,念在阿妹咁孤單,我決定…273Please respect copyright.PENANAAZvqglIBRx
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我:「係呢,聽日你哋兩個係咪去行街?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAWDmCOytXL0
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楚翹:「係吖!聽晚有咩節目?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAz1v87GvwFd
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我:「陣間你咪知囉!我去打個電話先。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAqWCwo79K2s
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「嘟…嘟…嘟…」273Please respect copyright.PENANAFbT56R0XAu
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我打俾我嘅老死,同我一樣都係冇女(雖然我而家有女)嘅希逸。273Please respect copyright.PENANAjsW1E3J6ZV
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希逸:「喂!做乜聖誕節打俾我呢個單身狗吖!你冇女陪咩?睇你IG,知道你有女啦!有冇食咗佢吖?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAk79AaOkxXp
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我:「細聲啲啦!佢聽到㗎!」273Please respect copyright.PENANASX9m4blLsw
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希逸:「Sor9ly阿嫂,我冇心㗎!」273Please respect copyright.PENANAGic7iJo0Tf
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楚翹:「唔緊要。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAQlLMrQHlFG
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希逸:「你哋搵我有咩事?」273Please respect copyright.PENANATGXgkAZdgf
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我:「我搵得你梗係有好嘢益你啦!」273Please respect copyright.PENANA9wi6fRseiG
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希逸:「有咩好嘢吖 !」273Please respect copyright.PENANAeI8Id6SCk6
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我:「你成日話冇女,我有好介紹俾你。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAJup3pBI4t3
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希逸:「係咪你阿妹先?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAdYpncmbu9H
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我:「你真係太聰明喇,就係我可愛嘅阿妹喇!」273Please respect copyright.PENANAcFD0ZnRUGl
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希逸:「講咗想溝你阿妹已經好多年,你今年終於都諗開咗喇?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAlMsLZgljGm
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我:「我真係唔明阿妹有咩正?又暴力、又公主病。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAFAmgLWSdp1
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希逸:「你阿妹不知幾正,嗰次一齊出嚟去海馬公園,佢又識照顧人、又有禮貌、仲要好靚㖭!真係一見鍾情。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAsDhTfJnPnE
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我:「得喇!聽日有冇嘢做,上嚟我屋企打打邊爐?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAYAuDsN9LA5
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希逸:「幾忙都嚟啦!你平時咁保護你阿妹,連我單獨約出街都唔俾。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAHfp7df9xbO
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我:「咁我預埋你㗎喇!聽日晏晝西灣河地鐵站等,一齊買餸。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAc3CCHIReZm
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希逸:「我識做㗎喇!」273Please respect copyright.PENANA9A1T3kCQ31
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我:「咁聽日見啦!Bye。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAnrYTrZawNz
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楚翹:「咁樣幫阿妹搵男朋友會唔會太求其咗啲吖?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAijcEUl3Ivs
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我:「梗係唔會啦!希逸好仔嚟,佢好nice㗎,佢成日喺我面前提起阿妹,問我點樣溝阿妹㖭。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAlqEIGY3saR
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楚翹:「咁你都唔可以幫阿妹亂咁配對人㗎?」273Please respect copyright.PENANANPdyJqV8ty
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楚翹應該覺得我係求其搵條友塞俾阿妹…273Please respect copyright.PENANAlOJiPINaP6
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我:「最大問題就係阿妹都鍾意希逸,阿妹都成日喺我面前提起希逸。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAZdtqjd2m82
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楚翹:「嘩!佢哋兩個有冇咁夾吖?」273Please respect copyright.PENANATKNqCvrMno
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我:「我都唔知吖!我哋三個之前去咗海馬公園,佢哋兩個就一拍即合。嗰次我哋三個去玩鬼屋,佢哋兩個拖晒手咁入鬼屋,明明係第一次見面咋嘛。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAcjUqUgHOxz
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楚翹:「睇嚟有人妒忌喎!」273Please respect copyright.PENANADfi3l955Z9
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我:「自此之後,佢哋就交換咗電話號碼,仲日日傾計㖭!我作為佢阿哥,佢都唔係成日同我傾計。希逸條粉腸又係,同阿妹傾計又唔陪我打機。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAfuGWhJiZQr
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楚翹:「你阿妹都dry咗咁耐,有仔埋身梗係開心啦!」273Please respect copyright.PENANAFUaldwA2nq
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我:「咁又係嘅。」273Please respect copyright.PENANAi7GDrxhuJ8
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我:「我哋返嚟喇。」273Please respect copyright.PENANADJmczdfFRW
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阿妹:「又放閃。你哋兩個對我用完即棄,我好傷心吖!冇我,你哋兩個都唔會喺埋一齊,更加唔會識到對方。」273Please respect copyright.PENANA3EofvemX4Q
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我:「睇嚟你真係缺仔缺到傻咗。嗱!你阿哥,即係我,就係一個好人嚟嘅。你幫咗我,我就一定會報答你嘅,我介紹我嘅兄弟俾你識啦!」273Please respect copyright.PENANA6NL2VOR2N7
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阿妹:「真係㗎!可唔可以介紹同你好frd嗰個男仔,黑黑實實,又好多肌肉嗰個呢?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAQjUePdmYiT
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我:「你講嗰個大隻gay佬,希逸?」273Please respect copyright.PENANAhhnisUjSdw
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阿妹:「Exact7ly。」273Please respect copyright.PENANA7fNuGf6TVz
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我:「咁多個好男仔唔揀,係要揀個gay佬嘅?」273Please respect copyright.PENANA2F8SoAnpku
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阿妹:「嗰次我哋去海馬公園玩鬼屋,人哋不知幾man,喺我驚嗰陣時又會拖住我,又對我好,而且仲要好靚仔㖭!」273Please respect copyright.PENANAuCrQTfbii6
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我:「我幫你諗諗佢啦!你要人哋,人哋都唔要你啦,你咁暴力。」273Please respect copyright.PENANASEqksWOG5Z
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阿妹:「咩話!你夠膽就講多次!」273Please respect copyright.PENANA6rQ86rgLVS
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(待續 To be continued)