我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeySo2sF8eb
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsi0BEsMLB
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH1kGLM3dy
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP8DpX4pnB
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oDpEfXokr
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7fFzyAP8L
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv84eSUWcw
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgN30s37Rn
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuhCyRVvwt
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG7u84u3Ge
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV12lnCzAig
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老闆：「我會喎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKAxOPligq
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z2QbMhwte
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Lgj7CD9rU
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d5y4gWyIg
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqlwNrsszw
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QMlU1PDGA
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRrErDcyR9
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhShCmIas9e
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwOZe3AEnK
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7vOUI9qVz
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUPCM7XLGR
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CWeFRneuw
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoYxS8aAsb
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4oz465tMS
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Co795dCym
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbbxArn0Q3
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGMl72McUQ
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZLNlU7YgB
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiJBgpZ3Ha
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNcwqioyxm
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjhkxEMocA
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1fVdkzaWr
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeRY0ondzD
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyQm1ZFC9J
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6Wtc0F59l
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHng6jUYkGC
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZbn2qcs05
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdX0KVKSMRR
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EYG8bcIWY
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcUVV4e6OV
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIowLjCuPf5
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRkSZVRAhW
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAQcz9BVy6
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPWaY0XWYd
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCUnuOQsK8
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2a9kuoaPN
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwi04QuXfKL
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我：「係靈活。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDyyCUhDCO
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSc9u91AN9
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmjJzKOJs2
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KooinfhmU
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqfnpRfi13
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqD3Gmaa6N
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiOHB6qEbh
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3g2xVgJov
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIHbIDoGdY
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKguzscJ3iE
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGsxhPObhA
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtubB1jHdqt
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2QYbDK8rX
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCr3zlOPzh
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2qZAyXCg6
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO27xOh5jH
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNZUsNjEGA
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0Zr5Lb51E
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCRLfnvUrI
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L8VBTRCFp
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jbfUQW1G0
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwiRETkbaO
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楚翹：「流~德華。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl5f3dSBSD
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEscaW1RBai
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BKq4BOgF9
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBemPUmogK
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVjH2njx9H
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvxJ8FYXSD
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgjNItn97O
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu2wPZ31BA
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpWDMEGE13
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6WkfuZPSK
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我：「牛津囉！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicsYDfbDBT
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT0qTNMiUt
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Gzp3tANK9
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5BBpbwfjA
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWklzQnOhT9
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQyESwv7uv
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4ozaWmISk
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiBItuqrJH
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFxTBJ4bt6
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（待續 To be continued）
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