阿妹:「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊!我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAJvnXwpk5Ew
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我:「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA5xyJvseaI8
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希逸:「噓!講呢啲!咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAoFMUSIQAvY
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我:「好兄弟。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA7JqegmzQLJ
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希逸:「兄弟好!己所不欲,勿施於人。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAjXnms55RfM
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我:「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息,聽日就開學喇!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAiMkPmeOfqp
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希逸:「梗係啦!食完拍個籮柚走得。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAEuxH6YMqcE
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我:「啲碗……阿茂洗啊?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAyaBmgb2WnN
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希逸:「嘻嘻!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAH7YMjiDpzZ
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我:「洗埋先準走。」204Please respect copyright.PENANARRxfA6uvuw
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希逸:「係嘅老闆,使唔使切埋啲生果,煮下紅豆沙咁?」204Please respect copyright.PENANA5Exm23W58w
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我:「係就最好啦!煮埋宵夜都可以㗎!」204Please respect copyright.PENANA3bC4w259Bl
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希逸:「唔得,你話今晚要早啲休息。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAivovUe3cAB
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阿妹:「係囉!呢句你講㗎。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAMMnGKDO9sh
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我:「嘩!你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎,你哋今日咩事?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAoLjjYz9Fs5
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希逸:「黐線,我最聽你講嘢㗎喇!你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAjSaH2c7OHo
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阿妹:「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛,點會撚化我呢?」204Please respect copyright.PENANABNoEMnp8UL
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我:「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢,之後攞返出嚟講。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAW80XGiYO9U
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希逸:「平生不做虧心事。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAoUFVugDFDx
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阿妹:「阿哥敲門也不驚。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAFpit0F3mBB
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我:「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAOAmKMGI1lX
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希逸:「梗係似啦!餓鬼呀嘛!」204Please respect copyright.PENANApO8GVaEkZ9
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我:「邊度似,你用屎眼睇嘢?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAkf7lUQneJl
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希逸:「我用……呢隻眼。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAotj45bfTUx
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我:「嘩嘩嘩!好撚痛吖屌你!」204Please respect copyright.PENANASX7SWDdjFc
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希逸話口未完,對我做咗「千年殺」,呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿,由下面一嘢插上去,真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人,你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。204Please respect copyright.PENANAeVYD5mlP0f
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我:「你係咪未死過。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA3BXz5z7F8h
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希逸:「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAkYPGkaVJf9
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我:「擰轉身。」204Please respect copyright.PENANABKcy7Rpqii
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希逸:「做咩先。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAamw1GwTrhi
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我:「你轉咗先。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAPrme2ify9m
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希逸:「啊~好撚痛吖!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAd0KooiVQxa
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我:「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAg2JohM1WHD
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希逸:「下次唔搞,原來真係好痛。」204Please respect copyright.PENANADHlsVPU5Ef
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阿妹:「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAmMIa8kqUOj
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希逸:「唔好吖,好痛㗎!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAiOMbl5n3ER
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阿妹:「希逸,我要進來了。」204Please respect copyright.PENANARTkvC4LUmn
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希逸:「大人饒命啊!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAnF0X471xUy
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阿妹:「原來插人係咁爽㗎!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAzLM1HXuE7Q
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我:「但被人插會好痛囉!」204Please respect copyright.PENANALeG8eu1oOL
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阿妹:「唔緊要,反正我都唔會試到。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAs2ahF3uSxX
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希逸:「你諗下好喇!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAoIBKH3Fmcv
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我:「喂喂喂!你係咪想死,喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAtpslstFtdF
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希逸:「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAjQa3tkVot5
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我:「我好介意,做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAOSiOPeUS43
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希逸:「呢啲嘢係咩呢?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAZm9lNEpXp4
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我:「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAkc8EY1BRfx
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希逸:「即係邊啲呢?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAhK6sg6d1o6
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我:「敦倫之樂啊!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAgB3PRx0zOU
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希逸:「得你一個先係咁鹹濕,我好正經㗎!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAK0zMZFvEVb
