我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAZBrpZxpm3e
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAnClaabRdwu
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA1MZ99iXzGj
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA7eMPmXQcPH
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」227Please respect copyright.PENANApBC8JxDzSG
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA4UP61nvSpw
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」227Please respect copyright.PENANA3jPloLHIr8
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAhiN4bHGwZ9
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」227Please respect copyright.PENANASkBMcnwCHX
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAaXTUA6tbIW
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAWNWCmh53Iw
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老闆:「我會喎!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAZdxJLltEgh
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAvfTeeBm2Zm
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA71FAD6UjCj
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」227Please respect copyright.PENANALzG0Ln6ynq
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAq5KDI2ql9F
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAaLUVd4fcmv
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAN5Mjdr5QId
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAU6CRjypeF4
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAVbWmjAQr25
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUoL0Sb5oR1
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」227Please respect copyright.PENANALB7OecnutY
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」227Please respect copyright.PENANApXfGG8OQBC
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAYtBaljofIN
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAqIsmEmBaAZ
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAZEtCng5vcs
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA5xFH0cMebO
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAqas6ha70mQ
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAIzEMGoXTpS
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAe5GZUQDk8a
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAZcaVAKbmlr
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAYLo1My55wW
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAehTEsPVWjj
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAmLzomWkbg6
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAtysPtf9bia
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」227Please respect copyright.PENANApFjNlG0BfH
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUJnuQR9KtE
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAIL8FFwOoP4
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA8CxS07qph8
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAr9HTcOHv3w
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA5WCk5QXedi
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAFmpYx0fM9X
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA8njUU46Dyc
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA5DAD5y69wh
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA8E4fnk9eeA
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZHrCdlIPK
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」227Please respect copyright.PENANABbXvSfu3zu
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA1W8PA5Z3BC
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我:「係靈活。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAiUCadBNZDW
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA23nouFgNoO
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAdLlVguJTd1
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」227Please respect copyright.PENANARCHpv6jTl2
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUnwIuFcKM3
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA92ZW9cKvAO
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAl8wQYybeAI
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」227Please respect copyright.PENANABHx9lXZ6xW
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAr2ylSF8KNK
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA6evEQKQOAi
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ7ZqRUcWW
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAlMCaM3jAhR
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA8BtUCJd5DX
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA5dg9aOmVSk
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAYheekekU2d
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAwBr00kmYKW
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAPSOjMZJ1iL
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAddyqHg4nH6
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」227Please respect copyright.PENANANbDpBE3Vtl
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAl1TBs24ATb
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAHTzoVRqYlZ
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAvgIyS994if
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楚翹:「流~德華。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAfenfuP95VR
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAJ93rwFx6V8
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAOMUhsMUb4N
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAy9VwKPOQeV
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAgeaek4YtGg
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」227Please respect copyright.PENANATpZZoqBICP
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAE0rl0EHq3H
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAujpMT30ZHz
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUtXQdkXNjg
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAHb0aP2vHIT
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我:「牛津囉!」227Please respect copyright.PENANASQyi3AxJqq
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」227Please respect copyright.PENANApcNpYGeh4H
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAT0BwhSexfB
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAxSNQkwUxED
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA9c3cObhrp9
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAgBVebJwqxE
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAvoPDtXjl20
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAhrztzfkv9A
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」227Please respect copyright.PENANA9N3rexaQ6O
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(待續 To be continued)