我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAGN1SyWcZXL
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」196Please respect copyright.PENANABu3NR77Z6D
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAPyimeYBiPl
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAJywe4fznUg
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」196Please respect copyright.PENANASvmgCgzJ0p
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAoazocKPFIS
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAvqy7z0mLb8
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAilrz4y2rBc
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAWy0Jr9GHqF
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAOgEWlFJNtT
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAMyCfAx4QW0
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老闆:「我會喎!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAoCwJEk19wA
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAQePFkzMTSn
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」196Please respect copyright.PENANApyxg0xv6Hl
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAHKwXVfaiSt
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAHil3lpMZqg
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」196Please respect copyright.PENANA3SlTkzANUj
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAuh46Zt0ljR
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAFdR2vwS36a
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」196Please respect copyright.PENANA7v4I339gL1
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAd0TFXUVKeO
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAN4TUAXibYB
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」196Please respect copyright.PENANA9aV9L0NQaL
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」196Please respect copyright.PENANABDVNwjgDZQ
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」196Please respect copyright.PENANA84foXXkVUj
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAm7ZNt87iQO
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」196Please respect copyright.PENANA82uB68T4WP
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAhDEeNAoHTN
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」196Please respect copyright.PENANATZC7qAoYda
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAi11xc9oWZO
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」196Please respect copyright.PENANA0qNpW5JOOZ
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAYGkVT7xPvv
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAGFaE1eq3Rc
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAK04L6qYOds
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAclSPahy3VN
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAxKgyfTDl5R
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」196Please respect copyright.PENANACs8SoNBNG1
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAW98ShrtWNw
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAetTjV4mucJ
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」196Please respect copyright.PENANA444sOxuWP7
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAZug0ggbQD5
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAeVCCouWXgB
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」196Please respect copyright.PENANA758qmMkAVW
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAZMx5YgxuwU
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAKk7ULUBnqG
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAmbpMgrKcKN
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」196Please respect copyright.PENANACQs9u0PHz0
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAt8H7wBIloS
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我:「係靈活。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAM2GCEm4wwt
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」196Please respect copyright.PENANACq9uTHkrhF
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAweP0rvYkqV
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAo9VQEFfXgp
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAuew887IOZq
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」196Please respect copyright.PENANA3sPUc2tw7n
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAtzP0pQT9O1
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAYawaq6ihVv
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAAxrQqeSJ5O
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAyQU9gmhy5i
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」196Please respect copyright.PENANA09kFzN6GaZ
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAGWAe9GSI0U
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAWXOkW09sMP
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAzZoO52oQUa
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAQRGiWP4bvc
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAsSGgAtymLZ
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAw4IdbWLCLy
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAJJZ4tluhaC
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAjCU2z5CGW3
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」196Please respect copyright.PENANArTcfcsRpqy
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAYu1tPH8fN9
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」196Please respect copyright.PENANA39jAS4SMJa
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楚翹:「流~德華。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAYid96ZzE3G
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAGGYJEMU6gy
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAP5p7EYJIzr
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」196Please respect copyright.PENANA3tMahkHyGt
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」196Please respect copyright.PENANA7Lx5iR4tbW
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」196Please respect copyright.PENANANJ1EBdp7xR
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAeVDUPPU1IJ
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAM0hSamiprk
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAxCVQS25z5K
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAiwzLKw1HOl
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我:「牛津囉!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAh3aemfHpYe
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」196Please respect copyright.PENANA2TciZntVCQ
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAbhzDrX3IcI
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8CSP02Ce9
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAlbY4sadk03
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」196Please respect copyright.PENANA88VICPfQaS
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAePvlsrDCNK
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」196Please respect copyright.PENANA6RzTgDYJ6n
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」196Please respect copyright.PENANARqadGk4FhC
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(待續 To be continued)