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Hi.
As you can see, I'm a cat.
Yes, a cat.
Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, is it because I don't look like a normal cat? Trust me, I'm not the only one who looks this weird. My friends are as unordinary as a cat can get. But hey, if you're here to judge, I can- uh- eat you right now.
No?
Ok, I'm not a cannibal anyway. Want me to tell you my story?
Oh, don't be afraid. I won't randomly pop out in the middle of the story and claw your eyes out. Ha! That'd actually be funny. But, again, I'm not interested in killing you.
Well, first thing's first, my name is . . . wait, should I tell you my name, or should you pay a price for it? Maybe . . . a hind leg? Yeah, that should do it. Ha, it would be quick, I promise.
Oh, you think I was actually going to do it, did you? I'm just kidding. But seriously, put one paw wrong and there won't be any more jokes.
My name is Pinwheel, and I'll be glad to tell you my story.
It's a . . . weird one, but now, I have power over so many cats.
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