希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAdHzk8X0P2r
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAQkupcucHLn
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAFc4wuWNQpE
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAdqbgLrmJRR
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAgw7VaTznYt
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZhufSrz8Wu
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」245Please respect copyright.PENANApcnbfRndjT
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAJGzShirrW0
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAQjPseEsfox
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAbPZgZxpmQ2
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAG214qHGMh4
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAMSCR2Ac5I3
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAgLpQEasRAM
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAJNGgdqeBd2
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAASPKCheafl
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAvr4lQF0SpS
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希逸:「唔知吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAhridYcgLwr
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」245Please respect copyright.PENANANM6dtBl7g3
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」245Please respect copyright.PENANAgZRL7I1ROa
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAb2wbZIIXIx
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAP7Bq0oSSn2
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAoyQsAkdG8p
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」245Please respect copyright.PENANATr04U5v28z
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAXzBbRgvQjf
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANASPZK6Q7K4P
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAtiH9xkV8S4
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」245Please respect copyright.PENANA5L2MvCoRwZ
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」245Please respect copyright.PENANA5gEOpyq5Ml
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAN1n1WgpkSl
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAshnXT20R1U
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZhBThJnhNB
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAflHJmX6eUl
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA0LrdsI4Yng
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA8jygkjOcUK
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希逸:「重犯一號。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAIw7o17oA3h
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA4RJeY5mn8E
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAzkTHTkrjJt
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAJdWuWrbwsH
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAKEibbKEoGK
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAb3bnb0zmGF
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA8BvcyHjLBj
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAbhxbCjvQlx
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAshZ2XjNx1R
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」245Please respect copyright.PENANAxTgBD6gkpJ
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」245Please respect copyright.PENANABa6sJAd9Mq
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAxw91tuTBrc
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA8B8Lt24XXN
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我:「咁而家呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA7qAkyKiN2l
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。245Please respect copyright.PENANAN3WJPfV2cz
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAqaDVLqj3LZ
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAtdotvjFM0z
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希逸:「好閃吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAiU2h2PGWnc
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANA9DGwbEugj3
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAQBk5QBNjWQ
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZaCq9VZln6
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANABzc16IgTmv
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANA7VdCVH3yQa
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」245Please respect copyright.PENANADVc3n3FVBu
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANABToJIQt4ub
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAsS79FdLtbj
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAVnJVYozTmq
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAjLLMuMG4o3
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAchS84jHQcW
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAYzvo8BgQRG
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」245Please respect copyright.PENANALwHku9CchS
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA8NREduZS4L
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」245Please respect copyright.PENANABnBImWxP8n
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANANkIGDBgBhL
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAnG8qV93Eao
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAKowzFNfIJp
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAFyX4DXDuma
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAtAa0gsNmsT
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAxMeb4OHk21
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAWfvUfiln5p
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」245Please respect copyright.PENANACiLNfOieQh
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAwxq5hoZcin
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAo9NmiA0NOw
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAgoThq8JYVj
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAjFaSasWA2f
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAyshWsQoLuf
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAgjk6myoEEM
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAAxgX3G0ePD
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANABdEGj0PZpg
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAQEFrsdglhL
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAaM6fLYagLI
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAC3fmcOfZNS
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]245Please respect copyright.PENANAJMEbXt4mUc
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(待續 To be continued)