Disclaimer: the present is a non-profit fanfic that does not intend to violate the rights of those who own the franchises: "Alien", "Speed racer", "Despicable me" and "the wacky races".
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DESPICABLE ME
CAPÍTULO 01: To South America!
Mrs. Yutani was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Mr. Weyland had died and the company's stock was plummeting. To top it off, the military wanted to steal her precious xenomorph eggs, and former pilot Ripley was suing her for the entry of xenomorph eggs into the Earth.
"It was good that Bishop, the android, had a hidden program and doesn't remember that it was he who smuggled the eggs into the spaceship," the woman thought. "I laid the eggs at various company facilities throughout South America... now the problem is to bring them here, without the military knowing about it."
Suddenly the woman smiled wickedly at herself.
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Speed Racer was reading about how a rally was going to be held all over South America.
"This will be wilder than the Dakar rally," Speed Racer thought aloud.
“Speed Racer, you said you'd give up racing and dedicate yourself to mechanics," his girlfriend Trixie told him.
“I didn't say I was going to participate," he excused himself, "I was just saying that the race looks interesting.”
Trixie only looked sadly at her boyfriend and slowly approached him. In the end he embraced him seeking the protection of his arms.
“Promise me, promise me you won't run anymore.”
“I... I... I promise.”
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Late at night, Speed Racer got out of bed carefully so as not to wake his fiancée. He dressed quietly, left a letter on the bedside table and kissed his girlfriend.
"Sorry, Trixie, but I can't stop running, it's in my blood."
Speed racer left his home and headed for the airport as the moon lit up his lonely silhouette.
"It's just a race. It's not like the runners were super villains or anything like that."
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“Girls!” Gru exclaimed joyfully on the other side of the world. “Pack your bags, we're going to South America!”
“Leave where?” Margo asked, as she put her glasses back in place.
“South America, where's that?” Agnes asked, clutching her stuffed unicorn.
“Well, in the south of the United States, much more so in the south of Mexico," said Gru.
“Coool!” said Edith, who was holding her katana at the time.
“Gru, we can't go to South America, it's two o'clock in the afternoon and we have our ballet class," Margo told him.
“Lucy won't like it," said Edith.
“Mama Lucy's coming with us, right?” wanted to know Agnes.
“Well, you see, girls," Gru said nervously, "your mother's boss gave me a very important task in South America and I wanted you to come with me.”
“And what does Lucy say about that?” asked Margo.
“Well, she doesn't know it yet...”
“What! But Gru...”
“Look, girls, I heard that my mom's house has just been fumigated and she's coming here to spend some time. Lucy will not be left alone, she will keep her company as Dr. Nefarious is on vacation in the Bahamas.”
“And when will your mother come?” asked Edith.
“Well... she should be here any minute.”
Margo's glasses slid down to the tip of her nose as Edith dropped her katana on the floor.
It was quite a pandemonium as everyone was going from one side to the other packing their bags.
“Aren't we going to say goodbye to Mommy Lucy and Grandma?” said Agnes, when she was suddenly carried by several minions. In the end, Gru's huge car was shooting out, releasing a lot of smog.
Gru's "dog" stood sobbing behind the window, but when he heard someone approaching the door he wagged his tail happily and walked to the source of the footsteps.
“Gru, help your mother with the luggage!” shouted the angry old woman as she slammed the door open.
Kyle, the "dog" shrieked in fear and ran fast to hide God knows where.
The old woman was snooping around the place as she ran her index finger through all the furniture in the house and shook her head.
“Gru, my girls, I'm home now," said Lucy, who was suddenly stunned by the sight of her "dear" mother-in-law.
“The whole house is full of dust," the old woman grumbled in greeting.
“Julie... what are you doing here?”
I'm here to stay at my son's house for a while. Didn't Gru tell you anything? Anyway, make me some coffee.... Or did you forget how to make one? Do you want me to show you how it's done again?”
Lucy's left eye twitched again, but she forced a smile.
“I'm not stupid Julie, I know how you like it (super black as your heart), feel comfortable that right away...”
“What, you're not gonna help me with the bags!”
“Make yourself comfortable and I'll be right with it," said Lucy as her eye twitches and she shot out to Dr. Nefarious's lab.
“Guys where Gru and the girls are!” shouted the agent and the minions implied about their master's journey.
“Gru... I'm going to kill you!”
CONTINUARÁ...
Poor Lucy, vote and comment so her mother-in-law moves to a hotel.
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