我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpFDGqNvxE
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9naEM8vjH
［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2edIfMrTZk
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0MM6FosVW
我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSesVmEG0Q
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0ZBCA6qz5
阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokgtvBbeB3
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfpud0fNKE
我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZSQykznVr
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDeP3p5ZxQ
楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k55VWUIsx
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3EP7ZqL5b
我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhrxlq3TOZ
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MIN7iPy81
楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8nUJeuG8k
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi52H8KcWlS
希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQko6kp93um
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcSLKHUfyJ
楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB65qvQUbK5
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJujXaYJJ5
我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGmPmVs1kq
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9mwT5DdAx
希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72J4qlTXJf
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIrjrGEiFH
阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9fz2oJWrK
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbv5Xxrob6
希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQAjrDSQmG
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvbxPCWGMa
阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4OzVVGWOC
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUdds2XqfK
希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAbOvZJO5p
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh3d3TKBxx
阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYxN3d3Tca
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFlmjq96Zk
希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxliCBtsprq
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3ZfQTWOme
阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqGTneglJX
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIW7YgZD5L
希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB7WquU7H7
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1iDmNHxfu
阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6Ubkn5kGq
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGVDUYoDGe
希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WPzNRewiQ
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKcEY5vNEK
阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Cl2HUcOVq
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUCJJRYcit
希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyUnIPHp6k
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcg2XzERLl
阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ou2fazsS9
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4C8yeHODX
希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEzdWz2agG
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujysz1jl1F
阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbIgisVjuI
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5qZCW0Vdo
希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUigzzp20bm
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdOi0SAAVX
阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKnFMF6hD9
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrz1dj3f9H
希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb2F486qs1
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24ZxstrrAX
阿妹：「因為溫差大。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmSBLBKWqq
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDak3v4VyVA
希逸：「唔係。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRDsUIlA38
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyKPsq6ror
阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSsENIfeHd
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBWKUycxkf
希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf3areHzAe
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnoPV7rpyl
阿妹：「無聊。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh03cSHXFPo
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9hWqdbgHx
希逸：「無聊你又笑。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRyCg1ZZds
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFEGZTIpwj
阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQm4cOgf4c
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoYpMjlkYR
希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4w1ezyOrT
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTLiFYcFc4
阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEUsu8BStL
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfjPQREFTa
希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZFRLNgKOl
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW29zCHAWF
阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1j8PVf37an
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4NTCFWRfU
希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RmHXB9qM4
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43gfjIXAUi
阿妹：「唔知呢？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwdTXgCEaY
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb1KBV9mAT
希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kLrPA1LAS
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1sWqkBbNJ
阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxavJq1cJPF
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHWxgI3YD5
希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHeehtxCNe
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJm2WuG0dsw
唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWewJz7kLE
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoLGtzHszQ
我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDenUSoYYG
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3mmnwwpfp
希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBYp2SS7lc
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gwDyjZnvr
楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpjUXs4LI4
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuAfpNg3fC
楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfubF2cyMgL
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjLiygG6mD
希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjAeSvq6Kf
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzVMUHQZDC
阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdbPTU2LQA
------292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjHxAXUHl6
我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTBCILoZ3w
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cdyYpEmHB
楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUOYnJz329
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrDYlixwjq
我：「何以見得？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemwcACc0dA
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2RDVmDLON
楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwpNEnL3JJ
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXFKsrMUK9
我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8sZIeqkJI
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nmvPr1sxY
楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRQUZw9bQp
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiVrJCjQ53
我：「咁好啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ujMlvr96n
------292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulYaM9bUPX
我：「我返嚟喇！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzZQRpQRLO
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBdDXibnKU
阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7FAc4aRKn
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RwgCH8MXC
希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDhbetsSzP
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7TGvlyMJA
我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscvnRMp9zp
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYh3lq5HdP
阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqJoERQgga
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8mH0l0gun
我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemeScDhWvE
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6UHcJH4o5
我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSlISAULJD
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlgTD2dENY
阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5PMP0bWcJ
-292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoFZ2CSrl4
（待續 To be continued）
Penana
search
Loginarrow_drop_down
Registerarrow_drop_down
