阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71RoYG7IeU
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmYfBKOODK
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我：「好兄弟。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO3xbh31qX
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwwEowLMGJ
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiRoDMVQA8
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqMmH6R1tU
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzmDQ9GxGv
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我：「洗埋先準走。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcfyDR8trg
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIzd1AhcU4
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntAUDrJ3Yj
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JRFIG4JnK
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEncRa1zncp
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dhRBYvexo
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB5cXFzWi5
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zKwx6J4t6
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5ZahknzxF
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZIR4MSlyg
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKjg2HLfAn
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02kVrw0nMj
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eHVs8azIp
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f9BuR3x2F
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZH6i33ORz
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希逸：「做咩先。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C3ZTF4Raw
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我：「你轉咗先。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS45zsAZjmC
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvChylBrfru
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZXYqKIsTF
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7m5UrJEaS
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIm5g8UDaP
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn36BKWe55o
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLIdA3tl27
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIWCKepNjF
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxBZvnT7Nu
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMu1tuWbUG
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM3ffPpR4C
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEpZsTaMJK
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27VMlH9Yw9
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHxy4HwzkY
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o43XsJ9Ik
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr0tYwCcad
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yqvjkolgI
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzbCeUHqzz
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZK8jCqpgE
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpv9AG2rhl
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswhFeqEcIh
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoSaEdzD2B
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKa0pAwH36
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXOdWiEZbj
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87PK4w3YnD
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadF4VndUNG
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB557LEked
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJqhb9OPzB
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZrIMpFxgH
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8oPHfGAiD
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIK12kxgFK
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESuwC6OA3V
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC6e3m3t69
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3HAcfrOMM
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCnobq0SxG
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrBBykSXdX
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVLhaJNd2m
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXzEjbq4l1
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnpKpEaZj7
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoSREkIcQR
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX2ReDHwOJ
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希逸：「大嫂好！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWE3GhwDkj
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vFsItmmiW
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbatlvOITE
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKzYD66J3b
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v6CwzxNQM
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