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阿妹:「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢,我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAPy23YNQjkb
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我:「係敦倫,唔係倫敦。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAqR9lI2tEIM
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楚翹:「對你好失望囉!開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟,點知識得越耐,就越嚟越鹹濕。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA4PqJ50HENU
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我:「三個恰一個,完全唔公平。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAj3bP33VWA1
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楚翹:「呢個世界就係咁唔公平,,因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAnZPtTyaYNP
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我:「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦!」204Please respect copyright.PENANA2ggC1dyR5I
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楚翹:「嘩!突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAyybICpNFlH
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我:「我梗係識搵靚位入啦!我入咩位都咁靚。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAYLzu5QoUZQ
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楚翹:「哈!哈!哈!你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAIepIhWJwzw
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我:「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢!我係講泊車,入咩位都咁靚。」204Please respect copyright.PENANArkumCowCaW
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楚翹:「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA8VoPecwq6c
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我:「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅,我講嘢好直接㗎。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAdCcW4AeylF
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楚翹:「直接……直接笠水呀嘛!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAcof5Bq8HWE
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我:「我份人,天不怕、地不怕。」204Please respect copyright.PENANACvlU02NSeq
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楚翹:「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢,要我開口先呢。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAzZDeBDhmqb
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希逸:「你……有冇搞錯。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAGlRNNqxJdq
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阿妹:「原來楚翹表白先㗎?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAg8knWEy1yL
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!對住啲木頭,唔主動啲,人哋唔知㗎。」204Please respect copyright.PENANApd2dSXFFdZ
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我:「我原本諗住講㗎!點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAZLsypeTpfn
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楚翹:「係囉!仲要我撲向你到,錫你先get到囉!」204Please respect copyright.PENANASURE1Cje5U
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希逸:「嘩!你有冇搞錯吖!要女仔同你表白,仲要女仔主動錫你。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA0KyE5nwT1O
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我:「無辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔,啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA7LkwYrfROs
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楚翹:「你慳啲啦!如果我唔主動啲,你而家都仲係單身咋。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAtH3SSahViU
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我:「點會單身,分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAsRnxwrTTPh
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希逸:「連表白都唔敢,廢柴。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAKTVCo1iTgi
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阿妹:「對你好失望囉!」204Please respect copyright.PENANA8aHHbN6V60
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我:「放心,表白今次我衰咗,但求婚呢一part,一定會係我開口先嘅。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAs8K95oix0p
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希逸:「你唔敢講就死得啦!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAzmVAn2jdLt
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楚翹:「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ic5wP7xBB
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阿妹:「阿嫂做咩口窒窒,你係咪怕醜啊?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAgodWqduqpB
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楚翹:「黐線啦!我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAlbiBOwUvxw
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希逸:「肥哥你要加油喇!要留住楚翹嘅心喇!」204Please respect copyright.PENANANZO6djz4WD
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我:「冇㗎喇!入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去,除非……」204Please respect copyright.PENANAS3fkIPfzy0
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楚翹:「除非咩?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAtzfpZ8G31k
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我:「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAlgI9jWgCP1
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楚翹:「係啊!但係啲有錢人,我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉!陪下你呢個單身漢。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAb99tHTcjZl
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阿妹:「希逸B,叫定大嫂啦! 」204Please respect copyright.PENANAoxjQ7EyTvV
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希逸:「大嫂好!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAseQHlq1PvK
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楚翹:「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAsYxeDFENQ0
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阿妹:「啱先阿哥話求婚,你突然口窒窒喎。」204Please respect copyright.PENANA60ZPT7g9gb
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楚翹:「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAT1n2iXkzDD
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阿妹:「係就唔好等喇!」204Please respect copyright.PENANANYOcJhA0Qf
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希逸:「好事梗係成雙啦!」204Please respect copyright.PENANA8fQpA274gw
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我:「做咩啊!你又求婚咩?我反對。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAq9oCmshe8V
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希逸:「我反對你個反對。」204Please respect copyright.PENANAh6xFfcJCsy
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!我未準備好㗎!」204Please respect copyright.PENANAnC6EJdyjno
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希逸:「我都唔係講求婚,都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊?」204Please respect copyright.PENANAxRtMFymzES
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(待續 To be continued)204Please respect copyright.PENANAym7vaB9oyq